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Yo mama so ugly, when she was being robbed, the burglar took off his mask and made HER wear it.

sorry for anyone who reads this lil note but its about Ethan,

tbh I love him so much, yes we have our ups and downs but I couldn't imagine life w/o him, yes he made some mistakes and ruined my trust but he's slowly and surely getting it back. he's so different. like when I look into his eyes it makes me feel all fuzzly and warm. i never wanna let go of him. all weekend I've been just thinking about him, wearing his hoodies to bed nd everything. he gives me pure joy and I never wanna lose this feeling.

guys my mommy spanked me since i showed people her credit card and i had to wear extra underwear but then she punched me and now i have bloody lip and it hurt so much 😭😭😭😭

❗️Hey everyone! I just wanna say something, this is very important to know when you read any of my posts or comments! -I can be unintentionally offensive and rude sometimes, but I’m just being honest. I don’t have any filter when I speak, for example: if you wear your favourite clothing and ask me to be honest if I like it or not, I will give you a brutally honest answer.

-So, if you ever find something I say hurtful or offensive, tell me, if you don’t I will have no idea if I have said anything wrong, or what I’ve said wrong.

My school did a bunch today. It was spirit day so 6th grade was told to wear red 7th grade blue and 8th grade white. 6th grade band and 8th grade choir preformed for some 5th graders who were touring the school, but the choir kinda sucked and I also missed most of my social studies class because of that. We also had a rally so everybody was screaming at the top of their longs and my head and ears hurt now but that was fun.

GENESIS 28 1So Isaac called for Jacob and blessed him. Then he commanded him: “Do not marry a Canaanite woman. 2Go at once to Paddan Aram, to the house of your mother’s father Bethuel. Take a wife for yourself there, from among the daughters of Laban, your mother’s brother. 3May God Almighty bless you and make you fruitful and increase your numbers until you become a community of peoples. 4May he give you and your de… Read more

look what my cousin said again , You wanna say i don't have friends well atleast i have real friends that dont lie like your dumbass you had to go around every class room and collect boys phone numbers because you get no bitches and no one wants you because you had lice and you didnt wanna get rid of them because it made you feel less lonely like bitch you are nasty and you wanna spread rumors about people because wh… Read more

hey guys look what my cousin said im telling tracy to make sure your in trouble now this is why your roof is falling in and you got to boil creek water to wash your stinky ass you wear makeup and whore clothes for attention from guys because u dont get any at home no one loves you you put so much makup on you look like a prostitute and the only way you can get attention iss wearing clothes with your ass out like gir… Read more

Bee Movie Script

According to all known laws of aviation,

there is no way a bee should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway

because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.

Barry! Breakfast is ready!

Ooming!

Hang… Read more

You're so fat that when you got on the scales they said "I need your weight not your phone number" ​ ​ ​ You're so fat that an oragami crane has less folds than you. ​ ​ ​ You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat people shout out "taxi" ​ ​ ​ You're so fat, the photo I took of you last christmas is still printing.

You're so fat that when you want to iron your pants, you have to go out to your driveway. ​ … Read more

Why do people make bug deals out of whites committing crimes on black but nit blacks making crimes on white I mean I bet nobody remembers when the girl with asma was tazed multiple times by that black cop for nit wearing a mask at a football game

YOUR MAMA IS SO FAT INSTEAD OF WEARING A MASK 😷 SHE ENDED UP USING HER DAUGHTER'S G-STRINGS 🤣🤣🤣🤣