my humor is too evolved for you, Saccharose; Ξ±-D-glucopyranosyl-(1β2)-Ξ²-D-fructofuranoside; Ξ²-D-fructofuranosyl-(2β1)-Ξ±-D-glucopyranoside; Ξ²-(2S,3S,4S,5R)-fructofuranosyl-Ξ±-(1R,2R,3S,4S,5R)-glucopyranoside; Ξ±-(1R,2R,3S,4S,5R)-glucopyranosyl-Ξ²-(2S,3S,4S,5R)-fructofuranoside; Dodecacarbon monodecahydrate; ((2R,3R,4S,5S,6R)-2-[(2S,3S,4S,5R)-3,4-dihydroxy-2,5-bis(hydroxymethyl)oxapent-2-yl]oxy-6-(hydroxymethyl)oxahexane-3,4,5-triol) male parental figure
urfavvirgo
ANYWAYS
urfavvirgo
YALL GET UR LAZY ASSES ON HERE AND TALK
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
heyyy
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
iβm waiting for my sucrose father
urfavvirgo
THE FUCK DOES SUCROSE MEAN
The Unknown King of Moderation
C ββH ββO ββ paternal relative?
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
indeed indeed
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
walter brown
π―πππππ―πππππ
walter white yo
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
sugar
urfavvirgo
OH OKAY
π―πππππ―πππππ
LMFAO
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
TOAST YOU FUCKING NEMATODE
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
GET ON
π―πππππ―πππππ
DAMN AMY
π―πππππ―πππππ
HAUHDUAHFI
Flappy.
tbh i ship toamy
Flappy.
silly ship name but.
π―πππππ―πππππ
SAME
π―πππππ―πππππ
I SHIP
The Unknown King of Moderation
Ξ²-D-Fructofuranosyl Ξ±-D-glucopyranoside paterfamilias
π―πππππ―πππππ
we should make a ship name for me and jake
The Unknown King of Moderation
(2R,3R,4S,5S,6R)-2-{[(2S,3S,4S,5R)-3,4-Dihydroxy-2,5-bis(hydroxymethyl)oxolan-2-yl]oxy}-6-(hydroxymethyl)oxane-3,4,5-triol DAD
π―πππππ―πππππ
JONUT
π―πππππ―πππππ
HAIHUASIUHD
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
YOU LITTLE ANENCEPHALLIC PIECE OF BREAD
The Unknown King of Moderation
Janut
The Unknown King of Moderation
it has been established
urfavvirgo
SOUNDS LIKE A DISIESE
Flappy.
DRAKE
urfavvirgo
SPUNDS LIKE AN OLD WHITE LADY LMFAOOOOI
π―πππππ―πππππ
JANUT
π―πππππ―πππππ
AUHDHADUHFUA
urfavvirgo
Shake that ass, bitch, hands on your knees
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
she makes the best cookies on the block guaranteed
urfavvirgo
Ayy, I still got some love deep inside of me No need to lie to me, I know you got a guy
urfavvirgo
FOR SURE
π―πππππ―πππππ
OH LORD
The Unknown King of Moderation
Saccharose; Ξ±-D-glucopyranosyl-(1β2)-Ξ²-D-fructofuranoside; Ξ²-D-fructofuranosyl-(2β1)-Ξ±-D-glucopyranoside; Ξ²-(2S,3S,4S,5R)-fructofuranosyl-Ξ±-(1R,2R,3S,4S,5R)-glucopyranoside; Ξ±-(1R,2R,3S,4S,5R)-glucopyranosyl-Ξ²-(2S,3S,4S,5R)-fructofuranoside; Dodecacarbon monodecahydrate; ((2R,3R,4S,5S,6R)-2-[(2S,3S,4S,5R)-3,4-dihydroxy-2,5-bis(hydroxymethyl)oxapent-2-yl]oxy-6-(hydroxymethyl)oxahexane-3,4,5-triol) PAPA
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
you fucking coccydynia
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
walter brown confirmed????
The Unknown King of Moderation
I'm not brown tho
π―πππππ―πππππ
my brain hurts looking at tht istg
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
light skin ong?
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
itβs just sugar, baby
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
get it
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
cause
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
sugar
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
baby
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
ahahaj
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
ha
π―πππππ―πππππ
LMFAO
Flappy.
yes amy
Flappy.
very funny
Flappy.
:)
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
thank you
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
i would be a comedian if there wasnβt already an amy
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
and sheβs bitch
urfavvirgo
Brother just sent it to me
π―πππππ―πππππ
........
