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Hey Orthur.

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We're lying about as low as a goddamn circus.

Be surprised if the whole country don't know we're here.

You okay there, boss?

Because you seem kinda off.

I mean, more off than normal.

D'you... really have a plan, Dutch, or do you just keep telling us you do?

I mean, a REAL plan, not eating mangoes on a tropical island plan.

Anytime you wanna share it, i'm all ears.

Yup, the big boss, that's you.

Maaaan who cannot be wrong!

Ain't about time you gave another speech, great leader?

Must've been at least five minutes since the last one.

Folks could use some help getting off to sleep.

When are you going to remove that chip from your shoulder?

My mentor, Dutch van der Linde.

Look how I turned out!

Don't say much for your teachin', does it.

I don't have to take this from you.

Ungrateful bastard.

Uh oh, dutch is thinkin' again, this can't be good.

Or maybe you're just staring blankly for effect.

Either way, it ain't gettin' us nowhere.

sorry had to tke my dogs out

i have no fucking idea wht hapend to lovely

bro hes prob at his moms now so

his mom wont let him touch his tablet

these mf's in madalin are getting on y nerves

ima try to get on it but idk if itll load

should i make a new idenity?

yeah and then join yasmine's bar ok

i have to think abt the name bc when i do ima keep it lol

that wont work bc i need like a real one

i dont see your room tho?

ima make another thing rq

nah ima wear black lipstick and a hello kitty crop top🤣

so witch one do i do or do you know any more styles?

now i kinda wanna do softie

BITCH YOUR DRIVING ME INSANE

nro they think i'm dead rn its hilarious

OMG WHAT SLD MY HAIR LOOK LIKE

also any accessories don't count on the hair also if you want more normal ones just say

do you want more options?

do you want them more normal

My lord, I've seen mushrooms with bigger brains than you two.

And more personality, too.

But they didn't smell as bad!

Shut the hell up.

light pink instead of white

Hey. *whistle* Shut it.

im givin jassy more options go talk somewhere else

Shut your goddamn mouth before I shut it for ya.

Take it easy, I'm just needlin' ya.

lol yeah she's very hard to be shut up

Oh, don't mind me.

Take it easy, I ain't serious.

I'm only kidding around.

ok is that it or more options and oki

omg yes i spent forever lookin

Oh... I almost forgot. Empty your pockets, now.

Before I get any drunker.

*throws the knife b4 you see it*

That's it? Fine. You're small fry anyway.

Well, let me have a ruler and a saw and a board and I'll cut it.

*pulls out a glock and shoots arthur*

I'll climb up a ladder with a hammer and nail and I'll nail it.

was he gonna fucking hurt me?

Well, we work so hard to build a lil' house together

In the snow or the rain or the ice cold weend whenever

Sorry, I don't know why I find this so entertaining.

but what you needa show me

Gonna need all your money my friend, or we're gonna have a big problem.

Take it easy, I'm just needling ya.

I'm only joking around.

well thats all i got on me rn

I don't need your money, fool.

We need... we need MONEY. You damn fool. MONEY! Or we are DEAD. We are all... DEAD.

Shit. You're a loud mouthed idiot.

you want me to teach you a lesson you won't forget? Come on, now. I'LL KNOCK YOU STRAIGHT BACK TO THE GUTTER.

Comment deleted by ✨Jassy✨

You have truly lost your mind, Dutch.

niceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I feel like I'm going in circles with all of you.

Comment deleted by Anonymous

You're a sad case, Dutch

Comment deleted by ✨Jassy✨

What's going on here

You gonna pass out in your own shit again, Uncle?

wait jassy did u see what i said?

You bring home no money and drink ten times your share.

You're like a goddamn tick, sucking us dry.

That ain't fair, Arthur. I got lumbago. It's very serious.

jassy just make a post and we can talk their

I should've broken your neck long ago.

You revolting old bastard.

Goddamn parasite.

Enough of you.

How many times you pissed yourself today?

You smell like you've been dead for two weeks.

And the flies seem to agree with me.

I'm very good at ignoring people.

How long do you think you got left, Uncle?

two years, three?

I'm keen to get started on your goodbye party.

Look at you, Uncle. You're as lazy as a toad and twice as ugly. Nobody would care if you got flattened by a train, you fat useless bastard.

No use bothering with you when you're like this.