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Have you ever wanted something that was so clear in your mind that you could taste it? You mean like human flesh? Eh, sort of It's a feeling like a rumbling in your gut that you could finally be faced with A billion needy faces I guess what I mean to say is, for the first time in my life I might have to be ready for this Ready to be the one who's leading from the front Gotta come into my own Gotta come into my throne… Read more

....help I'm in the car with my father and he keeps sharpening his knife at every red light

i found a detached pencil sharpener blade

I'm on the internet, posing as a little girl I'm tryin' to lure evil into my world I tell them that I'm curious, and I'm only twelve Mom and Dad are gone for the day; I'm by myself Buckets of throw up are next to my computer Hopin' that they show up, 'cause what I'm about to do to them Would make the Devil sick: I sharpen my blade Frontin' to this perv like I'm only in the seventh grade The doorbell rings, I gotta ge… Read more

I had an evil thought yesterday which could be just as worse as turning a cat into a pencil case, and having its but as a sharpener and its tale as a zipper. What if you gave a container full of food to a pregnant lady, with a label hidden under the lid stating "Happy Miscarriage"