Crappy jokes jokes

Crappy joke warning: How does Spongebob have fun? He smokes seaweed.

REALLY CRAPPY JOKE ALERT!!! Oh Quin, how was eating that tight butt? Must be nasty. I heard you met from rear ending him.

Doctor: I'm sorry, but you still have 10 seconds left.

Man: What?! What about my family?! My son is still missing! I can't just leave like that!

Doctor: Don't worry sir, I told your family.

Man: That's... great... if they found my son, tell them that I love him more than anything and I couldn't keep that promise.

The doctor watches the man closing his eyes while tears fell down from his eyes.

Doctor: I will... dad...

Tq for reading my crappy joke.

Why did the emo kid get kicked out of the amusement park?

He kept cutting in line.

I have many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes.

Wanna hear a terrible joke?

Paper

Pretty tear-able, huh?

What's the cheapest kind of meat you can buy?

Deer balls. They're under a buck.