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It has come to our attention that and our community that 'Lil Ag3.0' has an ever increasing obsession with 'AppleGreen' and his actions. We are greatly concerned about this matter because 'AppleGreen' obviously does not have a great liking for 'Lil Ag3.0'.

Thank You.

SOMETHING OF NOTE IS THAT OLD MEMBERS ARE LIKELY TO COME BACK ON NEW ACCOUNTS; When old members were on the site, they were not obligated to make accounts so they were usually anons, or just used an alias.

hey i am wondering if you guys think that i am fat?

Marion Wei + Rosielina, you might as well leave, your name, pfp, and bio will get you bullied off this site and nobody gives a shit that you’re gay or therian, whatever the fuck that retarded crap is, just googled it, bunch of voodoo cult bullshit, non-human being my ass. Go fuck yourself. Welcome to WJE bitch.

Hey guys I came from that one youtube short that says to go on this website for goofy ahh jokes so yea

Help a kid that sits behind me just started singing how bad can I be from the lorax......

I heard a joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says: 'Treatment is simple. The great clown - Pagliacci - is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up.' Man bursts into tears, says 'But doctor... I am Pagliacci.' Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.

Do you ever feel like your friends aren’t you friends? And whenever you talk to them, they purposely ignore you? Or ghost and leave you on read? Or like they talk about you behind you back, about how weird you are, and that not of it is actually genuine?

There exists a world that you can only reach between 3:30 and 3:33 am, before you travel I must advise you of a few rules,

Rule #1. No matter how lovely they are Do not pick the flowers If you do, you’ll never get rid of them.

rule #2. If you see a tall man with no face Just keep walking. Whatever you do, do not stop to look at him.

rule #3. If someone offers you tea, politely decline and keep walking, if they follow you Run. Anything is better than drinking the tea.

and rule #4, The most important of them all. Wear a watch at all times, Time is weird there and if you don’t have a clock on you time will warp into Nothingness and you won’t know when to leave.

thats all, safe travels

Guys help im scared of bunnies and rabbits is that normal?

Shut up boy you look like a velociraptor in a clogged toilet bowl! Bruh you look like an off brand Ben 10 character! Nah you ain’t Ben 10 you Steven 9! Get yo ass back boy, you look like you got expelled for barking at yo lunch lady! Shut yo ass up boy, you ain’t from Jurassic Park, you came from the prehistoric playground! Get yo ass out boy you like Clifford the big red dog’s fossil! Boy what are you talking about … Read more

I found one of my oldest WJE comments (The last anonymous that commented was me) https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/5ccb569bc67d241b1f6063d8/johnny-had-55-pineapples

i don't know who was in that call, but it ain't me

Little blue, be my shelter Be my cradle, be my womb Be my boat, be my river Be the stillness of the moon If I could, I'd go with you To a place I never knew In your eyes, so dark and open There's a light that leads me back to you 'Cause you're not so far away I hear you say "You'll never walk alone" Singin' Don't be afraid of the dark In your heart You're gonna find a way To carry the weight of the world On your shoulders You're gonna find a way home -the goat Jacob Collier

Yo, what's crackalakin my nigga? This ya boy EDP445, voice of the streets, and I gotta set the record straight. Now, some haters out there tryna paint me as the villain, but I'm here to spit truth straight from my soul. So, lemme address these allegations and justify that I ain't done no wrong.

First off, these accusations don't hold no weight. People sayin' I did this or that, but where's the proof? I'm innocent ti… Read more

what's the weirdest things that happened to you guys lately?

mine is there I was, chilling in the cafeteria, munching on my lunch when out of nowhere, the vice principal storms in wearing a chicken suit. No explanation, just strutting around and clucking.

So... Jake, that uh... that Madi, she your wife?

@Jake and the rest of the WJE community | I made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement, and I don’t expect to be forgiven. I’m simply here to apologize. There's a lot of things I should have done differently but I didn't. And for that, from the bottom of my heart, I am sorry. I want to apologize to the internet. For my fans who are defending my actions, please don't. I don’t deserve to be defended. My goal wi… Read more

If you are religious, what is considered bad in your religion but u still do it anyway?

For me I am Hindu, where you apparently can't eat beef bcuz cows are considered sacred, but I eat it anyway It didn't say anywhere that I can't eat pork so I do in rare occasions, but it's not my preferred type of meat

NOTE: My MUM (the strictest when it comes to what meat we* should consume and where) actually allows us to eat beef and pork but OUTSIDE THE HOUSE SHE AINT COOKING IT ANYTIME SOON EVEN THO SHE ATE A BEEF CHAPLI KEBAB AND LIKED IT *Me and my dad

[Verse: Dean Pelton] Well I’m a peanut bar and I’m here to say Your checks will arrive on another day! Another day, another dime, another rhyme, another dollar Another stuffed shirt with another white collar Criminals, Wall Street, taking the pie And all the black man gets is a plate of white lies Prisons recruitin' 'em, police be shootin' 'em Rap artists lootin' 'em, labels all dilutin' 'em Barack Obama is scared of me! Because I don't swallow knowledge and I spit it for free Let me clear my throat, ah ha, ha ha!

[Outro] I don't know what that was, I don't I don't know what that was