Pizza Insult

OKOK so there I was at the starting of lunch, i went back cuz the library was closed and i went to the washroom to hide myself from all the fat asses, but then there was Alex and Bella and the whole goddam group was there so i was like fuck it i’m out not about to start beefing. So i’m just walking the halls cuz half of the teachers are gone anyways and i’m going to my locker and like i’m just tryna put back my chromebook and fetch a pen to write shit on the walls and vandalise the school. When all of a fucking sudden i hear this loud ass noise that was like ‘WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE’ for a sec i thought oh shit it’s hoogsteen but then i turned around to a even bigger jumpscare it was ADRIAN. I’m being so fr i jumped like i was scared. I was like tf does this fat bitch want from me? What does he want? big macs? i don’t got any. THEN he wobbles his fat ass towards his locker and he’s like “I have raspberry candy canes form Christmas you want some? you can only get some if you have big macs” LIKE TF THERE’S NO WAY THIS DUMB BITCH JUST ASKED ME IF I WANTED MY FAVOURITE TYPE OF CANDY CANE WHILE I’M FUCKING FASTING THERE’S NO WAY. Anyways i was like ‘bro i’m fasting wtf Ronald mcdonald shit r u on?’ and his fat ass was like ‘ohhhhh your doing that Muslim thing right?’ HUUUUUUUUUH MUSLIM THING?? YEAH I’M DOING THAT MUSLIM THING, I WISH YOU DID TOO MAYBE IF YOU STOPPED EATING FOR ATLEAST A COUPLE HOURS YOU’D LOSE SOME GODDAMN WEIGHT FFS. THEN madame hoogsteen is walking down the halls, no joke she was talking to one of the teachers and she just spawned like out of mf no where, she was like “HMMMMMMMMMMMMM RECESS STARTED 4 MINUTES AGO AND YUR STILL INSIDE HMMMMMM 4 MINUTES IS ENOUGH TIME FOR YOU TO GET ME MCDONALDS AND 5000 BIG MACS SO WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE HMMMM?” I swear i thought it was over for me like i thought omg two fatasses in one hall way? i’m not getting out of this alive. SO i just told her I had a bloody nose and SHE WALKS TOWARDS ME STANDS RIGHT INFRONT OF MY FACE AND SHE WAS LIKE “HMMM YEAH I DON’T THINK YOU DO” LIKE BITCH UHHH I THINK I’D KNOW IF MY NOSE WAS PHYSICALLY FUCKING BLEEDING. AND THEN SHE TURNS TO ADRIAN AND SHE’S LIKE “WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE” like NAH what are both of you doing here shouldn’t you guys be idk eating big macs at mcdonalds? ANYWAYS THEN she made me GO OUTSIDE or she would CALL MY MOM AND GET MY ASS WHOPPED and while i was outside GUESS JUST MF GUESS WHO HAD TO BE THERE it was GABBY THE FURRY. And she was like talking to me like i just poped out of my moms womb she was acting like i had no idea what was going on. I was watching the nun playing basketball but all i could hear was her fat ass being like “you see that? that’s called a basketball ” LIKE BITCH I DON’T NEED YOU TO TELL ME WHAT A BASKETBALL IS THE FUCK. OH and then she was like “yesterday I was singing to a song that had *looks around* Swear words in it 😈” TFFFF LIKE OKAY?? TF DO YOU WANT?? DOG FOOD? A CAN OF RAW MEAT TO GO WITH UR FURRY LOOKING ASS?? OMG AND AT LUNCH LAURENS FAT ASS WAS BOTHERING THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME, she was like “omg i smell a chocolate orange” and Bella was like “no LAUREN YOU FAT FUCKING COW it’s an actual orange” LIKE LAUREN JUST ALWAYS SMELLING SOME RANDOM ASS SHIT FR. AND ALEXIA WAS LOOKING AT ME WEIRD like yk the weird looks she gives? YEAH THOSE i just kept starring at her until she stopped WHICH SHE DIDN’T, and she was like “I have the key“ like what satanic shit is she trying to pull this time? what key? the key to her stomach ratio? The key to the 50000 million gazzilion trillion billion fukcing big macs she eats? bouta slap that bitch she thinks she’s all that cuz she can drive a fucking plane as if SHE CAN EVEN FIT IN THE PLANE she probably can’t even fly it that high cuz her fat ass is weighing it down all the time fuck. AND BRO MUSABS EMO ASS IS GETTING EMO-ER BY THE DAY LIKE HE NEEDS TO ACTUALLY BE HUMBLED FFS.

THE PIZZA 4.0

3 years ago

HOOLY FUCK DID I ASK FOR A ESSAY

THE TERRORIST 4.0

3 years ago

YES

THE TERRORIST 4.0

3 years ago

OHHH WAIT bro yk how my brother in law got ran over by a car again? well yesterday we went to the hospital to yk, see if he’s dead yet. And the doctor just came in and she was like “YAH so he has gastroesophageal reflux disease, cancer, irritable bowel syndrome, lactose intolerance ,hiatal hernia, Chickenpox, Common cold, Diphtheria, Giardiasis, HV, AIDS, infectious mononucleosis, influenza, cancer, and fucking OBESITY he’ll probably die in *checks watch* about 4 hours.” i kid you not BRO MY MOM JUST LOOKED HER DEAD AND WAS LIKE “ wow that’s a lot of issues when i was a kid we just died” and started GIGGLING I WAS LIKE TF IS GOING ON SHE DID NOT JUST SAY THAT AND MY DAD STARTED LAUGHING TOO LIKE ??? WHY DOES MY FAMILY HAVE NO SOCIAL FILTER