Thomas as suck on this toilet for a while, SHIT SHIT. I mean Case. Case he had been stuck on this case for a while, stuck on it for so long he's started going over his notes while taking his daily shit at the 25th hour in the shower.
See the plant Maggers is the Zth plant in the toil-. See, my consciousness is growing I stopped myself from saying toilet instead is solar system.
See the plant Maggers is the Zth plant in the Sigm Solar Broadband, which revoles around a 15yr girl (who's name is unknown, so her nickname is CupCake) with ultimate supernatural tites.
Anyway because the light that comes from Cupcakes glowing tites is radioactive, it means that the lights lasts longer on each planet the further away it is. Say if she gave you light for an hour, by the time it got here it would bright enough for and Hour and a Z minutes, it means every day has about E hours.
(and for all of yous confused don't be( you see Robert Downie the Uth, decide that kids weren't using the algebra they got taught so in 337FG4 he deicide that numbers and alphabets would be on. And they lived happily ever after till the divorce))
So now, every day at the 61th sec of the 61th min or the 25th of everyday, Thomas would go and take his GUEKSHD long shit (That's a long time FYI).
But it was guring this particular Shit on the 36Y7th day that Thomas solved this hard
To-, see I got yo myself before I said toilet again. See, did you not see that?
But it was guring this particular Shit on the 36Y7th day that Thomas solved this hard case where he stood up in surprise of realising the answer and then sat down again in surprise of realising a jumbo shit was hanging in his buns.
It was only RY4² minutes later did manage to escape the bathroom stall without being gas like a German in the Y5⁵G58W War.
He made his way down the hall.
But stopped outside his Captains Office.
For he realised his fly was open.
And need to close it in the middle of a police precinct while hold a kilo of office files.
So he zipped open his fly in the most unethical way, which made him stand at A3TR degree Angel, for the rest of the Toile- DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT JUDY AS I THOUGHT I WAS CURED, FUCK BALLS MAN, HONESTLY. Ohhh my life is a fucking failure, Right, Breeth in and breath out, In and out. Where were we? Ahh yes
for the rest of the day. After he zipped up his fly he went into his Captains Office and explained how him how the gold fish murdered the telepathic seal banging his toaster. (Ohh thank the god I didn't say toilet there)
"So it's with thag I conclude that lil sliver piss the gold fish, beat Teyyr the Transtelepath with a couple a hundred pounds of opium" said toilet- OK ill finish story here so i can go hang myself.
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My master piss
Thomas as suck on this toilet for a while, SHIT SHIT. I mean Case. Case he had been stuck on this case for a while, stuck on it for so long he's started going over his notes while taking his daily shit at the 25th hour in the shower.
See the plant Maggers is the Zth plant in the toil-. See, my consciousness is growing I stopped myself from saying toilet instead is solar system. See the plant Maggers is the Zth plant in the Sigm Solar Broadband, which revoles around a 15yr girl (who's name is unknown, so her nickname is CupCake) with ultimate supernatural tites. Anyway because the light that comes from Cupcakes glowing tites is radioactive, it means that the lights lasts longer on each planet the further away it is. Say if she gave you light for an hour, by the time it got here it would bright enough for and Hour and a Z minutes, it means every day has about E hours. (and for all of yous confused don't be( you see Robert Downie the Uth, decide that kids weren't using the algebra they got taught so in 337FG4 he deicide that numbers and alphabets would be on. And they lived happily ever after till the divorce))
So now, every day at the 61th sec of the 61th min or the 25th of everyday, Thomas would go and take his GUEKSHD long shit (That's a long time FYI). But it was guring this particular Shit on the 36Y7th day that Thomas solved this hard To-, see I got yo myself before I said toilet again. See, did you not see that? But it was guring this particular Shit on the 36Y7th day that Thomas solved this hard case where he stood up in surprise of realising the answer and then sat down again in surprise of realising a jumbo shit was hanging in his buns. It was only RY4² minutes later did manage to escape the bathroom stall without being gas like a German in the Y5⁵G58W War. He made his way down the hall. But stopped outside his Captains Office. For he realised his fly was open. And need to close it in the middle of a police precinct while hold a kilo of office files. So he zipped open his fly in the most unethical way, which made him stand at A3TR degree Angel, for the rest of the Toile- DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT JUDY AS I THOUGHT I WAS CURED, FUCK BALLS MAN, HONESTLY. Ohhh my life is a fucking failure, Right, Breeth in and breath out, In and out. Where were we? Ahh yes for the rest of the day. After he zipped up his fly he went into his Captains Office and explained how him how the gold fish murdered the telepathic seal banging his toaster. (Ohh thank the god I didn't say toilet there) "So it's with thag I conclude that lil sliver piss the gold fish, beat Teyyr the Transtelepath with a couple a hundred pounds of opium" said toilet- OK ill finish story here so i can go hang myself.
The end
Anonymous
To be clear it's entirely a joke
Anonymous
No one is to take seriously
Anonymous
Just like everything else I say