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YOOOO anyone seen news today??? Brian Thompson (CEO of untied healthcare) was killed in times square. Huge ass Gang bust in England that the Russians are behind. And the French are kind rebelling Also SK citizens are annoyed because of the new Matrial Law.
Opal's last words here as many of you know already, i am one of the main reasons that this site has gone to hell. my constant alt accounts, my retarded decisions, and other factors have weaked, and made our community worse. first off, im sorry for doing that and i hope that stuff like that never happens again. i was leo, ingen, catlettuce, and so many more people, and dont worry, i have my reaons for all of it. i cre… Read more
Guys me and Opal aren’t the same fucking person, I don’t know who’s saying that but it’s literally not true. I got banned because i was being a bitch on SW. And Opal was probably botting her follower or something.
-Make a dark humor website -Add a feature that gives warning on explicit jokes. r/Downsyndrome
Hey @matt, so I was thinking, can we gove anons a limited number of post and comments? (Per device) Like it would help alot with all these Fakes and anons, but at the same time, it would make normal people get an account, and if they have an account, then there's probably a higher chance of them returning, no? And that would bring more people in, and start a small incline in users here, right?
Like hey I'm just saying I'm normally retarded but shit sounds good.
Guys, it's not looking too well...
I survived, but I'm no longer the person who I used to be.
I'm now strapped onto a wheel chair, paralyzed from the waist down. The "waxing paper" thankfully didn't reach any vital organs, but it did cause numbness in my buttocks and my legs a few minutes after I had done the act, which later lead to me having paralysis.
It gets even worse...
Sadly, my girlfriend left me due to m… Read more
Guys, for whatever reason, please do NOT use fly trap paper to wax your asshole!!!
Today, I was trying to search around my house for some waxing paper because my intertwined lengthy asshole hairs created a humid environment to where sweat and fungus was able to be produced. Then, I looked in my father's garage and I was able to find a large sheet of waxing paper (or so I thought).
The waxing paper was yellow for wh… Read more
Scripts.com Bee Movie By Jerry Seinfeld
NARRATOR: (Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard) According to all known laws of aviation, : there is no way a bee should be able to fly. : Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. : The bee, of course, flies anyway : because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. BARRY BENSON: (Barry is picking out a shirt) Yell… Read more
I get it. You hated him 4 years ago and you still do today
I have seen a lot hate and vitriol thrown his way, but the guy is an overachiever and defies the odds.
Perhaps it is jealousy and people can't stand the thought of how much money and success he has.
Yeah, it may be true that he has had his fair share of scandals. He may have told a few lies here and there and twisted the truth to make himself look better. … Read more
Do not put your penis in a vacuum cleaner. Please do not insert your penis into a vacuum cleaner.
For starters, the vacuum cleaner might be dirty. It's likely that there might be dirt, dust, and bacteria that could cause an infection if they come into contact with sensitive tissues.
The vacuum cleaner is also dry. The penis is meant to be moist, and a vacuum cleaner with high suction power could chafe some of the d… Read more
so if i wanted to theoretically buy a theoretical vigilante mask that theoretically looked kinda like red hood, and was vey strong with me being able to see perfectly out of it where would i find it? theoretically
Bro whoever is pretending to be opal and telling people that I have a girlfriend, stop because I didn't even post that on instagram
Should people post 9/11 jokes today or is that too much?
Hi ,I’m new!^^ I've seen that many who have been on this site for a long time have few followers and that nobody is actually online here. why is that? sorry if I said that wrong (I'm from Germany and speak German) Google translator Bye for now 🐹✌️
that feeling when knee surgery is tomorrow
My dearest friends and family, after seventeen years I have decided that instead of continuing to suffer in the disgusting place that is called “earth,” I have decided that Hell would suit me better. Yes, I didn’t say heaven, and that is because I have done nothing but sinned my way through life and I’m sorry. I’m sorry for rejecting help. I’m sorry for pushing you all to the sides and obsessing over myself. The only… Read more
yall made me so bored I looked at past chats and now noticed that ethan is dead rest in peace
Don't look at my username. Oh man you just did. Fun fact: You can't say /m/ with your mouth open. You just tried. I'm correct agian. You didn't see that I misspelled "again." You just checked. Don't look at my profile picture. You looked. You didn't notice I misspelled "look." You just realized I spelled it correctly. Copy and paste this comment as many times as possible. This was stolen from somebody else, continue the chain ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (ʘᴥʘ).
All i try to do is hep yet people just keep fucking turnig against me i just keep amking the same mistaks over and over i keep jumping to incorect conclusions and assume that my next move will help yet it doesn't i just keep hurting and hurting and hurting i'm scared i'm a fucking egotisteccal wimp i don got no more friends irl i j have fake friends here i can't keep my friends i'm fucking miserable if yall knew me irl, youd probably try to avoid me i'm an ugly ass retard with no social life i'm starting to think about ending it al fml i'm pulling people apart i'm just breaking everything i touch i don't feel anything anymore i just feel cold nothing dark
Ingenious wanted me to tell u guys, that he is going to be off here for a while