Comon jokes

What do orphans, parents, and trees have in common? They leafed.

My teacher asked the class to stand up if you're dumb. No one did, so she said, "Come on, someone must be dumb," and pointed over to the left side of the classroom. Lil Jonny stands up. "Do you think you're dumb, Lil Jonny?" asked the teacher. "No, I just feel bad for you. You're the only one who stood up," replied Lil Jonny!

You know what orphans and I have in common? Our dads both left for the milk.

What do K-mart and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both have boys' pants half off.

It's not that I don't get the laugh, but most of you need to read through what's already been posted, 'cause everybody's saying the same sh*t.

In communist Russia there is no discrimination. White, black, African, American, British and Asian. They all go to Gulag eventually.

What do Spiderman and an orphan have in common? They both have no way home.

Communists don't play Minecraft.

They play Ourcraft.