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
calamari π
π―πππππ―πππππ
FUCK U VIRGO
π―πππππ―πππππ
WHY
π―πππππ―πππππ
HAIUFHIUAFFIU
Flappy.
hfknsayfnktewb
The Unknown King of Moderation
chop chop bitches
π―πππππ―πππππ
ITS GIVING ME FLASH BACKS ON FUCKIN BELLA DELPHINE
Flappy.
im actually so scared of squid n shit
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
if sheβs your favorite virgo, am i your favorite scorpio?
Flappy.
squid and octopi
Flappy.
no i am stfu
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
my birthday is this fridayyy
π―πππππ―πππππ
OOP
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
:(
urfavvirgo
WAIT WANNA SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT??
Flappy.
yo u are second though dont worry
Flappy.
you
urfavvirgo
idk why it sent me to safari for that tiktok tho my brothers just being lazy and sending me links ig
π―πππππ―πππππ
YES AND NO
Flappy.
does it get eaten
urfavvirgo
Flappy.
oh no
Flappy.
oh yuck
urfavvirgo
BE GLAD I DIDNT SCREENSHOT THE BLOOD SQUIRTING
π―πππππ―πππππ
OH WTF
π―πππππ―πππππ
NO
Flappy.
bro put a trigger warning wtfwtf
Flappy.
bhahahs
π―πππππ―πππππ
CHOP CHOP
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
i do that every month ngl
urfavvirgo
WOAH
π―πππππ―πππππ
AY
The Unknown King of Moderation
what
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
INTO THE WOODCHIPPER IT GOES
π―πππππ―πππππ
AYO
The Unknown King of Moderation
what
Flappy.
WHATT
π―πππππ―πππππ
IK WHAT SHE MEANS
π―πππππ―πππππ
BUT AYO
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
my humor is too evolved for you, Saccharose; Ξ±-D-glucopyranosyl-(1β2)-Ξ²-D-fructofuranoside; Ξ²-D-fructofuranosyl-(2β1)-Ξ±-D-glucopyranoside; Ξ²-(2S,3S,4S,5R)-fructofuranosyl-Ξ±-(1R,2R,3S,4S,5R)-glucopyranoside; Ξ±-(1R,2R,3S,4S,5R)-glucopyranosyl-Ξ²-(2S,3S,4S,5R)-fructofuranoside; Dodecacarbon monodecahydrate; ((2R,3R,4S,5S,6R)-2-[(2S,3S,4S,5R)-3,4-dihydroxy-2,5-bis(hydroxymethyl)oxapent-2-yl]oxy-6-(hydroxymethyl)oxahexane-3,4,5-triol) male parental figure
π―πππππ―πππππ
AY WHATCHU SAY
π―πππππ―πππππ
I DIDNT SEE
The Unknown King of Moderation
good
urfavvirgo
this is my sign?
π―πππππ―πππππ
.......
π―πππππ―πππππ
SHIII IM GROWING OUT MY HAIR
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
go bald
Flappy.
BRO IN THE SUMMER
π―πππππ―πππππ
WHATCHU MEAN GOOD
Flappy.
ALLLLLL THE GUYS I KNEW GOT A BUZZCUT
Flappy.
AND IT WAS SO OFF PUTTING
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
NO I HATE WHEN THEY DO THAT
Flappy.
ONE OF THEM EVEN HAD AN AFRO ANND IT WAS LIKE "WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU"
π―πππππ―πππππ
NO CAUSE I WILL LITTERALLY CRY
π―πππππ―πππππ
ISTG WHEN A DUDE GETS A BUZZCUT
π―πππππ―πππππ
THEY BE LOOKIN LIKE THI MTF HOLLON
urfavvirgo
OH NAH IM GIOD
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
most unflattering cut
urfavvirgo
BRO THEY GO FROM AN 8 TO A 2
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
someone send a message to the dudes
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
also
π―πππππ―πππππ
THEY LOOK LIKE THIS FR
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
did you know what the guys of wje are doing?
urfavvirgo
ik im delulu but hes fine asf
Flappy.
BHAHAHHAHSJNAFKAUDMUEBFNWGUDSKM
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
theyβre making like a whole group without us girls for some reason π
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
SMASH
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.............WHY?
π―πππππ―πππππ
NOW IM SUCSPIOUS OF THT
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
idk they wonβt tell us
π―πππππ―πππππ
BITCHES
Flappy.
somth about
urfavvirgo
REAL
Flappy.
uh
π―πππππ―πππππ
lets make a all girls group chat then
Flappy.
actually i have no idea
π―πππππ―πππππ
TF
π―πππππ―πππππ
NO BOYS JUST US
Flappy.
it hs somth to do with wade and mod though
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
and more
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
he said itβs a βguy thingβ
Flappy.
yea
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
π???
