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Hello

Dead

yup

hey

Hiii

no ty

...

Talk talk talk

hi sah

Hi cosmo

omsoC iH*

has ih

hru

Why hello!

what happened to ur pfp

its ruined

naur

ded

NO

hi madi

fukc its madi

also ur back cosmo

wsp

shut up dmh

why u dip"?

smh*

I'm joking lmao

hi cosmo

my school had a retreat for a few days

ethan

retreat?

wsp madi

I will brutally murder u

can i help?

if u take away my time from dani smh

nope.

she is mine :)

U have jake

I have her :)

okay YALL WANNA KNOW A STORY BOUT ETHAN

what story.

IT INVOVLES THE GIRL THT LOOKS LIKE A MAN

ok fine.

istfg.

yeah thats what thought

I'm going to possevily ban you

COSMO

I WAS HER BESTIE FIRST

hi leo

and now shes mine tho

i will tell dani

COSMO I MISSED UOU SO MUCH

and then she'll be mad at u

also I'm going to brutally kill Jake.

well, she used to live in my state

i also missed you

but i had to touch grass

pfft

lmao

womp womp

rare?

chat ;(

I got 25 $

in 1 day

for gardening

oh, i finally got my fucking permit

I fuckin took out plants

2 months after i was eligable

woohoo

and I FUCKING PLANTED PLANTS YALL I FUCKING PLANTED PLANTS YESTERDAY😭

i planted plants when i was 3

2 ROSE BUSHES , 1 ROSE MARY , 1 IDFK PLANT

rookie

no LIKE I MEAN RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE HOUSES LISTEN COSMO

for what

ETHAN LEARN UR PLACE

I MEAN PROFFESIONAL GRADE PLANTING

driving

STFU U SLAVE.

U WILL NEVER BE A PRESIDENT

I LET U HAVE DANI SO SHE HAD SOMEONE

and thats in madis bed

in my country you have to be 18 😭

BUT U DONT COMPARE TO THE BESTIES

AND NOW SHE HAS SOMEEONE

imagine

pfft hell no

*DANI

fuck no get that revolting creature away

I MENT DANIS BED

jake belongs in madis bed

the only reason would be I spawn into her bed , and dip to walk to dani's tbh

only REASON.!!!

or...

NO

STFU

HELL NO.

u meet up with her and went to her room and just hung out

oh

bru

lol

Jake better be there tho tbh

imma strangle him

a trio

imagine having an online relationship

he is my shorty😭

totally not in one

Jake is my shorty😭😭😭😭

I'm ded

Jake is like 5'6 or 5'7

dang

I'm 5'8 at 14 , and going into a size 13 shoe.........

ffs

so hes like me

yep

lmao

we even got the sameish hair

hes my pookie

that’s ethan’s height

false

dumbass

ill strangle you with razor blades

.

.

no the other ethan

yeah push off wannabee Edward scissor hands

.

I mean I am correct

they both pale

and have black hair

and skinny......

ANYWAYS ETHAN

JUST FOR TODAY BRO

so was the corpse that i fucked yesterday

EVERYTIME WE CALL

SHE MUTES AND IGNORES ME

oof

she talks to me obvi

AND THEN IS GIGGLING AND LAUGHING AWAY

who is

no shit sherlock

also its cuz ur loud

NO IM NOT

she told me that , ur RLLY loud

madi isn’t loud smh

no one likes you buddy

tf u mean leo

then she should turn her audio down

why u cappin 😭😭😭😭

^

cool , Irdc :)

imma go hop on a call now

Dont make me take dani away from you :)

can we just not do this drama

I asked for one day buddy :)

SHUT UP COSMO

technically u alr had it

ITS IMPORTANT

multiple days

before me

..

cause ur ass

SO LET ME

HAVE HER

ass

FOR JUST A BIT

stfu cosmo

1. wade , 2. me , 3. bleach 4. Jake --> www.youtube.com/shorts/NYERCxHMCwA

nty

its true tbh

i cant watch it

alr

so...

womp womp wompppppppp

womp

womp

Salutations!

hi eliza

I got surprised then remembered that you know my name

How are you?

tired

hbu

Hi guys

hi

LEO WJE

If you remove the a in your name it will be "Itchi", and that can be pronounced as "itchy"

why my friend give me this eailerr........https://www.ralphlauren.com/men-accessories-fragrance/limited-edition-polo-black/0028472348.html

https://www.ralphlauren.com/men-accessories-fragrance/limited-edition-polo-black/0028472348.html

im on

ded

Yes

real

shy

i agree with everyone that hazbin hotel is cringe

Yes?

