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so there is this guy, let's call him snape. snape is eggman (my crush)'s bestie, and there is something... suspicious about him. there was this one time he said i had the biggest asian eyes, when it is clearly my bully's brother. I personally think my eyes are pretty small, and definetely smaller than my bully's brother's. I have no idea why snape is rooting for someone that is not his friend. plz lmk if this sus

YOOOO anyone seen news today??? Brian Thompson (CEO of untied healthcare) was killed in times square. Huge ass Gang bust in England that the Russians are behind. And the French are kind rebelling Also SK citizens are annoyed because of the new Matrial Law.

Guys, it's not looking too well...

I survived, but I'm no longer the person who I used to be.

I'm now strapped onto a wheel chair, paralyzed from the waist down. The "waxing paper" thankfully didn't reach any vital organs, but it did cause numbness in my buttocks and my legs a few minutes after I had done the act, which later lead to me having paralysis.

It gets even worse...

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Hey @matt, so I was thinking, can we gove anons a limited number of post and comments? (Per device) Like it would help alot with all these Fakes and anons, but at the same time, it would make normal people get an account, and if they have an account, then there's probably a higher chance of them returning, no? And that would bring more people in, and start a small incline in users here, right?

Like hey I'm just saying I'm normally retarded but shit sounds good.

This site has not been whole for such a long time idk if I even know the concept of bananas anymore

Don't look at my username. Oh man you just did. Fun fact: You can't say /m/ with your mouth open. You just tried. I'm correct agian. You didn't see that I misspelled "again." You just checked. Don't look at my profile picture. You looked. You didn't notice I misspelled "look." You just realized I spelled it correctly. Copy and paste this comment as many times as possible. This was stolen from somebody else, continue the chain ( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ) (ส˜แดฅส˜).

These fucking anons have got to stop. Eloise isnโ€™t real, whoever that is youโ€™re a fucking weirdo bitch. Also whoever is that anon that talks about Amy and Madi and makes excess posts just hop off everyoneโ€™s dick and leave itโ€™s so tiring ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ istfg i wanna kms every time i see your dumbass posts.