π―πππππ―πππππ
"guy thing"
π―πππππ―πππππ
FUCK THT SUPPOSED TO MEAN
Flappy.
"bros over hoes" he says
Flappy.
my brother in christ thats not how you use that
urfavvirgo
IM NOT A HOE
The Unknown King of Moderation
yeah its a guy thing with wade and us modds
βπͺ ππ¦π±π₯ ππ±π²ππ¦π‘
huh?
urfavvirgo
PISSING WITHOUT WIPING
Flappy.
you shld tell mee
Flappy.
because like
Flappy.
yay
urfavvirgo
U THINK U SO SPECIAL HUH
Flappy.
idk
The Unknown King of Moderation
yeah
The Unknown King of Moderation
im special
The Unknown King of Moderation
SPECIAL NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDS
π―πππππ―πππππ
AHIUSAHDUIAD
βπͺ ππ¦π±π₯ ππ±π²ππ¦π‘
:skull
urfavvirgo
SPECIAL ED MAYBE
π―πππππ―πππππ
SO
βπͺ ππ¦π±π₯ ππ±π²ππ¦π‘
wht have i came back from
π―πππππ―πππππ
I CAN DEADASS GET A DICK TOO
The Unknown King of Moderation
too late bitch
π―πππππ―πππππ
BECOME ONE THE GUYS FR
βπͺ ππ¦π±π₯ ππ±π²ππ¦π‘
i went from sleepin to this
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
fries over guys
The Unknown King of Moderation
already said it
π―πππππ―πππππ
SISTERS BEFORE MISTERS
The Unknown King of Moderation
Em when and why did we start beefing
The Unknown King of Moderation
BROS BEFORE HOES
π―πππππ―πππππ
BITCH
The Unknown King of Moderation
BITCH
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
when you simped for a 12 year old π
π―πππππ―πππππ
HOES BEFORE BROS
π―πππππ―πππππ
HOW BOUT THT
The Unknown King of Moderation
MY BROS ARE MY HOES FR
βπͺ ππ¦π±π₯ ππ±π²ππ¦π‘
christ sake
π―πππππ―πππππ
WHAT BOUT ME
The Unknown King of Moderation
lmao ethan
π―πππππ―πππππ
WHAT AM I
Flappy.
thats what i wanna know
π―πππππ―πππππ
A ROACH
π―πππππ―πππππ
???
urfavvirgo
NEVER BUDDY WHAT βBEEFβ U TALKING ABT
The Unknown King of Moderation
a whore wonk wonk
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
homiesexual
βπͺ ππ¦π±π₯ ππ±π²ππ¦π‘
i mean ,,, jkJKJKJK
The Unknown King of Moderation
lmao people keep saying we have beef
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
itβs not gay if you have socks on
The Unknown King of Moderation
HOMIESEXUALLLLLLLLLLL
urfavvirgo
WHOEVER SAYS THAT IS CRAZY THEY CAN FUCK OFF WERE ALL GOOD DE
The Unknown King of Moderation
being gay with the homies is ok
urfavvirgo
DW
βπͺ ππ¦π±π₯ ππ±π²ππ¦π‘
true
The Unknown King of Moderation
HELL YEAH
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
a very beautiful roach
π―πππππ―πππππ
π BITCH
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
step on me frfr
π―πππππ―πππππ
WHICH FOOT
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
crawl inside me
π―πππππ―πππππ
..............
π―πππππ―πππππ
IM CRAWLING AWAY
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
and vibrate
The Unknown King of Moderation
I am fr
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
shooketh
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
do it bbg
The Unknown King of Moderation
I can vibrate on command not even a joke
urfavvirgo
WEL NOW WE HAVE BEEF U FUCKING IGNORING WHAT I JUST SAID
π―πππππ―πππππ
.......
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
yhhh
The Unknown King of Moderation
its slightly concerning
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
i can do that too
The Unknown King of Moderation
WHAT
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
itβs weird
π―πππππ―πππππ
AHEM YOUR COMING HOME WITH ME
urfavvirgo
LOOK HOW PRETTY
The Unknown King of Moderation
what did you say
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
but cool
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
sheβs kinda mid
urfavvirgo
THIS U DUMB WHORE
π―πππππ―πππππ
OOP
The Unknown King of Moderation
not even mid she looks like shit
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
her eyelashes boutta fly off
urfavvirgo
GIRL SHUT UP U SAY EVERYONES MID
π―πππππ―πππππ
WHAT BOUT ME FR>
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
bro her eyelashes π
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
based
π―πππππ―πππππ
THEY GONE
urfavvirgo
IDC IM DEFENDING HER
urfavvirgo
WHATS WRONG WITH THEM HUH??
