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The year was 2022. In a dark corner of the internet, there existed worstjokesever.com, a website filled with the most cringe-worthy jokes one could imagine. Among the members, a deeply disturbed individual named Ashton Parks roamed freely, lurking in the shadows. However, unbeknownst to the other users, Ashton's presence spun a horrifying web that extended far beyond the world of jokes.

Ashton, with his cunning ways… Read more

The True Dagger

It was a chilling night on the Worst Jokes Ever (WJE) forum, where Dagger, the elderly and enigmatic moderator, had caused an atmosphere of fear and unease among the users. Despite his charm and elegant demeanor, Dagger's actions were extremely harsh and brutal towards anyone who crossed his path. His ruthless rampage on the site had left members scarred, traumatized, and yearning for justice. In a d… Read more

Hello Matthias, I hope this message reaches you promptly. My name is Silent Specter (I'm on an alt), and I recently discovered that my account on WJE has been suspended. I'm reaching out urgently to understand the specific reasons behind this action. I've always respected and followed the community guidelines on WJE (if there are any), and the suspension has left me puzzled. Could you please provide clarification on … Read more

Dagger we got a “they/them” fucker here, and she’s from BoredPanda: https://worstjokesever.com/@shydragon

Jeez, I’ve been gone for a little while only to come back to a bunch of brain-dead children. Literally who opened my basement? Who let them out? To all you newcomers, kys. You’ve all got shit-for-brains. Please ingest some botulinum. You’d be us a favour.

Hi guys this Ae Chas (leo) friend, just call me Haerin. Me and leo have been friends ever since we were six so we’re really close and now we’re both teens so lol I don’t want to make this super dramatic because it’s the opposite of what leo wants but please try being nice to them lol

Guys I js found out but apparently Newjeans & Ive got a black ocean! 😭😭😭 If u ever go to a concert PLEASE do not do this. They keep it cool but it obviously affects them. If ur a k-pop stan please continue supporting them! 😢❤

im wriritng a list of names caus ei need them froe stores nd I put some of ur guyses names on the list to put in stories >:)

Say what, say what? Say what, say what? Say what, say what? I say what, say what? (My dick is bigger than yours) Ooh, I say what, say what? I say what, say what? I say what, say what? (My band is bigger than yours) Too bad, I got your beans in my bag You stuck-up sucker, Korny motherfucker Taking over flows is the Limp pimp Need a Bizkit to save this crew from Jon Davis I'm gonna drop a little east side skill Ya best… Read more

Dear Worst Jokes Ever,

I sit here with a heavy heart, tears streaming down my face, as I write this farewell letter to you. Our time spent together has brought both laughter and despair, but alas, it is time for me to bid you adieu.

From the moment I stumbled upon your twisted humor, I thought I had found my home, a sanctuary for those who appreciate the darkest corners of comedy. Oh, how we laughed, or rather, how… Read more

HI GUYS IM BACK <333333 it was the weekend so i was off because my home computer is only for hw but not my shcool computer omg hru guys did i miss out on any drama? also @hanjisungswife i love stray kids :) we can talk abt them soon :D

THE PLAN:

Dagger Jr. rechecked the plan in the dark underbelly of WJE's community section, making sure everyone knew their role. "Alright, guys, remember, as soon as we see DonutDrawzz's comment, we all reply with 'KYS' simultaneously. We have to show her we won't tolerate her behavior anymore."

Wade, determined and ready, nodded. "I've been waiting for this moment. It's time to stand up to this bully and protect o… Read more

Amy, Mal, whoever else trolls on BP, my BP trolling days are over(for now at least), I now pass that job onto you..make me proud, fuck them up..Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

GET YO GODDAMN DISCORD SERVER MUTING VERBALLY POLLUTING MENTALLY NON-COMPUTING NO JOB HAVING CAN'T AFFORD A CAR YOU DRIVE A WAGON YOU MAKEUP DOSEN'T COVER UP FOR WHAT YOU LACKING YOUR FATHER'S EXPECTATIONS YOU'RE UNABLE TO SURPASS THEM LOOKING ASS BACK! WHAT THE FUCK IS YOU SAYING BITCH YOU BOUT' UGLY AS HELL BITCH YOU ASKED YOUR BARBER TO GIVE YO FOREHEAD THE SHOWER CURTAIN SPECIAL SHUT YO LITTLE UGLY ASS UP AND BRO… Read more

Do you ever feel like your friends aren’t you friends? And whenever you talk to them, they purposely ignore you? Or ghost and leave you on read? Or like they talk about you behind you back, about how weird you are, and that not of it is actually genuine?

There exists a world that you can only reach between 3:30 and 3:33 am, before you travel I must advise you of a few rules,

Rule #1. No matter how lovely they are Do not pick the flowers If you do, you’ll never get rid of them.

rule #2. If you see a tall man with no face Just keep walking. Whatever you do, do not stop to look at him.

rule #3. If someone offers you tea, politely decline and keep walking, if they follow you Run. Anything is better than drinking the tea.

and rule #4, The most important of them all. Wear a watch at all times, Time is weird there and if you don’t have a clock on you time will warp into Nothingness and you won’t know when to leave.

thats all, safe travels

everyone's trying to kill themselves. This is not worth it. You see your problems, right? You see them. They're tough! They're hard! This is the path of life! Challenges come and go! This is to make you a stronger person! This is to train you for the path ahead! Don't waste your hard work growing up by slitting your neck or hurling yourself down a cliff! It's not worth it! There are always at least ONE person to help… Read more