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π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

NOW

um

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

Yes , get into the trunk

okay

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

wheres jakeyy

RIGHT HERE

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

Hiii <333

hi madi

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

DRIVES car into lake

*jake

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

drown a Jake in a lake / while watching me bake / listening to Drake / watching snow flakes

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMNNN FIREEEEE

He came on, roasted Shy, then dipped

Guys what if I’m actually Alastor and nobody knows

Jake ツ

Guys what if I’m actually Alastor and nobody knows

U mean ALL ASS STORE

BRB kids got lunch, don’t rape Jake till I get back

Wade ツ

BRB kids got lunch, don’t rape Jake till I get back

Aww! I wanted to rape Jake!

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

jake

Yes baby?

π‘Ίπ’π’†π’†π’‘π’š π’Œπ’Šπ’•π’•π’š ᑣ𐭩

no

shut your bitch ass up hoe

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

CAN IIIIIIII

can i what

π‘Ίπ’π’†π’†π’‘π’š π’Œπ’Šπ’•π’•π’š ᑣ𐭩

I ain't even gonna bother

because your a hoe huh??

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

peg jake fr

Whore

π‘Ίπ’π’†π’†π’‘π’š π’Œπ’Šπ’•π’•π’š ᑣ𐭩

DADDY MALL

HIIIIII

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

rude

That’s what you call me

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

HI MALL <3

HI MADIIIII <3

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

what have I missed

nothing lolll

π‘Ίπ’π’†π’†π’‘π’š π’Œπ’Šπ’•π’•π’š ᑣ𐭩

HIHIHII

HELLOHELLOHELLOHELLO

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

HRU GIRLLL <333

ABSOLUTELY FUCKIN EXHAUSTED LMAO HBU <333333

β™’ Shy Dragon β™’

An ant! Are you a strong ant?

I can lift 26 times my wight, does that count as strong?

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

GIRL SAME LMFAO IM DYING

Yeah I sure tired you out last night huh 😏

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

I js ate last bag of chips.......

bruhhhhh

Jake ツ

Yeah I sure tired you out last night huh 😏

jesus christ

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

GIRL SAME LMFAO IM DYING

I FELL ASLEEP AT 11 ND WOKE UP AT 3:30 ND COULDNT FALL BACK ASLEEP SO I WENT ND TOOK A SHOWER AT 4:45 THEN WATCHED YT TIL 6:45 ND THEN GOT READY FOR SCHOOL ND SHIT

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

YKW THT SOUNDS FUN NGL CAUSE ITS LIKE EARLY AND EVERYONES QUIET

I FELT AMAZING UNTIL LUNCHTIME ND THEN I FELT OVERTIRED ND DELIRIOUS ND NOW IM TIRED ND ANNOYED LMAO

Mal did you hear flappy came out as autistic

π‘Ίπ’π’†π’†π’‘π’š π’Œπ’Šπ’•π’•π’š ᑣ𐭩

Why are you attacking me?

cuz u ugly af

Jake ツ

Mal did you hear flappy came out as autistic

ok.

Jake ツ

Mal did you hear flappy came out as autistic

woahhhh

Daniβ™‘

cuz u ugly af

no she’s not don’t be mean

π‘Ίπ’π’†π’†π’‘π’š π’Œπ’Šπ’•π’•π’š ᑣ𐭩

its kinda funny tbh

ok

π‘Ίπ’π’†π’†π’‘π’š π’Œπ’Šπ’•π’•π’š ᑣ𐭩

its kinda funny tbh

your face is funny too

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

dont say that to dani

sorry

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π‘Ίπ’π’†π’†π’‘π’š π’Œπ’Šπ’•π’•π’š ᑣ𐭩

Tyy

autistic lookin ass

π‘Ίπ’π’†π’†π’‘π’š π’Œπ’Šπ’•π’•π’š ᑣ𐭩

when can u check doc

fuck off hoe

Does anybody want corpse flavoured popcorn? It’s naturally flavoured! No added nasties, unless you count viscera which would be ridiculous!

π‘Ίπ’π’†π’†π’‘π’š π’Œπ’Šπ’•π’•π’š ᑣ𐭩

Well, move on. You attack someone new every day.

Oooh

π‘Ίπ’π’†π’†π’‘π’š π’Œπ’Šπ’•π’•π’š ᑣ𐭩

Ethan

go find your autistic bf back at KFC

β™’ Shy Dragon β™’

Does anybody want corpse flavoured popcorn? It’s naturally flavoured! No added nasties, unless you count viscera which would be ridiculous!

