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Hey It's been a while since you saw my face I haven't been doing so great So I took a little break A lot of people are saying some things about me that aren't quite true Doesn't matter if it's true, though Just as long as it's entertaining to you, right? You guys having fun? All aboard the toxic gossip train Chugging down the tracks of misinformation The toxic gossip train You got a one-way ticket to manipulation station Toxic gossip train Tie me to the tracks and harass me for my past Those rumors look like facts if you don't mind the gaps I won't survive in the crash, but hey At least you're havin' fun

You me, gas station..what are we having for dinner? sushi ofc, uh oh looks like there was a roofie in our gas station sushi, we black out and wake up in the sewers were surrounded by fish, horny fish, you know what that means FISH ORGY, the stench draws in a bear, what are we going to do.. WERE GONNA FIGHT IT. Bear fight, bear handed, bear...naked? oh yes please. we befriend the bear after beating it in a brawl, we r… Read more

You. Me. Gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh! There was a roofie in our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer surrounded by fish. Horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy. The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight. Bare handed. Bare, naked? Oh, yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl and ride it into a Chuck… Read more

Aw shit, the kids got to the computer, and are now sending radar signals to the police station, guess I have to burn them now to get rid of the evidence.

3 dudes are prepared to become priest.The head priest says go complete one bad deed before you vow your life to no sins.They say ok.The first dude comes back and the head priest says so what did you do.I robbed a gas station he responded.Ok go wash yourself in the holy water to cleanse yourself of your sins.The second guy comes back and tells the head priest that he robbed a bank.Ok thats a little overkill but go wash yourself in the holy water.The third guy comes back and the Head priest says there is no way you can top what the other two did but please what did you do.The third guy responds I peed in the holy water.