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The True Dagger

It was a chilling night on the Worst Jokes Ever (WJE) forum, where Dagger, the elderly and enigmatic moderator, had caused an atmosphere of fear and unease among the users. Despite his charm and elegant demeanor, Dagger's actions were extremely harsh and brutal towards anyone who crossed his path. His ruthless rampage on the site had left members scarred, traumatized, and yearning for justice. In a dโ€ฆ Read more

The year was 2022. In a dark corner of the internet, there existed worstjokesever.com, a website filled with the most cringe-worthy jokes one could imagine. Among the members, a deeply disturbed individual named Ashton Parks roamed freely, lurking in the shadows. However, unbeknownst to the other users, Ashton's presence spun a horrifying web that extended far beyond the world of jokes.

Ashton, with his cunning waysโ€ฆ Read more

Amy, Mal, whoever else trolls on BP, my BP trolling days are over(for now at least), I now pass that job onto you..make me proud, fuck them up..Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

Hello Matthias, I hope this message reaches you promptly. My name is Silent Specter (I'm on an alt), and I recently discovered that my account on WJE has been suspended. I'm reaching out urgently to understand the specific reasons behind this action. I've always respected and followed the community guidelines on WJE (if there are any), and the suspension has left me puzzled. Could you please provide clarification on โ€ฆ Read more

Dagger we got a โ€œthey/themโ€ fucker here, and sheโ€™s from BoredPanda: https://worstjokesever.com/@shydragon

Guys I js found out but apparently Newjeans & Ive got a black ocean! ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ If u ever go to a concert PLEASE do not do this. They keep it cool but it obviously affects them. If ur a k-pop stan please continue supporting them! ๐Ÿ˜ขโค

Jeez, Iโ€™ve been gone for a little while only to come back to a bunch of brain-dead children. Literally who opened my basement? Who let them out? To all you newcomers, kys. Youโ€™ve all got shit-for-brains. Please ingest some botulinum. Youโ€™d be us a favour.

Hi guys this Ae Chas (leo) friend, just call me Haerin. Me and leo have been friends ever since we were six so weโ€™re really close and now weโ€™re both teens so lol I donโ€™t want to make this super dramatic because itโ€™s the opposite of what leo wants but please try being nice to them lol

im wriritng a list of names caus ei need them froe stores nd I put some of ur guyses names on the list to put in stories >:)

Say what, say what? Say what, say what? Say what, say what? I say what, say what? (My dick is bigger than yours) Ooh, I say what, say what? I say what, say what? I say what, say what? (My band is bigger than yours) Too bad, I got your beans in my bag You stuck-up sucker, Korny motherfucker Taking over flows is the Limp pimp Need a Bizkit to save this crew from Jon Davis I'm gonna drop a little east side skill Ya bestโ€ฆ Read more

Hello, WJE! My name is Mike Steinberg and I am a male feminist and LGBTQ activist, and anti-racist. Let me show you around my house. Over here are my... uh, jugs, [don't drink them ;)] there are about 71 of them in total, I like to call it "the autumn sea" because of the diverse colors that are visible. Over here on my computer I like to code scripts that auto-ban disgusting racists, anti-semites, and transphobes, Heโ€ฆ Read more

Dear Worst Jokes Ever,

I sit here with a heavy heart, tears streaming down my face, as I write this farewell letter to you. Our time spent together has brought both laughter and despair, but alas, it is time for me to bid you adieu.

From the moment I stumbled upon your twisted humor, I thought I had found my home, a sanctuary for those who appreciate the darkest corners of comedy. Oh, how we laughed, or rather, howโ€ฆ Read more

THE PLAN:

Dagger Jr. rechecked the plan in the dark underbelly of WJE's community section, making sure everyone knew their role. "Alright, guys, remember, as soon as we see DonutDrawzz's comment, we all reply with 'KYS' simultaneously. We have to show her we won't tolerate her behavior anymore."

Wade, determined and ready, nodded. "I've been waiting for this moment. It's time to stand up to this bully and protect oโ€ฆ Read more

everyone's trying to kill themselves. This is not worth it. You see your problems, right? You see them. They're tough! They're hard! This is the path of life! Challenges come and go! This is to make you a stronger person! This is to train you for the path ahead! Don't waste your hard work growing up by slitting your neck or hurling yourself down a cliff! It's not worth it! There are always at least ONE person to helpโ€ฆ Read more

Do you ever feel like your friends arenโ€™t you friends? And whenever you talk to them, they purposely ignore you? Or ghost and leave you on read? Or like they talk about you behind you back, about how weird you are, and that not of it is actually genuine?

There exists a world that you can only reach between 3:30 and 3:33 am, before you travel I must advise you of a few rules,

Rule #1. No matter how lovely they are Do not pick the flowers If you do, youโ€™ll never get rid of them.

rule #2. If you see a tall man with no face Just keep walking. Whatever you do, do not stop to look at him.

rule #3. If someone offers you tea, politely decline and keep walking, if they follow you Run. Anything is better than drinking the tea.

and rule #4, The most important of them all. Wear a watch at all times, Time is weird there and if you donโ€™t have a clock on you time will warp into Nothingness and you wonโ€™t know when to leave.

thats all, safe travels

If people are nice to me, Iโ€™m nice to them. If people are mean to me, Iโ€™m mean to them.