Jordan? Bee?

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  • i didnt get a callback lmao but no freshman did sooo

    Comment deleted by MayWantsACoolName
    banned bee

    i didnt get a callback lmao but no freshman did sooo

    What does that even mean

    Ahh help me I need to do the thing but I'm too much of a coward

    MayWantsACoolName

    What does that even mean

    i sucked but so did every other freshman apparently so no more rounds of auditions for us

    MayWantsACoolName

    Ahh help me I need to do the thing but I'm too much of a coward

    hmmm

    banned bee

    i sucked but so did every other freshman apparently so no more rounds of auditions for us

    :(

    MayWantsACoolName

    :(

    teeeeechnically i could still get ensemble but eh oh well if i don't, i've stopped caring atp

    MayWantsACoolName

    So what are you doing?

    scrolling bp lol

    banned bee

    teeeeechnically i could still get ensemble but eh oh well if i don't, i've stopped caring atp

    I'm going to be honest I have no clue what you're talking about

    MayWantsACoolName

    I'm going to be honest I have no clue what you're talking about

    ensemble=not main roles, not even titled, they show up whenever groups of people are needed to act and sing and dance

    banned bee

    ensemble=not main roles, not even titled, they show up whenever groups of people are needed to act and sing and dance

    Ohh

    I need to get away like seriously at this point idk when I'm going to do something stupid

    Would you like me to cheer you up or let you vent

    You do something stupid when I die

    sam not jam

    Would you like me to cheer you up or let you vent

    I need to get away like actually

    Btw just checkin again do you mind if use “man” as a nickname thing bc I do a lot and it’s hard to stop

    Also if I say bra when not related assume I meant btw

    sam not jam

    Btw just checkin again do you mind if use “man” as a nickname thing bc I do a lot and it’s hard to stop

    I'm fine with it

    i was not aware of the fact that i have 220 FOLLOWERS

    MayWantsACoolName

    Then I deleted my account and I've been less active

    If only I quit bp

    I have about 2k comments now i think, my old had 6k i think

    Kinda not as fun sense 50% of people left and it was ovverrun by trolls

    literally no one knows my first one

    some people remember the second ik that

    And loved saying it in a British accent to the point I was obsessed lol

    That’s alr I never use voice chat

    My brothers used to play with me but then they became busy like adults do

    I’m fine mostly, just terrified to wear it again lol

    i havent talked to her in like a week lol

    This isn’t the only reason why but the newest

    banned bee

    i havent talked to her in like a week lol

    Dang man

    sam not jam

    This isn’t the only reason why but the newest

    she gives the vibe tbh

    do you think you can do it tonight?

    grrr i dont wanna take my meds

    banned bee

    grrr i dont wanna take my meds

    Imagine taking meds

    MayWantsACoolName

    I need helppp

    I wanna helpppp

    sam not jam

    Imagine taking meds

    imagine having an untreated vitamin deficiency

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    banned bee

    imagine having an untreated vitamin deficiency

    😭

    MayWantsACoolName

    HOW FO I GET AWAY

    Murder

    But then again I’m probably mental or something so of course I go to murder

    I’m the worst person to ask for advice on anything

    MayWantsACoolName

    The Trevor project was actually fucking useless

    Ikr

    oh crap i just looked at the time

    i haven't even packed my lunch

    Who wanna bet bee gonna stay up to talk to us

    sam not jam

    Who wanna bet bee gonna stay up to talk to us

    I bet everything i have

    Don’t need it and don’t want it

    I have probably successfully made May uncomfortable

    Btw that reminds me we started dating in her month

    It’s like how since I’m Jordan I own every pair of Jordans

    And since bees bee they wanna stab me and inject me with death poison

    i'm so bad at remembering to clean my glasses

    Y’all lucky havin your own phones

    i went to clean my makeup sponges and came back to this :(

    i have a strange amount of energy rn

    Earlier I was hyper af, and I don’t need it, I’ll probably be like earlier but constantly

    coffee is a stimulant for me soooo

    you'd love sleepy me irl then

    i get very cuddly when i'm sleepy

    oo that would be perfect then

    i also tend to find things a lot funnier than awake ish me would

    uncle mark calls that the "sleepy ha-has"

    I’ve learned I make jokes when nervous or uncomfortable lol

    Also I keep forgetting to tell you my friend said I’m the only guy he’s ever seen do sewinf

    Little does he know he still hasn’t seen one

    well then your friend has never seen a guy do sewing

    Also he has my old name lol and agreeeed

    i have a giant box of fabric and a sewing machine in my closet

    and my sewing kits are somewhere

    OH THE OLD ONE IS UNDER MY DESK I JUST LOOKED

    Idk how to use a sewing machine lol

    it's fun once you get the hang of it

    i love you to the moon and back

    Also I feel like my nose is gonna bleed

    also blue says "gtvfcrrr1`````````````````"

    he stepped on the keyboard soo

    Young Eel