Okay(?)

hello

caley

yea

whatchu doin

school

Hi

Hey

hi caley

OMG HI

i hadn't seen u in like 15 days

Im vored

um

bored

aye ur back

calm the hell down

jk jk

and it was only like 10 days or so

:(

brb

uh, wtf is ur bio

stars

who me

hiiiiii caley

hiiiiii

welp

ur back lmao

wsp

caley hes right

UR BIOS GOOD

BUT SOME PARTS

"i snorted glue"

EHEHEHE

BUDDY

Ima remake it later

also u have a lot of bio........

WHO SNORTS GLUE

back

MEEE

not surpised

nah becuz is it the elmors glue?

the white one....?

thermonuclear oblate spheroids

yes

makes sense......................

brb ima redo my bio

white girl = white glue.........

ehehe-purple glue

the best kind UNGH

.

eh

...

...

Hi guys I have some news

DOGGO

wassup james

whats the news

mrp

mrp?

what the news james?

did ethan lose his arms this time?

If you guys haven't heard yet, Ethan is going to be out for a while or just a few days, he got really messed up and he got admitted to a mental hospital last night.

ETHANNN

SMH WHATD U DO THIS TIME

WHAT

FUCK.

oh no

OML poor guy.

I've almost been there

oh

not fun

other ethan

send him by best regards

mbmb

COUGH OMG POOR INGENIOUS

WAIT I DID NOT

HAVE BEST REGARDS THERE IT is not fun. GET OUT SOON , FREE ETHAN!

I'm putting that in my bio

..................

#FREE_ETHAN

pyscho ass smh smh

SUGAR BEAR!?

ew

wade

Yeah long story, he got caught doing… things. That’s all I can tell you

Ew a slut

suicidal shit

thats you

Drugs, sex, rape, abuse, arson?

?

YOOOOOOO wsg

Ew a femboy with mommy issues

not the time rapboat

RapBoat Wsg!

Eh basically

Fym??

Sup WADE

don't start that shit.

ic

ETHAN STFU

I think Cosmo still owes you a rap battle

I WAS ASKING

DUMB FUCK

i owe him nothing

better be :)

It’s been MONTHS

You don’t know how to hold a fucking deal

oh, i do

tbh get well soon ingenious

read my bio now

u didn't stand up to the deal

You owe me TWO rap battles, since i made TWO apologies

lol poor Madi has moderator in her bio but big Daddy Matt hasn’t modded her yet

no i don't

both ur apologies were shit

#FREEINGENIOUS/ETHAN

Poor wade hasnt been modded yet even though he got demodded

My apologies were WORKS of ART

dang

crazy

But I’m not a mod, YOu are

You’re just SCARED and INTIMIDATED because i spit bars, and you can’t even spit cafes

ChatGPT is a work or art fr

no one likes u

Geez my typing is having a seizure

i can calculate the velocity of my spit

104 people like me actually, especially your boyfriend

cough*

aww man i wish everyone liked me

ur cool

EXCUSE ME

nu uh

DADDY

I would have to fucking RAPE ChatGPT if i wanted it to spit something like that

uh-oh it Jake.....

IS THERE A “WADE” HERE

WHO HAPPENS TO BE BEING AN ASS

No but there’s a Rorschach

hi jake

nah bcuz can y'all get me too 111 followers pls!!!!!

