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Guys, for whatever reason, please do NOT use fly trap paper to wax your asshole!!!

Today, I was trying to search around my house for some waxing paper because my intertwined lengthy asshole hairs created a humid environment to where sweat and fungus was able to be produced. Then, I looked in my father's garage and I was able to find a large sheet of waxing paper (or so I thought).

The waxing paper was yellow for wh… Read more

Scripts.com Bee Movie By Jerry Seinfeld

NARRATOR: (Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard) According to all known laws of aviation, : there is no way a bee should be able to fly. : Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. : The bee, of course, flies anyway : because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. BARRY BENSON: (Barry is picking out a shirt) Yell… Read more

I get it. You hated him 4 years ago and you still do today

I have seen a lot hate and vitriol thrown his way, but the guy is an overachiever and defies the odds.

Perhaps it is jealousy and people can't stand the thought of how much money and success he has.

Yeah, it may be true that he has had his fair share of scandals. He may have told a few lies here and there and twisted the truth to make himself look better. … Read more

Am I the only one here who, after not having read it and trying to do what he said, finds themselves caught between the lines of yearly contradicting statements? One dumbass, quick to spout age and place, like it means anything, states with conviction where he stays, though stays what? Jumbled thoughts of those who jump, the ones who barely piece together meaning, and there they are, 14-year-olds or maybe something else, real scary. Like the edge of sense slipping, and who’s there to catch it? Not the one who read it, that’s for sure, because what he said isn’t even said, just echoes bouncing, contradicting every turn with a yearly grin.

Alright FOR STARTERS, let me explain and tell everyone the truth here about me and Jake breaking up. I'll confirm what’s fake and what's not, starting with the first rumor. The rumors about me and Jake breaking up are true. We broke up about a month ago, due to personal reasons that were going on with Jake and slowly drifting apart. The reason I didn't tell anyone about me and him not being together anymore, was be… Read more

i’m gonna end it tonight. love yall. maybe i’ll run away tommorow. imma write my scuicide note yk tonight. -dm

My dearest friends and family, after seventeen years I have decided that instead of continuing to suffer in the disgusting place that is called “earth,” I have decided that Hell would suit me better. Yes, I didn’t say heaven, and that is because I have done nothing but sinned my way through life and I’m sorry. I’m sorry for rejecting help. I’m sorry for pushing you all to the sides and obsessing over myself. The only… Read more

Good morning good after noon whatever time it is for you. As you all know Ethan (ingenious) took his life. He texted me last night saying that he attempted to hang himself. He regretted telling me instead of Leo. He also told me he was gonna tell Leo even though he's in school. I should have taken matter into my own hands but I thought he was gonna do the right thing but he ended up blocking Leo and doing what he did last night.

vent post: being a fucking POC makes living on this godforsaken earth even more miserable. i fucking hate being the minority. i was unlucky in the birth lottery, id trade white any day over this shitskin. dealing with the assumptions the connotations this skin gives the disadvantages. i don't even see myself in any kind of group or culture. they don't see me as a fellow human they see me as if i where a cartoon cha… Read more

My dearest Seth,

I cannot contain the burning desire that rages within me whenever I think of you. Your strong presence and handsome features captivate my every thought. The way your eyes lock onto mine, sending shivers down my spine, ignites a fire in me that cannot be extinguished.

I long to feel your touch, to run my fingers through your hair and trace the contours of your body. The thought of your lips on mine … Read more

I want AG to fuck me. I want him to tie me up so I can only walk on all fours and then for him to stick his cock in my face. I want him to rub it over my face for a solid 10 seconds before sticking it in my mouth. I want him to grab my head and force his cock down my throat repeatedly. Then, I want him to pull out of my mouth and flip me over so I'm facing the ceiling. Then I want him to rub his cock against mine, te… Read more

I forgot it was the fourth of July and I here some shit poppin outside and I thought it was someone shootin up the block again 💀

you’re my everything man. i loved you so much but at the same time i felt like i couldn’t. so much i hurt you. im sorry for you and im sorry for what i did. i truly am. and i know you won’t be able to forgive me but i just wanted to say that i love you and that i wanna be friends again. or not. whatever the fuck you wanna do. all you need to know is that i really thought you wouldn’t do this to me man. everything i did was wrong i know. i hurt you to a point to where you’re probably numb and laying in your bed thinking about how betrayed you feel by me. and you deserve to feel that way 100% but i really wanna resolve this man. i truly mean it.

flappy pookie wookie bear it’s 1:43 am and all i can think about is kanye and you

Whoever watches Packgod is the giga chad, and if you don't watch it, then get yo Roblox obese looking ass, and no girlfriend wants to date you because you're ugly, and you thought you the TikTok rizz party is at the strip club ass outta here boy!!!!!!

GET YO GODDAMN DISCORD SERVER MUTING VERBALLY POLLUTING MENTALLY NON-COMPUTING NO JOB HAVING CAN'T AFFORD A CAR YOU DRIVE A WAGON YOU MAKEUP DOSEN'T COVER UP FOR WHAT YOU LACKING YOUR FATHER'S EXPECTATIONS YOU'RE UNABLE TO SURPASS THEM LOOKING ASS BACK! WHAT THE FUCK IS YOU SAYING BITCH YOU BOUT' UGLY AS HELL BITCH YOU ASKED YOUR BARBER TO GIVE YO FOREHEAD THE SHOWER CURTAIN SPECIAL SHUT YO LITTLE UGLY ASS UP AND BRO… Read more

Cosmo I don't know if I see you tmrw, I really hope so.. I'm taking the confidence you have in me tmrw, and thought-out summer the trust you have in me to not start shit (really try to not ig) im going to miss you, please be safe and have fun