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Alright, I think it's time someone says something. I have noticed a flood of new people on this site; they all look the same. Allow me to show you. Here are all the people who I think are the same https://worstjokesever.com/@lovemaddie%F0%9F%98%8B https://worstjokesever.com/@layla%F0%9F%98%8B https://worstjokesever.com/@lilly%F0%9F%98%87 https://worstjokesever.com/@kaylee%F0%9F%98%9D

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I’m going to bed soon but I need some help. One of my best friends got a vape somehow, and now they like weed, also she is 11 years old for clarity. And she’s being pretty stubborn about it, does anybody know what I can do to change her mind?

hey, @MU you might not see this, but I would VERY much appreciate it if you would stop spamming. It's really getting on my nerves, and you don't need to capitalize every goddamn word. Also, just, ya know, saying this right now while I have the chance. you may be in 4th grade, but because of that, I'm gonna let you off with a warning. If no one is on, PLEASE DONT SPAM. even if someone IS on, STILL don't spam. they may… Read more

A school teacher wanted to educate her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One child in her class stood up and the teacher was really surprised. She didn’t anticipate that anyone would stand up so she asks him, “Why did you stand up?” He answers, “I didn’t want to leave you standing up by yourself.”

You're so fat that when you got on the scales they said "I need your weight not your phone number" ​ ​ ​ You're so fat that an oragami crane has less folds than you. ​ ​ ​ You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat people shout out "taxi" ​ ​ ​ You're so fat, the photo I took of you last christmas is still printing.

You're so fat that when you want to iron your pants, you have to go out to your driveway. ​ … Read more

Hey guys its Kay and I would like to say I am glad to be back on here the doctor said I made a good recovery and I just made it home and what happen was on Christmas day I started coughing and coughing then I threw up and my " mom " realized i had blood in my throw up so she rushed me to the hospital and the doctor said I was very ill so they did everything they could to help me back I stood in there for 3 weeks and 2 days ago the doctor said I made a full recovery and i just came home today.

Glad to see everyone again :D

marapets banned me from chatting and they thought i was 8, SERIOUSLY I'M 12!!!!!!!!!!!! not some random 8 year old!!!!!!!!!!!

by the time i could get access to the chat features, i would have been 16 by now and wouldn't have been active on marapets

Ashton, I’d like to apologize to you for a few reasons. I’m sorry for the things I said about you and what I called you. It’s just that a lot of girls have left this website because they think you were hitting on them and it made them feel uncomfortable. I should’ve told you about those things in a nicer way and, again, I’m really sorry. I don’t expect you to forgive me, but seeing so many girls leave this website and you sometimes lying just made me things the worst about you. I hope we can be friends, or, if not, then allies.

Matt, please ban these sons of bitches who post porn and spam bullshit. They are annoying as fuck and our disturbing our precious peace.

GENESIS 11 The Tower of Babel 1Now the whole world had one language and a common speech. 2As people moved eastward, they found a plain in Shinar and settled there. 3They said to each other, “Come, let’s make bricks and bake them thoroughly.” They used brick instead of stone, and tar for mortar. 4Then they said, “Come, let us build ourselves a city, with a tower that reaches to the heavens, so that we may make a name … Read more

Guys I am sad and upset and angry and I have nobody to talk to in my family because they said they don't care. so who wanna talk to me. :(

The run for life and death Hi, I’m ava and I was in school at the time of the outbreak. You see, I'm at a success school. It's pretty much an alternative school for me and about 300 other people. Counting teachers, janitors, housekeeping, and students. Now to remind you this is a “school” so there's a lot of kids here, both boys and girls Attend this school and like any other school my school didn’t allow electronics… Read more

What is a similiarity between priests and doctors?

They both have fetishes for their professions

GENESIS 10 The Table of Nations 1This is the account of Shem, Ham and Japheth, Noah’s sons, who themselves had sons after the flood. The Japhethites 2The sons of Japheth: Gomer, Magog, Madai, Javan, Tubal, Meshek and Tiras. 3The sons of Gomer: Ashkenaz, Riphath and Togarmah. 4The sons of Javan: Elishah, Tarshish, the Kittites and the Rodanites. 5(From these the maritime peoples spread out into their territories by th… Read more

"When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go Nothing is impossible There is nothing impossible to they who will try The bad news is time flies Life has got all those twists and turns Keep your face always toward the sunshine, and shadows will fall behind you.

Shower thoughts. U know u have serious acne when blind people try to read ur face-As a kid my parents taught me to not believe everything I see on TV, now I have to teach them to not believe everything they see on Facebook-Aliens invaded the Moon on July 20th, 1969— Vehicles today can surf the web, link to your phone, stream music and videos, etc.. but they still can't perform a simple database lookup to tell you what the check engine light is on for.-If you run at 11pm you are a night person. If you run at 5am you are a morning person. If you run at 3am you are a suspicious person

Im gonna fucking kms, why? THIS- bro im crying rn (not as a joke) here is the email I sent my mom

Uhm, remember when I gave your number to my friend? so when I pass my classes I can go over to their house? They had their number in their backpack pocket, and they were like "ADDISON IM GONNA CALL YOUR MOM" I freaked out, and I don't wanna get in trouble, so I'm apologizing now, instead of waiting until get home, and they called you about planned pregnancy, and I took the phone out of their hands and tried hanging up, but it didn't work, and I'm sorry. please don't me mad.

and I'm crying so hard rn ima kms