Stop fucking spamming Ethan

no

I have an ass

I'm not

dumbass

omg i will follow u ethan\

are too

I'm deleting my other ones

dumbass

dumbass

dumbass

dumbass

dumbass

dumbass

dumbass

dumbass

dumbass

dumbass

SHUT UP

dumbass

dumbass

dumbass

dumbass

Madi dumbass

there i jus followed u

dumbass

dumbass

dumbass

ty

L madi

dumbass

huh

madi dumbass

ETHAN U BROKE IT YOU FASCIST

stfu rapboat

hi amy

not too much

who

WYM

HAI AMMY BBG

hi

MADI was the one who broke it

WYM WADE??????????!?!!?!?

broke what

OH FUCK OFF

the dumbass code

what

OH WAIT SHIT MB DADDY

smh

what code

Salutations

lmao

MY BAD DADDY

its okay <3

IM SRRYY

what are you guys on about

u got no daddy

I have 4, all in my acceptance speech

wsg Δεαδποολ

dumb shi

Find the odd one out

Women☕️

real

κ

men

welp

HRU u all today

bad

horrible

Vewy gud

but i cover it up 😥😥

Ew light mode

“uwu 👉👈” type shit

This isn’t fucking DISCORD

uwu~

real

It’s a WEBSITE ffs

fr

I want it to match everything else

oh

crazy wade furry

I switched to dark mode since people kept breaking my balls abt it

well ima leave cuz all yall do is ignore me

bye

…okay

bye

Bye Caley

u never had balls to break to begin with

bru

Okay(?)

who likes W Spotify transitions? --> www.youtube.com/shorts/S7Hn6E8ON14

Jake gave me ass and ball cancer and you gave me el cancer

My profile picture looks like salmon.

Don’t tell me you’re one of those nerds who uses Dark Mode for the entire internet…

um, i never got to give u aids

I just use it for this

i am

bro, whats wrong with dark mode

I am

and i am a nerd

Oooh u gave me aids mb, Toast gave me El Cancer

Dude the internet was MADE for light mode

hi jake

Soup

That’s racist

..no?

It’s WAY EASIER to read black letters on white then vice versa

lol i remember that

no?

wild

yeah, no

Hear me out: Segregation

yes

Look it just feels more NATURAL

we love segregation

Yeah we need to segregrate Leo and Kris from this site

um, no

I got a joke I found somewhere, what would Martin Luther King be if he was white?

Guess whos eating a chocalate muffin

hitler

Alive.

Martin Luther God

sum special kid js said bring the tazer.....and sheriff

Lmao

I'm ded

hitler

Hugh Jackman

Yes, and am I a nerd?

When are you gonna settle on a fucking avatar?

what u say abt me?

German Batman

It just doesn’t make any sense to use DARK MODE for the entire fucking wide world of web

batman Hitler BITCH

Like why would you want all that darkness in front of you

dark mode is better for the eyes.

i fucked your mom real passionate last night

and i helped

no

you didnt

you weren’t there

Yes

People who use DARK MODE:

it was just me and ethan’s hot bbl mom

bro......

No

real

u don't know that

yeah i do

dumbass

u can't be talking

I FUCKING CAN

ur the dumbass

I USE LIGHTMODE

his mom had ass

(Sorry) RapBoat when somebody has a different opinion

U WEIRDOS W DARK

W

YUH

Some people have just plain WRONG opinions

no need to be sorry

Cool

I only use it for this site and wje crew

For instance, Leo when she gushes about how BTS is literally a legion of heaven-sent angels

I do not want to start a meme war thing as apparently that is not allowed

no opinion is wrong. except for people who use lightmode

pfft...

And rap is your life.

Damn right!!!!

hes not even a rapper

Of COURSE i am

And that is any better? How so?

he just uses shitty html editing and photoshop

What is YOUR passion??? I bet you unironically listen to Fransesca Battistelli

Cosmo do you want to see an insect that was stuck on my door for probably over three months?

Even worse that that :)

Du alle use dark mode ja?

hallo!

KURT UR ALIVEEE?

Hallo!

BRO DROP A NEW NIRVANA ALBUM

AYE

Ich bin ethan!

