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Okay guys so my friend and i were talking about dr pepper and we both agree it tastes like cough syrup (especially the cherry one!) and everyone thinks we're crazy...does anyone agree or is it literally j us?

Shut up boy you look like a velociraptor in a clogged toilet bowl! Bruh you look like an off brand Ben 10 character! Nah you ain’t Ben 10 you Steven 9! Get yo ass back boy, you look like you got expelled for barking at yo lunch lady! Shut yo ass up boy, you ain’t from Jurassic Park, you came from the prehistoric playground! Get yo ass out boy you like Clifford the big red dog’s fossil! Boy what are you talking about … Read more

bp groupchat #3 if you’re not from bp, either fuck off, or be chill. if you are from bp, hiii panda besties!!! bp’s been kinda slow lately, so we can talk on here. let’s make this place slightly less of a shitshow. rules: - no fatherless jokes - try not to use slurs - shitposting is cool, but some of y’all need to chill the fuck out šŸ’€ - for the rest of you non-bp people, don’t mess with us. on that site, we’re legen… Read more

Day 1: Ever since I quit being a discord mod, it's been really tough right now. I had to leave my queen bee pookie wookie honey bun sugar plumb Pokimane. And it's actually the first time I ever showered! Also there's this thing called soap, we're just making up words now? I'm still not ready to go outside, it's overwhelming how boring this world is, I just want to lay on my bed, talk to my E kittens, consume gfuel, a… Read more

Guys, I dont plan to be back for like from before I need some help though. I really like this guy and he likes me back, but with all honesty I'm scared to get hurt again. Like id give him the world, but what if he breaks mine?.. Im just so used to my broken past I don't know if I can be what I need to be, I know I cam love someone but I want to give him my all, everything. But im scared im going to get hurt again.. What if we only last a few weeks, what if he doesn't really like me, what if he uses me.. Im just scared, I don't know who to go to, I've been to a few people but I still feel like this..

hi guysssssss i jst wanted to say that your jokes are all so funny!!! HAHAHAH!! JJST KIDDING. THEY ARE INCREDIBALY OFFENSIVE FOR THOSE OF US WITH A BMI OF OVER 70. THE FAT JOKES ARE SO INSENSIVITE. I HAVE ALOT ON MY PLATE RIGHT NOW AND I AM TRYING TO BE THE BIGGER PERSON HERE.

Y'all, I just needed to say. It's obvious that I'm Chxl. It's obvious that I've changed... But I'm so used to everything being like, Someone apologizes and says they changed no one forgives them or even gives them another chance and doesn't believe they changed.. I only made more accounts because I didn't want you guys to deal with me even though you had to. I know I'm not the victim but Idk why I do but I run from … Read more

What the fuck did you just say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the navy seals, and I've been involved with numerous on Al-Queada, and I have over 30 confirmed kills, I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but another target. I'll wipe you the Fuck of with precision the likes of it has never been seen on … Read more

Fuck a opp, that boy a bimbo, gettin' low, they playin' limbo Tried to slice me, I went Kimbo, opp hoes get turned to widows He was stretchin' shit for shitshow, now he ridin' in a limo I'm the fiddler on the roof, I'm sendin' fifty out the window I used to work at Five Below but now I keep that fire below Them hearts cold, it ain't melt, Robert Frost, it doesn't explode Them boys suck, to each his own, they tried to slide, epic poem So if it's smoke then let me know.

Hey guys, I’m new here but I use the German version (schlechtewitze.com) because I’m from Germany. My name there is Ā„Guitar_CatĀ„ too. I hope I’ll have fun here. :))))

@everyone.. whats so funny is that JIT thinks hes so "cool" and that everyone is "amazed" about him hating on people who is wayyy above him on the roster. the pathetic part is that he hates on everyone elses family nd relationships when 100% of us have a WAYY better one then he will ever deserve. he was born pathetic, and will die pathetic. so JIT please tell me what its like to be such a coward?

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"This jar is full of stupid worthless things, but they’re worth something to meā€ - Miranda Harcourt.

On a clear, but cold Wellington after… Read more