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GENESIS 43 Joseph’s Brothers Return to Egypt 1Now the famine was severe in the land. 2And when they had eaten the grain that they had brought from Egypt, their father said to them, “Go again, buy us a little food.” 3But Judah said to him, “The man solemnly warned us, saying, ‘You shall not see my face unless your brother is with you.’ 4If you will send our brother with us, we will go down and buy you food. 5But if yo… Read more

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Confusing the first time listening but you can still tell it is a giga chad moment

GENESIS 41 Joseph Interprets Pharaoh’s Dreams 1After two whole years, Pharaoh dreamed that he was standing by the Nile, 2and behold, there came up out of the Nile seven cows, attractive and plump, and they fed in the reed grass. 3And behold, seven other cows, ugly and thin, came up out of the Nile after them, and stood by the other cows on the bank of the Nile. 4And the ugly, thin cows ate up the seven attractive, pl… Read more

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Who would you want as president? I know who a lot of you are not voting for but I still wanna know.

Can anyone tell me how to properly set my broken finger back in place? One of my friends tried snapping it back last night while I was playing rugby and he just made it worse and idk what to do.

I'm going to the doctors in 2-3 days but it still hurts like hell. What do I do until than? D:

Terrorist please tell your frined the pizza the we know each other, clearly she doesn't understand that we're friends. Also you still owe me a movie

Just gonna stand there and watch me burn? Well, that's alright, because I like the way it hurts Just gonna stand there and hear me cry? Well, that's alright, because I love the way you lie I love the way you lie I can't tell you what it really is I can only tell you what it feels like And right now, there's a steel knife in my windpipe I can't breathe, but I still fight while I can fight As long as the wrong feels ri… Read more

The lightning outside is so fucking strong it lights up the whole forest and makes it look like daytime for a second and it’s so loud even with the 5-23 second sound deley it still shakes my body and lasts for 5 seconds. Also Gn fr this time have a nice night and sweet dreams everybody

GENESIS 35 God Blesses and Renames Jacob 1God said to Jacob, “Arise, go up to Bethel and dwell there. Make an altar there to the God who appeared to you when you fled from your brother Esau.” 2So Jacob said to his household and to all who were with him, “Put away the foreign gods that are among you and purify yourselves and change your garments. 3Then let us arise and go up to Bethel, so that I may make there an alta… Read more