SCHEISSE NEIN

Ja

What is that language?

Ich lerne derzeit Deutsch mit Duolingo

Es freut mich, Sie kennenzulernen Ethan!

Kurt and Arik NEED to have a rap battle

Duolingo is very good

As is your English :£

*:)

Kurt would probably say “My bars are straight GAS” and Arik would say “I’ll genocide your rap career”

Schön, dich auch kennenzulernen, bist du auf schlechtewitze?

Ja

Tf is a bar?

I’m talking about RAP

Bars as in rap disses

Tf is a rap bar?

A line in the song

KURT COCAINE

Kurt: “Yo, my bars are straight gas, yours are just ass, time to feel my power, you stink, you need a shower, you gonna feel pain, just hop on the train”

kurt?

Dave Strider makes my wee wee tingle

Ja

You’re a funny man

Jake is not funny

So theatrical!

trust me lmao

Kurt Cobain?

whos kurt

Run cosmo, RUUUUUNNNNNN

shalom

mazal tov!

ty lavi

what magnitude and direction

how was ur bat mitzvah

Uhhhhh… polandwards??

mrow

buddy, thats a direction. what magnitude

hi leo

furry?

This may be a stupid question, but what the fuck is a magnitude?

no i just like cats lmaooo

Leo's school day last 8.5 hrs

Furries are weird ja?

oh

ja

𓀐𓂸𓀐𓂸

oh crap. i think i got cambridge testing today

in my school its like 8:00-16:00 and then you stay after for studying

maybe get educated and find out?

you wanna go to cambridge?

Bro cosmo you’re literally just an ALBERT EINSTEIN wannabe

no. i don't want to marry my cousins

im stalking

no. my school does some things with cambridge

Hah that’s good

𓀐𓂸𓀐𓂸

𓀐𓂸𓀐𓂸

𓀐𓂸𓀐𓂸

𓀐𓂸𓀐𓂸

𓀐𓂸𓀐𓂸

𓀐𓂸𓀐𓂸

Albert Einstein marries one of his cousins?

how

.

thats so fun

yup

W-Why the fuck do these emojis exist

Human Centipede?

ifk

all smart people do 🤓

idfk

sweet home alabama

theyre heiroglyphics

𓀐𓂸𓀐𓂸

𓀐𓂸𓀐𓂸

𓀐𓂸𓀐𓂸

𓀐𓂸𓀐𓂸

𓀐𓂸𓀐𓂸

𓀐𓂸𓀐𓂸

𓀐𓂸𓀐𓂸

𓀐𓂸𓀐𓂸

𓀐𓂸𓀐𓂸

𓀐𓂸𓀐𓂸

𓀐𓂸𓀐𓂸

𓀐𓂸𓀐𓂸

𓀐𓂸𓀐𓂸

𓀐𓂸𓀐𓂸

my great great grandpa married his cousin

...

very meow

inbred

..no

Incest baby

they can be

𓀐𓂸ඞ𓀐𓂸ඞ

www.youtube.com/shorts/pJTnSmuqsbk

real

That explains leo’s brain DEFORMITIES, which in turn explains why she’s a KPOP STAN

pfft

crazy

but what is the reason that ur so sped?

K-POP?

amy ur winning the horniest on wje poll

You mean “speed??” I’m not sped, but I Am Speed⚡️🚗

i like molesting and kidnapping autistic children

u have a magnitude but no direction

LEO --> www.youtube.com/shorts/OFa90IcV47Y

Kris is the horniest, bro literally wrote a 500 page story about being raped in an orgy

if ur a person ik pretending I recomend you stop

due to an ip address ban

Didn’t matter if she wins this time, I won the original and final Horndog poll

will continue onto ur acc not allowing you too type

*doednt

But then I’LL get banned…

rap

the fake acc

^

rapboat is rapboat confirmed?

what

unless that is ur acc

I know but still

He’s still part of the RapBoat fam yfm?

OML GUYS LOOK IM BEING FR ITS LEO I FOUND HER

www.youtube.com/shorts/XG41s1dDDO4

Damn this place died