Corner shop jokes

I was in the corner shop to buy some lottery tickets, and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!

Why don't Indians play baseball?

Every time they reach a corner, they make a shop.

Why are Indians so good at football?

Each time they get a corner, they open a shop.

I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!

Why did the Romans build straight roads? So the Pakis (bastards) didn't build corner shops.

Why aren’t Indian Pakistanis allowed in the World Cup of baseball?

Every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.

Why did the Indian cross the road?

Because he opened a corner shop on the other side.