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I’ve heard a lot of things about this website, good and bad and I wanted to clear some stuff up. First off, “Opal” the person I’ve been talking to thought it would be smart to fake being me to help me out. Unfortunately this has made it worse. I have been put in a significantly worse position than before. But I’m not going to get into what those things are. Second off, Opal is a bad person for faking her identity b… Read more

Yo, @Matt, is there way you could bring back the profile community tab? It's still missing. Just it would be way easier for going back and checking old chats. Thank you

Opal's last words here as many of you know already, i am one of the main reasons that this site has gone to hell. my constant alt accounts, my retarded decisions, and other factors have weaked, and made our community worse. first off, im sorry for doing that and i hope that stuff like that never happens again. i was leo, ingen, catlettuce, and so many more people, and dont worry, i have my reaons for all of it. i cre… Read more

Don't you just love we begged for matt to bring back the community tab within 24 hours, and now it's just went to being as dead as before?

Guys, it's not looking too well...

I survived, but I'm no longer the person who I used to be.

I'm now strapped onto a wheel chair, paralyzed from the waist down. The "waxing paper" thankfully didn't reach any vital organs, but it did cause numbness in my buttocks and my legs a few minutes after I had done the act, which later lead to me having paralysis.

It gets even worse...

Sadly, my girlfriend left me due to m… Read more

Feet, I made a WJE iceberg and I wanna keep working on it with you. Here's what I did so far

Guys, for whatever reason, please do NOT use fly trap paper to wax your asshole!!!

Today, I was trying to search around my house for some waxing paper because my intertwined lengthy asshole hairs created a humid environment to where sweat and fungus was able to be produced. Then, I looked in my father's garage and I was able to find a large sheet of waxing paper (or so I thought).

The waxing paper was yellow for wh… Read more

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NARRATOR: (Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard) According to all known laws of aviation, : there is no way a bee should be able to fly. : Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. : The bee, of course, flies anyway : because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. BARRY BENSON: (Barry is picking out a shirt) Yell… Read more

I get it. You hated him 4 years ago and you still do today

I have seen a lot hate and vitriol thrown his way, but the guy is an overachiever and defies the odds.

Perhaps it is jealousy and people can't stand the thought of how much money and success he has.

Yeah, it may be true that he has had his fair share of scandals. He may have told a few lies here and there and twisted the truth to make himself look better. … Read more

Do not put your penis in a vacuum cleaner. Please do not insert your penis into a vacuum cleaner.

For starters, the vacuum cleaner might be dirty. It's likely that there might be dirt, dust, and bacteria that could cause an infection if they come into contact with sensitive tissues.

The vacuum cleaner is also dry. The penis is meant to be moist, and a vacuum cleaner with high suction power could chafe some of the d… Read more

hey guys. gtfo this site. u guys are annoying as fuck. wah wah this site sucks. ok BYE DUDE. If you complain and ur still on here, it's ur own fuckin fault, you fuckin morons. geez. useless people. gtfo this site. buh bye. we dont want u here either.

you guys are pathetic pussies talking to a random ass person online not even knowing them let alone you guys trust them think about it you could be talking to a 50 yr old man not even knowing how stupid

blach since you be coming and going ima just put it here but you asked me if I was anime 0.3 and I am (even tho all the animes are me)