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what i wanna know, is whenever someones comments my username they use an e- @caster-

ITS @CASTOR MAN

My name is Lily and i'm Kayla sis, So I can tell you a few things about what I like and what Kayla like and What me and Kayla both don't like.

Lily: I like to be call Lil, or Lils for short, I love my sis, I love having friends, I am a very nice and kind person, I'm older than Kayla by exactly 1 year.

Kayla: She likes to be called by Kay, She loves dogs, If someone is upset she will bug them until they answer, She talks alot lmao, and she is the most sweest girl I have ever met, and she does not lie at all that is what I love about my sis

Both of my parents have died and I don't know how much pain i can take anymore maybe its time to put an end to myself and my life

My mom died from being shot and my dad at her remaining My dad died from being beat in prison and attempted on me 5 times, also he ate my mom remains as well

so before y'all make fun of people and how they look and why they act like that maybe y'all should go and ask them why there like that and if they tell you they tell you if they don't they don't

Sheesh, everyone here talks big, but they just can't shut up about their own problems, especally anon the executour, you literally are the stupidest perosn on here

GENESIS 8 1But God remembered Noah and all the wild animals and the livestock that were with him in the ark, and he sent a wind over the earth, and the waters receded. 2Now the springs of the deep and the floodgates of the heavens had been closed, and the rain had stopped falling from the sky. 3The water receded steadily from the earth. At the end of the hundred and fifty days the water had gone down, 4and on the sev… Read more

GENESIS 6 Wickedness in the World 1When human beings began to increase in number on the earth and daughters were born to them, 2the sons of God saw that the daughters of humans were beautiful, and they married any of them they chose. 3Then the Lord said, “My Spirit will not contend with humans forever, for they are mortal; their days will be a hundred and twenty years.” 4The Nephilim were on the earth in those days—a… Read more

GENESIS 5 From Adam to Noah 1This is the written account of Adam’s family line. When God created mankind, he made them in the likeness of God. 2He created them male and female and blessed them. And he named them “Mankind” when they were created. 3When Adam had lived 130 years, he had a son in his own likeness, in his own image; and he named him Seth. 4After Seth was born, Adam lived 800 years and had other sons and d… Read more

Hey I got a riddle for y’all.

In 1893, a family in a rural village welcomed twins. One a girl, and the other a boy. The girl was named Martha and the boy named Henry. As the children grew, their family’s fortune did as well, and soon they were able to move out of the rural village and into the city. It is now 1903, and the family of 4 purchases a large house and several acres of land on the edge of the city. Over th… Read more

Jesus, I was gone for a day, and I came back to some bullshit about Anons being absolute retards and comments being deleted, and other people commenting on how disgusting they were. I kind of wanted to see them, not gonna lie.

some of u people are so mean whoever made this website needs to be nicer and make sure the jokes are funny not mean and hurtful in fact I am adopted and I went to the jokes about that but they were ruthless instead of funny and I think some of u should listen to k-love 94.1 or 89.3 and then read the bible start w/Matthew then ask God into your life

Why did my question got so much hate?I dont know wtf is wrong with you all.IM SORRY THAT IM AN ASSHOLE AND ASKING A QUESTION ABOUT FURRYS YEAH I GET IT FURRYS ARE DISGUISTING CAUSE MOST OF YOU ARE TOO STUPID TO UNDERSTAND THE DIFFRENCE BETWEEN A FURRY.WHY TF DO YOU CREATE ALT ACCOUNTS IF SOMEONE HAS A DIFFRENT OPINON?HAVE YOU GUYS EVEN GOT A BRAIN OR YOU ARE ONE OF TWITTER USERS WHO TAKES A SHIT ABOUT EVERY OPINION THEY DONT LIKE

Conversations with my younger self

How is oscar is he still jumping around like a kangaroo?

No, he got stuck underneath our dad's car now he can't jump.

how is grandnan is she still alive and well?

no, we lost her on February 21st at the age of 90.

our we still in the house we loved

no, we had to move houses because we couldn't afford it anymore.

are we still best friends with charlie Clarkson

no, she said something means about my parents and we stopped being friends in April 2021

But are we still happy all the time and have sooooooo many friends

No, we are just friends with a few people but they are awesome.

Here are some things that Dancer's say that sound really weird to non dancers:

"Just a minute, I need to break my shoes."

"Can you re-mark my legs?"

"My best point area is at the 8th position"

"Have two left feet"

"Box it girls"

"Pull you're core's tight"

"Push the wings"

If you know what they mean, you either are a dancer or know a dancer.

Why is this site filled with dumbass little kids and braindead monkey zoomers? This site is supposed to be for adult jokes made by and for respectable, civilized, humans. instead it's filled with twitter-loving consumer algorithm-fried zoomers and children. Fucking ban them already or make a containment site to filter that garbage out, we the community want to see true jokes on the front page, not "IF THIS HITS 69 LI… Read more

Like this if you laughed.

These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.

I made a website for orphans .Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.

Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.

Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father

Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)

Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.

What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.

Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewers head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they… Read more