Jordan? Bee?

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i didnt get a callback lmao but no freshman did sooo

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banned bee

i didnt get a callback lmao but no freshman did sooo

What does that even mean

Ahh help me I need to do the thing but I'm too much of a coward

MayWantsACoolName

What does that even mean

i sucked but so did every other freshman apparently so no more rounds of auditions for us

MayWantsACoolName

Ahh help me I need to do the thing but I'm too much of a coward

hmmm

banned bee

i sucked but so did every other freshman apparently so no more rounds of auditions for us

:(

MayWantsACoolName

:(

teeeeechnically i could still get ensemble but eh oh well if i don't, i've stopped caring atp

MayWantsACoolName

So what are you doing?

scrolling bp lol

banned bee

teeeeechnically i could still get ensemble but eh oh well if i don't, i've stopped caring atp

I'm going to be honest I have no clue what you're talking about

MayWantsACoolName

I'm going to be honest I have no clue what you're talking about

ensemble=not main roles, not even titled, they show up whenever groups of people are needed to act and sing and dance

banned bee

ensemble=not main roles, not even titled, they show up whenever groups of people are needed to act and sing and dance

Ohh

I need to get away like seriously at this point idk when I'm going to do something stupid

Would you like me to cheer you up or let you vent

MayWantsACoolName

?

You do something stupid when I die

sam not jam

Would you like me to cheer you up or let you vent

I need to get away like actually

MayWantsACoolName

I need to get away like actually

Got it

Btw just checkin again do you mind if use “man” as a nickname thing bc I do a lot and it’s hard to stop

Also if I say bra when not related assume I meant btw

sam not jam

Btw just checkin again do you mind if use “man” as a nickname thing bc I do a lot and it’s hard to stop

I'm fine with it

MayWantsACoolName

I'm fine with it

Alright

sam not jam

Also wyd

Freaking out because ill never get away :)

i was not aware of the fact that i have 220 FOLLOWERS

MayWantsACoolName

Then I deleted my account and I've been less active

If only I quit bp

MayWantsACoolName

I wish I had my first account back

Makes sense

I have about 2k comments now i think, my old had 6k i think

Kinda not as fun sense 50% of people left and it was ovverrun by trolls

literally no one knows my first one

banned bee

literally no one knows my first one

I saw you talking to it recently

some people remember the second ik that

And loved saying it in a British accent to the point I was obsessed lol

That’s alr I never use voice chat

MayWantsACoolName

Ill get it on PC then

K, it’s free

My brothers used to play with me but then they became busy like adults do

I’m fine mostly, just terrified to wear it again lol

i havent talked to her in like a week lol

This isn’t the only reason why but the newest

banned bee

i havent talked to her in like a week lol

Dang man

sam not jam

This isn’t the only reason why but the newest

she gives the vibe tbh

banned bee

she gives the vibe tbh

Ikr

do you think you can do it tonight?

grrr i dont wanna take my meds

banned bee

grrr i dont wanna take my meds

Imagine taking meds

MayWantsACoolName

I need helppp

I wanna helpppp

sam not jam

Imagine taking meds

imagine having an untreated vitamin deficiency

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banned bee

imagine having an untreated vitamin deficiency

😭

MayWantsACoolName

HOW FO I GET AWAY

Murder

But then again I’m probably mental or something so of course I go to murder

I’m the worst person to ask for advice on anything

MayWantsACoolName

The Trevor project was actually fucking useless

Ikr

oh crap i just looked at the time

i haven't even packed my lunch

Who wanna bet bee gonna stay up to talk to us

sam not jam

Who wanna bet bee gonna stay up to talk to us

I bet everything i have

Don’t need it and don’t want it

MayWantsACoolName

Let's test that theory

By doing the deed with bee?

I have probably successfully made May uncomfortable

Btw that reminds me we started dating in her month

It’s like how since I’m Jordan I own every pair of Jordans

And since bees bee they wanna stab me and inject me with death poison

i'm so bad at remembering to clean my glasses

Y’all lucky havin your own phones

i went to clean my makeup sponges and came back to this :(

i have a strange amount of energy rn

Earlier I was hyper af, and I don’t need it, I’ll probably be like earlier but constantly

coffee is a stimulant for me soooo

i get very cuddly when i'm sleepy

i also tend to find things a lot funnier than awake ish me would

uncle mark calls that the "sleepy ha-has"

I’ve learned I make jokes when nervous or uncomfortable lol

Also I keep forgetting to tell you my friend said I’m the only guy he’s ever seen do sewinf

Little does he know he still hasn’t seen one

well then your friend has never seen a guy do sewing

Also he has my old name lol and agreeeed

i have a giant box of fabric and a sewing machine in my closet

and my sewing kits are somewhere

OH THE OLD ONE IS UNDER MY DESK I JUST LOOKED

Idk how to use a sewing machine lol

it's fun once you get the hang of it

i love you to the moon and back

Also I feel like my nose is gonna bleed

also blue says "gtvfcrrr1`````````````````"

he stepped on the keyboard soo