A Conversation Starter

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  • Let me rephrase. I will hold you captive until a conversation had been had

    Let me rephrase. If you hold me captive I will escape but then I will come back to boil your teeth, harvest your toes, invert your rib cage, pour urine into your sinuses, and pour cement into your ears.

    Is this before or after I use your organs as balloons at a birthday party, bloody eagle you, rip you limb from limb just to sew you back together human centipede style?

    Oh right right makes perfect sense

    Topical Manatee