My crush said that she would rather die than have sex with me...it turns out that she was lying.
We r gonna crush u in the try not to laugh
When your crush walks in class but youre homeschooled...
Me:what’s that girls name from phinease and ferb the sister Crush:candice Me:candice dick fit in your mouth Crush: slaps me Walks away
your mama so fat that she doesn't get crushed by cars, she crushes cars and babies in strollers on the sidewalk when she falls and doesn't see any remains so there is no evidence.
What is your true crush? - A soda crush
Someone was crushing a bag of chips i said are you making edibles
my mom said take out the trash and i said okay. the next day she asked "where is your sister", and i said in line to get crushed.