The Unknown King of Moderation
she looks like a bad 3d render
π―πππππ―πππππ
THE LASHES LOOK LIKE SHE CURLED A BIT TO MUCH
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
she looks like sheβs getting a ride
π―πππππ―πππππ
SHE DIDNT BRUSH EM OUT
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
ngl
The Unknown King of Moderation
my eyelashes are heavenly
βπͺ ππ¦π±π₯ ππ±π²ππ¦π‘
bro wht
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
x for doubt
The Unknown King of Moderation
stfu
The Unknown King of Moderation
everyone says theyre beautiful
urfavvirgo
ITS OKAY HAPPENS TO ME SOMETIMES
βπͺ ππ¦π±π₯ ππ±π²ππ¦π‘
im legit playin blade ball rn lmao and i switch tabs at the wrong time istg'
π―πππππ―πππππ
I ALWAYS BRUSH EM
π―πππππ―πππππ
IDC
urfavvirgo
LIKE WHO OTHER THAN UR MOM AND SISTER
The Unknown King of Moderation
EVERYONE
π―πππππ―πππππ
MAKE MY LONG LASHES LOOK PERFECT
The Unknown King of Moderation
MY HAIR TOO
The Unknown King of Moderation
EVERYONE LOVES MY HAIR
π―πππππ―πππππ
I LOVE IT
The Unknown King of Moderation
MEN TOUCH IT SUSPICIOUSLY
π―πππππ―πππππ
100%
π―πππππ―πππππ
WHAT MEN?
π―πππππ―πππππ
NAH NAH WHAT MEN?
The Unknown King of Moderation
MEN
urfavvirgo
IDK I THINK THE GIRL IS PRETTY
π―πππππ―πππππ
WHO BE TOUCHIN MY BBG
The Unknown King of Moderation
AND WOMEN
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
uhm..ok π
The Unknown King of Moderation
EVERYONE TOUCHES ME
π―πππππ―πππππ
AND WOMEN?
βπͺ ππ¦π±π₯ ππ±π²ππ¦π‘
ayo?????
The Unknown King of Moderation
I AM TOUCHABLE AF
π―πππππ―πππππ
BITCH
π―πππππ―πππππ
WHO TF BE TOUCHIN U
The Unknown King of Moderation
EVERYONE
The Unknown King of Moderation
AND YET IM STILL TOUCH DEPRIVED FR
urfavvirgo
AND AMY I AM BEING SO SERIOUS UR TYPE IS HALF AWFUL
π―πππππ―πππππ
π YOU ARE RLY TESTING ME RN]
Flappy.
oh man shes getting defensiveeee
The Unknown King of Moderation
men love me
The Unknown King of Moderation
proven fact
The Unknown King of Moderation
I rizzed up a gay dude without even trying
urfavvirgo
DAMN RIGHT SHES RLLY NICE IN THE COMMENTS SECTION
π―πππππ―πππππ
HM EXPLAINS WHY U DIDNT SAY GN LAST NIGHT
The Unknown King of Moderation
then said gay dude raped a 6th grader so
The Unknown King of Moderation
π
The Unknown King of Moderation
has anyone here drank before
The Unknown King of Moderation
im in the mood to make a confession
π―πππππ―πππππ
i did once
π―πππππ―πππππ
nasty fr
The Unknown King of Moderation
how much
Flappy.
WHaT
βπͺ ππ¦π±π₯ ππ±π²ππ¦π‘
#autoclickerinbladeball
urfavvirgo
YEAH
π―πππππ―πππππ
like 1 big sip
urfavvirgo
MOM LETS ME
π―πππππ―πππππ
i thought it was gross
π―πππππ―πππππ
CHAMPAGE BETTER
The Unknown King of Moderation
damn I made a fuckin cocktail and drank half of one of those big arizona cans full
The Unknown King of Moderation
tasted like shit
urfavvirgo
LIQUOR >>>>
Flappy.
only a liiiittle bit caus my aunt let me
The Unknown King of Moderation
so I didn't finish it
Flappy.
