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I'm on the internet, posing as a little girl I'm tryin' to lure evil into my world I tell them that I'm curious, and I'm only twelve Mom and Dad are gone for the day; I'm by myself Buckets of throw up are next to my computer Hopin' that they show up, 'cause what I'm about to do to them Would make the Devil sick: I sharpen my blade Frontin' to this perv like I'm only in the seventh grade The doorbell rings, I gotta ge… Read more

Still writing that long ass story btw, suggestions are GREATLY APPRECIATED!!! So far I have a few arcs:

- The characters join the Cartel - They travel across the desert on a train and meet an inventor - The inventor teleports them to medieval Scotland - They help Scotland win their war for Independence - They sort of kidnap a Scottish girl and teleport back to present-day - She meets her ancestor and he becomes a zo… Read more

Chxl, stop making new posts I’m hopes people will stop commenting on them. They obviously won’t. If you really need to talk to Fletcher then go on discord. WJE is a public website for everyone to see. You have no right to tell them to leave your posts.

Goodnight WJE, sleep warm and tight. Please don’t argue and please don’t fight. Your troubles seem large, but they will pass. Everyone get your heads out of your ass.

These idiotic 6th graders are being so damn annoying. They keep saying things like β€œcheese and baloney”. And they keep trying to hug me. I don’t even know who the hell they are.

Music, in its many forms, has the power to evoke a wide range of emotions and responses. One genre that has particularly resonated with me is rap. Recently, I stumbled upon a track that truly exemplified the essence of this genre. The song was not just a composition but a powerful expression of artistry that left a lasting impression on me. The lyrics of the song were profound, offering a deep dive into the artist's … Read more

I enjoy stalking this site in the night and reading all of the secrets.... or at least you think they are secrets

who thought school was so slow thursday i did i know that for sure had a sub in 3 classes ctms has so many new teachers and subs nowdays i dont even know why they had change the time we get out of school we use to get out at 4:10 know 4:15 what was wrong with 4:10 like nowdays what is the point in school

Day one of making my word rarely to never heard; Was shit, obviously as expected. It's turning into more of an experiment that ends once the person who caused this chaos fixes it. They only have a month though, if it's not fixed by then I will spend all of my days only speaking as a last resort. I doubt anyone will read this, so if you did type your favorite fruit in the comments. I told my friend I would learn sign … Read more

A SCARY WJE HORROR STORY ABOUT DAGGER (Part 2) Dagger discreetly entered the run down, filthy house, a vile smell filling his nostrils The eerie silence engulfed him as Dagger stood outside BlackHumorKing's door, his trembling hand gripping his namesake dagger. The door creaked open, revealing the unsuspecting jester within. The bright computer light gave Dagger a good view of the degenerate stealing his thunder. He … Read more

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A SCARY WJE HORROR STORY ABOUT DAGGER Once upon a time, in the depths of the internet, there was a site called WJE - Worst Jokes Ever. It was a place where the darkest and most twisted humor lived, a haven for those who found twisted delight in sharing their morbid sense of amusement. One year prior, a man named Dagger (after his love for the ornate weapons) stumbled upon this sinister community, unbeknownst to him t… Read more

Scary WJE Story: Once upon a time, in the dark underbelly of the internet, there existed a website known as WorstJokesEver (WJE). It was a virtual den of wickedness, notorious for its twisted humor and malevolent pranks. The site thrived with an insidious charm, attracting thousands of members who reveled in its evil antics. But within the shadows lurked Dagger, a formidable moderator of WJE. Dagger had once been an… Read more

Insane, Crazy, Stupid.

Unfortunate, They Say "A Maniac".

Such a shame :/

And Yeah I Get Manic, But don't be Dramatic.

When plans are active, "A Maniac" indeed.

Im going insane for you.. Voices in my head, Eat Reality Right Up.

The Man On The Moon, I Swear I'll Be There Soon.

You Made Me This Way, A Maniac, What A Wonderful Feeling.

Jake im sorry, I know I made a promise... But I can't take this anymore, soon ill be off for the night for a move, and idk when and if I'll be back tonight, but idek. When I wake up tmrw morning if seem off, if I don't seem happy, if I don't seem sad, if I don't seem anything its cause I won't for a while. It all feels like my fault, so im done. Im don't with emotion. Like the one person I've always cared for says I was acting and just fucking hurts me on and on and they know they do, so im done. I will be praying that I don't even wake up, I won't do anything to stop myself from waking up though.

I just want to address a situation that has been causing me concern within the community. It has come to my attention that, for reasons that remain unclear to me, I've consistently been asked to leave chats and even faced the threat of being banned by the moderators, even tho they are not allowed to ban when they don't have a valid reason.

I have not engaged in any disruptive or harmful behavior during my time on WJ… Read more

Hahahahaha Tank God Ayy, ayy I've been fuckin' hoes and poppin' pillies Man, I feel just like a rockstar (ayy, ayy) All my brothers got that gas And they always be smokin' like a Rasta Fuckin' with me, call up on a Uzi And show up, man, them the shottas When my homies pull up on your block They make that thing go grrra-ta-ta-ta (ta, pow, pow, pow, ayy, ayy) Switch my whip, came back in black I'm startin' sayin', "Res… Read more