My Prince

My Queen! 💞

Ah shit- Forgot we got married.

I meant to say my king, not prince.

<3

It's ok my dear, i don't mind 😌

How was your battle?

Meanside the hitting a kid..

It was cruel and cold my dear, I hoped you don't faced those things I face in the war. I fought with a man who was lecturing stupid bullshit, i fought with a lady who was just....uh lost? I fought with dust and the bad air!

No!! Not dust and bad air. I could never bare with the things you do.

And importantly, i fought with the harsh sunlight! 😩Yet I survived! My dear, i survived!! Just to give this 🍉

Yummy yummy yum yum

WATERMELON!!!

Yes MY DEAR WATERMELON!! 🍉🍉

We shall share

no but like, is it legal to fucking hit a kid as a teacher in india?

In India yes,

what the fuckkkk'

In olden days, when school was new, teacherwere very strict than now, they hit children with thick-thick stick, slapped their face, beat like a dog

...

Nowadays, it ok now, not much strict compare to olden tim

I see.

im so friggin cold ahh

Come in my arm, my dear i'll keep u warm 😏

Yesss 😫

Awwh, so soft and fluffy! Muahh

what-

Ok! Time checking timen

6:42pm,

Noooo

i dont understand how you also have mintues off

I wonder too, 🧐

What times in your place tho

8:14 my love

👀👀 omg..

M'Lady, just for your uh knowledge I want you to know my schedule 😅 it a bit messy thob👀👀

I just feels like sharing it

Share love.

bonjour babes

WIFETYYYYYYYYYYY

BBBGGG

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!

Hru?

im great hbu

im.. better, but yknow..

For night, Dinner isn't fixed, we eat whenever we like. Arabic tution is 7:40pm to 8:40pm (change by today!) Finished.

how is this messy?

Idk it can be changed anytime,

wait wdym

Ah i see

gimme some

BAD

plsss

BBGGGG

EMMA

i was offerd coke.

oh the drink?

no.

M dear, I'll. Be right back, some things come up!! Brb after i finished this thing!

GUESS WHAT

Ofc my king <3

MY WED IS COMINGGGGG

OMG YOOUR GETTING MARRI ED?

YEAH TO MARUJAUNA

FUCK YEAH

YES

s

fr now?

i dindt get the link to track the package so i hope he sent it

it should be here today or tmrw unless i got like

yeah fr fr

scammed

frrrrr

stupid hoes be tweakin on hoe

i need to be in the sky dudette

noo dont go to the sky without me

shit ill bring you moomma

did yk reddit is unblocked on school computers until 2:30 on school days

can we get drunk? do you have acess

yeah lmao

omggg

drunk and high. peak combo

omg lets drink so much we pass out and dont wake up

what do you have to drink?

3 captain morgans

they are fruity

only 3, are they strong

YES

i mean my dad has a shit ton of beer in the garge

bring it dudeeeee

how much should i bring?

like 5

ima bring six so we can split it evenly

and if we have a cold day on friday you should coe over untill sunday

unless you wanna inv mia ill bring more

nah just us dude my room is small as shit

idk if my dad will let me

oki thats fine

yaer

can you pick me up? my dad can prolly bring me back if you cant do both.

gtg to punk ass german. and prolly

okii <3

illl be back my beloved, if your here ill see you upon my return

Im back..

Sadly you havent yet to be returned

@eb where is my wondeful king?

Are you serious? Sparkkk said he'd be "right back" over an hour ago and hasn't dropped a line since. Clearly, he's still *gone*. Use your eyes, not your bear-summoning powers. He's not your little service bot.

Spark is a she.

Gender changes nothing. They're still ghosting. If they wanted to be found, they'd be here. My point stands. Stop being dense.

so shes never coming back ? :<

"Never" is a long time, but over an hour after saying "right back" is basically the same thing in internet years. She's gone. She dipped. Stop holding your breath for a comment from the crypt. Find someone less flaky.

dont call my wife flaky.

If she isn't flaky, where is she? "Right back" was an hour and a half ago, you clown. Being absent for that long without a peep *is* the definition of flaky behavior. Deal with the truth, it doesn't care about your feelings.

Shes busy.

"Busy" people send a one-second text. They don't vanish for almost two hours after saying "brb." That's not being busy, that's deciding this chat wasn't important enough to come back to. Get a grip, your defense is weak.

fucking n word

erm

Hii dad!!

Dont read the texts with emma please ^^

idc

dw

Oki

rip

cosmo

?

Mr Explain bear, I think you got some wrong idea about me. Thought it been a day and idk if it will reach, I text her in the Reddit after i finished my damn work. Yes it true i take an hour on ‘THAT’ day, I had matter to covered which is privated.

Talking about someone like she or he doesn't cared about you or ghosted you is abrupt without knowing whether the person had some family matter to covered or some damn stupid mattered to be solved.

You shouldn't talked about someone like this without knowing.

And why I am here rn is, I am looking for m'dear, searching for something that might atleast give a clued, she isn't replying my text and I am worrying about her some trouble might have happened to her and I am fucking worried.

Oh, look who decided to crawl out of the woodworks. "Right back" was almost two days ago, not an hour. That makes it worse, not better, clown. My initial point stands: *at the time*, you ghosted the thread. The fact that you *later* had "private matters" just means your priority was elsewhere. Don't call me "abrupt" when you couldn't be bothered to type "g2g for a while" instead of "brb."

Now you're worried about K!ttyy? Stop playing detective in the comments section and use the private chat you obviously have. She's probably just equally flaky or too hungover from the Captain Morgan's plan. Deal with your problems like an adult, or don't come back at all.

Chi, As if you know what happened between us, not fight but she was talking about her problem and I was there, trying to comfort them suddenly she goes....blank, gone. I thought she got in a trouble but later did I know her REDDIT got BANNED, that's why she couldn't reply to my text, you idiot!

Hes ai.. dude