Yoo wsg

where the fuck are u

school was in band lmao

ded

jhey lavi

my bus driver is special ed

Nothing

?

What

idk

my brain is not working properly

school ruins kids

Yes

I have school since yesterday

U?

yeah I started yesterday too

and I cried

bc wtf

Oh

Sorry

Bad timetable?

no well yes but also it was straning and boring

I see

and we didn't do anything again today

but I'm kinda excited for enriched english

It will get better

My lessons started today, yesterday was like an organization day

your luckyy

well I mean we did do a little bit today but not that much

And that's too boring, right?

wsp

well my enriched English teacher talked until we had to go to lunch and then after she kept talking

hey cosmo

Hi

Yes that's boring

the school janitor queefed

ok the only not boring parts abt my day were math and science

and maybe enriched english will get better if it doesn't I'ma kms

huh

🤝

wsp my goody gang

wsp pookie

hiii

hiiiiii

wyd

crying

I'm avoiding my classwork rn

REAL

but y tho

what else

SCHOOL

FOR REAL>

I GOT SO MANY FUCKING TABS

like its been so boring

AND I NEED THEM ALL

RIGHT

EW

I HAVE SO MUCH HWWWW

I feel for you girl

and today I accidentally responded to someone who wasn't talking to me so kms

like no

ew

bro I waved at sombody who was waving at sombody else

now I gotta get rid of anyone in a 5 mile radius

lmao

thisss

like AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

holy shit bruv

FRR

wsg

penis arson!

erm

stop jorking it right now

wsg feetlust

penis jas!

smh

wat u mean

nothing

me not jorking im jelqing

lmaoo

same

I gained 5 in

HOLY SHIT

ACUALLY?

W

yea

GAH DAYUM

its Drake sized

well it would be

if I had one

my 1 millimeter defeater can't come close to that :(

1 MILIMETER DEFEATER IS CRAZY

LAMOO

it can defeat tho

try bone smashing

I gotta tell y'all something

?

it's actually the wave of the ocean

dat will hurt

trust

my ex looks like a fucking porcupine

lmaoo

sigma

Uhhhh

like his hair is so fucking spiky

prolly has the hair of that one chef with flame shirts

I love that guy

LMAO

I forgot his name tho

uhhh

was it Bobby flay

nah

Since he's single?

ngl tho if I had short hair I'd spike it up

idk

with that one gorilla hair gel I saw as a kid

no and his hair was better last year then this year

damn

my hair it dont move

he got a glowdown

is he black

I had a glow up

yeah

but he was fine

but not anymore

I think i stayed the same rip

my hair is chopped rn tho

my friends

how does he have spikey hair he's black

that barber fucked me uppp

idk

slay

nigawatttttt

did u take that rn?

we were in spanish

no yesterday

cool

ALSO

?

guys some freshmen were at the vending machines begging for money

Who is u? Sorry idk

and one of them got on his knees and barked for it

nobody gave him money

THAT WAS ME

OMG

NO

IT WASNT

ARSON DO U GO TO MY SCHOOL?

WAIT WHAT

WTF

AHAHHAHAHAH

LIKE 5TH PERIOD??

NO

I HAD A SHOCK COLLAR ON

oh

um

you do you boo

I was the one with glasses and the curly hair

type shit

yeah I had to put it on you bc you were being bad

nah that ain't u thoo

no, my master put it on me

he's white

ofc he is

yuppers

are you black?

as in skinn color, yes

Ahh okay

uncle ruckus type response

yeah

ok that makes a lot of sense now

nah

but yea I gave one of them like 1 dollar in quarters cuz he seemed like a nice guy (the others were Lowkey assholes about it ((mostly this one kid)))

omg thx for the 1 dollar in quaters

that was NOT you

i couldn't buy shit though

you would know the kid barking didn't get moeny

i did get money

who barks for money

u gave it to me

NUH uh

me

cash app fr

your a black lab

I think he just wanted an excuse to bark

FURRY

FURRY ALERT

GET ON THE GROUND AND RUN

is it just me or is it getting stinkier in here

it you

nah its the furries

its feetlust

FR

he smells like a foot locker

rip feetlust

where did he go

to bark for money

arson is a furry

NAH

also hi heroin

ARSON IS A FURRRY

NAH

FALSIFIED INFORMAITON

OMG

IMA MAKE A POST ABT IT

jk

JK

WTF

IM JOKING

SHE WAS A FURRY BACK IN THE DAYS

NO

NO NO IT WAS A JOKE

NO WHY DID I SAY THAT

OH HELL NAW ITS GONNA GET SS

phew

LMAO

arson the furry

anyways

oop

I gtg

for a bit

kk bye bye

crezy chet

smh

Yeah

I have a poptart

Back

Eat it

And tell me the taste

Well eat together

lmao

its brown cinnamon sugar

who tf does that happen

Haven't tried that one

its good

it says for leaking government classified documentss

Alr ima go shop for new earbuds rq

Skull candy coming in clutch

lol

ohhh that's makes sense

and it says -964 celcius

oh shit ur gonna freeze

bro do you know how much -964 celcius

is

no

is it cold

its -1700 farenheight

how cold is tht

like

ik its below freezing

but

how cold is it

BRO ELI NO

idk

mushroom head

that's what Eli's head looks like

who's eli

dipshit

ohhh

alr

yupp

nah dipshits always using that one imagee

atp Ima print him out and glue him to my wall

bc he's built like it

lmaooo

lmao

I'm tired

same

I hate kids

SAME

OMG

its ur fault u got me started on this Ima tell u noww

lol ok

I'm eating my poptart while ur telling me stuff

my mom babysits this girl named Elodie and she was kinda sweet at first but her moms a bitchhhh

and their family is rich rich too

ew

oh wait nvm

ikrr

heyyy girlllll

like the mom MADE me follow her on insta

ew

yeaa

distgusting

and she pretends to be all good Christian but u can tell she only does it for clout

but then she got cancer (she tried to milk that too)