it ws kinda nasty
π―πππππ―πππππ
WHY IS U DRINKING IN THE FIRST PLACE
The Unknown King of Moderation
I had my first drink at age 3
The Unknown King of Moderation
then again at like 14
The Unknown King of Moderation
and then intentionally at like 16
urfavvirgo
LOOK AT THE WAY HE LOOKS πππ
π―πππππ―πππππ
gonna have HEART DAMAGEEEE
The Unknown King of Moderation
didn't get very drunk but I felt funky
The Unknown King of Moderation
never again
urfavvirgo
THE FOREHEAD IS SENDING ME ππππ
π―πππππ―πππππ
THT HAIRLINE IS SENDING ME
The Unknown King of Moderation
Gaymes charles
π―πππππ―πππππ
CAUSE WHY TF IT GO BACK THT FAR
βπͺ ππ¦π±π₯ ππ±π²ππ¦π‘
what in the sakes
π―πππππ―πππππ
Jake bbg u wanna call later like we did the first time before?
urfavvirgo
GOES BACK FURTHER THAN MY FRIENDSHIPS
The Unknown King of Moderation
forehead is bigger than my dick almost
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
help
The Unknown King of Moderation
but not quite
π―πππππ―πππππ
IOCSHIUHS
π―πππππ―πππππ
ayo lemme hit fr
The Unknown King of Moderation
it makes a boing sound
π―πππππ―πππππ
BET
The Unknown King of Moderation
smack my dick like one of those doorstopper thingies
The Unknown King of Moderation
π₯΅
urfavvirgo
OH NAH MY CUE TO GO
π―πππππ―πππππ
HUSAGDHUIDGFAIHUI
π―πππππ―πππππ
I CANT
π―πππππ―πππππ
BACK OF YO CAR FR
The Unknown King of Moderation
damn
βπͺ ππ¦π±π₯ ππ±π²ππ¦π‘
...
βπͺ ππ¦π±π₯ ππ±π²ππ¦π‘
my brain hurts
π―πππππ―πππππ
good
The Unknown King of Moderation
boi-oing
The Unknown King of Moderation
wait
The Unknown King of Moderation
i didnt see
urfavvirgo
YALL IM BEING SERIOUS GO TO UWU
π―πππππ―πππππ
WHY
The Unknown King of Moderation
shiii
The Unknown King of Moderation
wait wait
The Unknown King of Moderation
missed it again
The Unknown King of Moderation
spaced out
π―πππππ―πππππ
U BITCH
π―πππππ―πππππ
HDUAHUIHFIF
π―πππππ―πππππ
STFU
The Unknown King of Moderation
I MISSED IT AGAIN
βπͺ ππ¦π±π₯ ππ±π²ππ¦π‘
jeez
urfavvirgo
UH HUH.
π―πππππ―πππππ
BRO
urfavvirgo
EXACTLY
The Unknown King of Moderation
lmao
βπͺ ππ¦π±π₯ ππ±π²ππ¦π‘
!!!!
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
ong youβre just as bad a chxl and fletcher rn ngl π
π―πππππ―πππππ
ATLEAST IM NOT GOIN "omgggg ur not a bad bffff OMGGG ITS OKKK IM FINEEEE"
π―πππππ―πππππ
GIRL LIES TO THT HOE SM FR
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
true dat
The Unknown King of Moderation
bals
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
like fr tho. also, didja know theyβre 12??? actually fucking retarded
The Unknown King of Moderation
people did worse things when I was 12
The Unknown King of Moderation
ie raping 6th graders
π―πππππ―πππππ
FR THO
βπͺ ππ¦π±π₯ ππ±π²ππ¦π‘
!!!!!
π―πππππ―πππππ
when i was 12 i was to busy drawin fr
The Unknown King of Moderation
drawing hentai fr
π―πππππ―πππππ
like at around 12 i became like rly quiet and just yk stuck to drawing alot
βπͺ ππ¦π±π₯ ππ±π²ππ¦π‘
NAHHHHHHHHH'
π―πππππ―πππππ
HAISUHASUAIUDH
Flappy.
when i was 12 i was pretty much the same way i am now π
Flappy.
i did not mature one bit
urfavvirgo
12 year olds are in sixth grade the math ainβt mathing
π―πππππ―πππππ
SAME
π―πππππ―πππππ
actually no
π―πππππ―πππππ
i did a lil
π―πππππ―πππππ
like i learned more
π―πππππ―πππππ
but I STILL TALK IN CAPS
π―πππππ―πππππ
I WILL NEVER GROW OUT OF IT
The Unknown King of Moderation
turn 13 in 7th grade
urfavvirgo
yeah I turned thirteen this school year
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true
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i turned 12 last school year
Flappy.
ik 7th graders who 12
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*13
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mb i ment 13
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ight im out
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cause they turn thirteen throughout the course of 7th grade
Flappy.
buh bye
Flappy.
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