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Bee Movie By Jerry Seinfeld

NARRATOR: (Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard) According to all known laws of aviation, : there is no way a bee should be able to fly. : Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. : The bee, of course, flies anyway : because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. BARRY BENSON: (Barry is picking out a shirt) Yellow, black. Y… Read more

I HAVE TO GET AN ULTRASOUND TOMORROW AT 8:30 AM AND I DON'T WANT TO!!! SAVE ME!!!!!!

Lack of members = lack of ad revenue to keep this site running The only reason this site was alive was because people could post dark humor and say what they wanted freely With that gone old members are gone too meaning the site will die use internet archive to save the old jokes before the site is inevitably deleted

The year was 2022. In a dark corner of the internet, there existed worstjokesever.com, a website filled with the most cringe-worthy jokes one could imagine. Among the members, a deeply disturbed individual named Ashton Parks roamed freely, lurking in the shadows. However, unbeknownst to the other users, Ashton's presence spun a horrifying web that extended far beyond the world of jokes.

Ashton, with his cunning ways… Read more

I'm Gabe's (Mid-Western Motherfucker) old friend from when he visited toronto in the 2000's. I would like to say that you all changed him very much, when we met he was grumpy terrifying and rude, but in recent times he was happier and talking about you guys. My honest thanks for helping him be a better man and my apologies for his passing, I hope you will all remember him. (If you don't believe me he had his account saved on his fridge door and I will comment from his account on this post)

Say what, say what? Say what, say what? Say what, say what? I say what, say what? (My dick is bigger than yours) Ooh, I say what, say what? I say what, say what? I say what, say what? (My band is bigger than yours) Too bad, I got your beans in my bag You stuck-up sucker, Korny motherfucker Taking over flows is the Limp pimp Need a Bizkit to save this crew from Jon Davis I'm gonna drop a little east side skill Ya best… Read more

My class is watching frozen and I’d rather not pay attention someone save me

bp groupchat #3 if you’re not from bp, either fuck off, or be chill. if you are from bp, hiii panda besties!!! bp’s been kinda slow lately, so we can talk on here. let’s make this place slightly less of a shitshow. rules: - no fatherless jokes - try not to use slurs - shitposting is cool, but some of y’all need to chill the fuck out 💀 - for the rest of you non-bp people, don’t mess with us. on that site, we’re legen… Read more

You don't even need to reply to this Charlie, but do you know how fucking worried I am, ok just fuck dom for the moment. 2 weeks ago you told me your latest *date*, and what now 3 days ago you break up with the person who saved you last time. So why do you think I'm worried just now? But not only that your pushing me away without even telling why. A And for thar last bit I think I'm even going to call it selfish. I r… Read more

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if u had to choose one parent to save who would u choose

GENESIS 45 Joseph Makes Himself Known 1Then Joseph could no longer control himself before all his attendants, and he cried out, “Have everyone leave my presence!” So there was no one with Joseph when he made himself known to his brothers. 2And he wept so loudly that the Egyptians heard him, and Pharaoh’s household heard about it. 3Joseph said to his brothers, “I am Joseph! Is my father still living?” But his brothers… Read more

I finished One Temple in Totk I did the Wind Temple and now working on the Goron temple but I died and forgot to do the shrine SO I do not know were my last save was

You might think I'm crazy The way I've been cravin' If I put it quite plainly Just gimme them babies So, what you doing tonight? Better say, "Doin' you right" (yeah) Watchin' movies, but we ain't seen a thing tonight (yeah) I don't wanna keep you up (you up) But show me, can you keep it up? (It up) 'Cause then I'll have to keep you up Shit, maybe I'ma keep you up, boy I've been drinking coffee (I've been drinking cof… Read more

Sixty-four people playing games and talking Black Hole threatens all of them 'Til a blue hand stops them Their name is Four, with X in tow Can they trust them? I don't know! They said, Don't you wanna battle for a prize? You could win a BFDI Eight teams of eight are made Get a basket and you'll be safe

Elimination time, it's Cake at Stake Pencil's out and taken away Where'd she go? Their jaws are slack Four brings d… Read more

Bee Movie Script

According to all known laws of aviation,

there is no way a bee should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway

because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.

Barry! Breakfast is ready!

Ooming!

Hang… Read more

why are some of yall wanting to online date here..? like if you get to the last resort to find ppl online, don't go here. date someone in person or on another platform lmao. i love someone rn and i cant tell them how i feel bc we are best friends. we hug, kiss on the cheek, hold hands, but nothing more. anyway just dont date here. it causes drama and literally everybody here can see it so thats just embarrassing. please save yourself and us unneeded attention

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No one ever really likes me for more than just a couple weeks and ill push and push until you leave. & if you try n stick around ill try my best to let you down until you get sick of me. I hate having friends, I just bend and bend and bend them til they break. I guess i'm fake. You're not gonna stick around for more than just a couple rounds of this shit. People pack their bags and leave, and say they just need … Read more