I Lowkey don't feel bad for her tho but still damn

so yea she does a bunch of stuff to make my moms work harder

like using the car with the car seat cuz shes gonna get her nails done or sum shit

shes gonna go bankrup

*t

but yea so now shes been rubbin off on the kid my mom takes care of and shes so annoyingggg

ong u can tell she only married for the money

GOLD DIGGGERRRRRRRRRRRRR

shes got a ton of plastic surgery too

like mother like daughter

FR

ew

I bet she has a fake ass too

like I'll just be sitting there in the morning waiting to be dropped off for school and this kid will come and kick me

slap her

nah she didn't get a bbl but she needs one

I'ma crash out one of these days

shes that flat?

it should be tmr

like they also got a new baby too so I'm helping my mom by watching the baby and this 4 year old slaps my hand away and says "that mine dont touch him" and fucking hisses at me

YES

lmao

wtf r u guys talking bout

this annoying kid

I bet the husband is unhappy

that I have beef with

she gonna crash out and kick her ass

I'ma be honest he's one of those "happy wife happy life" so he does whatever she says

bro my dad I the same way with my step mom

like I cant even talk with my mom at her work anymore cuz this little girl will get jealous and start screaming at my mom to talk to her instead

or when I hug my mom she hits me

rip

slap her

nah she lies that I hit her too

I cant tho cuz I don't wanna get my mom in troubleee

true

so instead I just hug my mom in front of her more and do it with eye contact

fr fr though like just push her down the stairs and run

most of the time I ignore her tho

lmaooo I wishh

just act like you were taking a shit

nah shes 4 and her mom already is tryna get her a color analysis too

ik this kids gonna start makeup in elementary or smth

THATS ANOTHER THING

?

ur joking right

they got some weird ass push locks where you can jiggle the door open either way so when Im doing my makeup or just tryna get away from this kid shell open the door and turn of the lights

IM FR NOTTT

?

yeah where does she live bc me and that kid gonna have some beef

oh I just said "I'm in 8th grade and I don't wear makeup

ohhh

girl ur too pretty for it

awwwww girl I have never seen ur face but ur pretty ass hell I just know it

its such a rich neighborhood I cantttt

I feel like its a crime for me to be there

awee

I can be like I was just riding my bike

honestly I think all the kids there are assholes

gossipers

me and my sister were just walking and this kid on a bike screamed "ARE YOU GAY??"

like wtf

fr I'm such a chismosa

hush

a what

I would have been like "YES"

spanish for gossiper

smh

yea nah today this kid got humbled tho

bro my mom is a chismosa

oh yea btw shes hooked on paw patrol and screams when she doesn't get what she wants all the timeeee

she did NOT get paw patrol today

ong she screams more than the actual baby

like she is on the phone with my family telling my business but when I do it its bad

shes so real

no my moms the same thooo

yeah where is the house at bc like me and this kid are gonna fight

yo wsg

hii

hiii

I'ma be fr I don't even know the address even tho I go there everyday I do NOT pay attention

hi rylee

hii jassyy

well next time pay attention

hru

LMAO

im good hruu?

tired pissed off and stressed out

is this the jassy who i used to talk to?

wait what do u guys think is the limit to how many 4 year olds u can 1v1

yess it is

OH HIII

lmao

4 on 4 ig

if there age is on the clock

10v1

weapons or no

they can get this cock

WHATT

no

crazy

yea no weapons

we aren't killers

15

well I mean we can burn the house down

such a specific number bros done it before

probably more idk now gaf

lol

curb stomp

lol

I think I could take about 20

that's not nice to do to a four year old

I'd tell them to open their mouth on the curb for a funny prank

they'd believe me

straight to jail

I wouldn't care?

ofc u wouldnt

crazy

he doesn't give a shit

but like I'ma fight that four year old

lol shes ur exception

I'm just tryna get by In life

guys..

?

acting like u get 50k for each kill

we can tell

lmao

i left basketball for softball bc my man said he likes softball girls.

?

I'd rob them

oop

girlll

im such a people pleaser..

Eli stop

you have a collection of paw patrol merch

crazy

why tf would you stop doing sum you enjoy just cause they said sum

HE DOES

you better get that man thoo

I SAW IT

kids would buy that shit like crazy

NOO

YES

nigga

cap

I SAW IT

wait yall know each other irl??

liar

no

no

she talking shit

alr

i love himmmmmmmm

oh my god

girl no

he asked me to marry himmm

I'm being deadass he has all the figurines and characters

gotta do what a man wants man

no you don't

yesssss

shoot yourself respectfuuly

fully*

jk

hey that's not very nice

in GTA of course

take it back

W

AA

S

T

E

D

n

i

g

I'm bombing your house

n

i

g

s

t

i

c

k

s

d

as

ds

smh

fuck fish sticks its nig sticks

ELI WATCHES COCO MELON

but I like fish sticks :(

I can hear the intro stopp

fish is lowkey yummy idk what everyone else be sayin

LMAO

WHO IS HATIN

FR

with ketchupppp

yummy

whataburger spicy ketchup and fish mm

ew

I love wataburger

RAH

RAHHH

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

how do we turn off the invert on camera

girl idk I'm slow

same

I like apples and bannanas

me too bro me too

lol

apple and bananas are fire

I had some today

straight gas even ☝

reall

but it was a gogo squeeze

I LOVE GOGO SQUEEZE

RIGHT

oranges are better

I haven't have them in so long tho

stfu