i remembered those good ol days where me and the homies were having this "whos got the fattest shit" competition for fun.

funny story about yesterday ( true )

a teacher / or principle walked into my science room ( I was upstairs not in science that period ) and he/she walked into a fire extinguisher and it dropped to the floor nd exploded, then people decided to spray cologne with it, and mf I thought someone went GAHGAHBOOM on the school, but any ways it got into a chemical room nd mixed in with chemicals too...

i inhaled so much of it on accident dude.. nd in certain sents I'm allergic too, GUESS WHOS SICK NOWWWW

do yall ever pick up the phone cause someone is call in and u answer it and the person on the phone say "are u in the house alone''

Ask me random shit and talk about random shit, random questions, I got shit I got to do for like 30 minutes but I’ll look at the shit when I get back, could be anything rlly.

why the fuck am i getting downvotes on boredpanda? its pissing me off like i didnt even say no shit immature fucks

attention everyone we have some sad news some of you know me aaden and Skyler found our pride and joy lavender the bird sadly lavender got out of her encasement and a dog got her sadly she was our pride and joy if you want to drop in and say goodbye

rip lavender god bless love you lavender