Comon jokes

What do orphans, parents, and trees have in common? They leafed.

My teacher asked the class to stand up if you're dumb. No one did, so she said, "Come on, someone must be dumb," and pointed over to the left side of the classroom. Lil Jonny stands up. "Do you think you're dumb, Lil Jonny?" asked the teacher. "No, I just feel bad for you. You're the only one who stood up," replied Lil Jonny!

You know what orphans and I have in common? Our dads both left for the milk.

What do SpongeBob and Asians have in common?

They're both yellow and can't drive.

Curry.

Beans

China has a population of a billion people. One billion.

That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.

My mum's a carrot.