^

β™’ Shy Dragon β™’

Does anybody want corpse flavoured popcorn? It’s naturally flavoured! No added nasties, unless you count viscera which would be ridiculous!

can i get it but like..caffeinated?

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π‘Ίπ’π’†π’†π’‘π’š π’Œπ’Šπ’•π’•π’š ᑣ𐭩

he's at school

is he redoing 6 grade again for the 8th time

mal..πŸ¦†

can i get it but like..caffeinated?

Of course!! What flavour and what amount? What caffeine?

β™’ Shy Dragon β™’

Of course!! What flavour and what amount? What caffeine?

all the flavour nd alll the popcorn nd all the caffeine

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

dani>?

yesss

β™’ Shy Dragon β™’

Does anybody want corpse flavoured popcorn? It’s naturally flavoured! No added nasties, unless you count viscera which would be ridiculous!

uh

she like to argue so i sent the bitch to law school

Toast ツ

she like to argue so i sent the bitch to law school

terrible opener

Ξ‘my ツ

hi flappt

hiiiiii

Ξ‘my ツ

terrible opener

its mid song

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

I'm so confused tbh

you always are ethan

π‘Ίπ’π’†π’†π’‘π’š π’Œπ’Šπ’•π’•π’š ᑣ𐭩

What happens?

its from a ssng

mal..πŸ¦†

flappy

mal

π‘Ίπ’π’†π’†π’‘π’š π’Œπ’Šπ’•π’•π’š ᑣ𐭩

What happens?

it’s a song

mal..πŸ¦†

wanna know how tired i am

yes

Flappy.

yes

at school liam nd i were doing our work together nd like hed say smth that was like kinda funny but not like RLLY funny but id start crying laughing nd then id stop laughing nd j be crying over how tired i am

β™’ Shy Dragon β™’

we can negotiate

ill give you the blood of my enemies

π‘Ίπ’π’†π’†π’‘π’š π’Œπ’Šπ’•π’•π’š ᑣ𐭩

Well anyway, hello my child.

stfu u furry

he left your ass just like your dad

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

my computer got water on it restarting computer brb

okay lmaooo

mal..πŸ¦†

at school liam nd i were doing our work together nd like hed say smth that was like kinda funny but not like RLLY funny but id start crying laughing nd then id stop laughing nd j be crying over how tired i am

awww

π‘Ίπ’π’†π’†π’‘π’š π’Œπ’Šπ’•π’•π’š ᑣ𐭩

I live with my dad

yall be fucking........ wild

Flappy.

awww

nd then liam had to go do smth so i literally fell asleep nd then i dropped my pen nd it was loud nd it scared me so i woke up

π‘Ίπ’π’†π’†π’‘π’š π’Œπ’Šπ’•π’•π’š ᑣ𐭩

can we talk later?

sure

π‘Ίπ’π’†π’†π’‘π’š π’Œπ’Šπ’•π’•π’š ᑣ𐭩

I'ma js ignore.. this.

just like how your so call dad ignores you

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

MALLY CMERE

<33333

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

HEY GIRLLL <333

HIIIIIIIIIIIIII

π‘Ίπ’π’†π’†π’‘π’š π’Œπ’Šπ’•π’•π’š ᑣ𐭩

when can u be on quotev?

uh..pretty much any time

π‘Ίπ’π’†π’†π’‘π’š π’Œπ’Šπ’•π’•π’š ᑣ𐭩

Can you msg me rn?

yeah

YEAH MADI ID HATE TO BE LIKE YOU LIKE UGH

YOURE SO TOXIC ND BAD ND FULL OF YOURSELF ND YOU RUIN EVERYTHING

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

WELL TO BAD

TOO

π‘Ίπ’π’†π’†π’‘π’š π’Œπ’Šπ’•π’•π’š ᑣ𐭩

msg me

stfu up bro she is busy

DO I NEEDA ADD THAT TO YOUR SUPER LONG LIST OF TERRIBLE QUALITIES

π‘Ίπ’π’†π’†π’‘π’š π’Œπ’Šπ’•π’•π’š ᑣ𐭩

yeah. That's why she msgd me

good for u, is that the only friend u have ??

π‘Ίπ’π’†π’†π’‘π’š π’Œπ’Šπ’•π’•π’š ᑣ𐭩

Nope.

who else your dad

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

HOW COULD U MAL UGH

I DIDNT NO NOTHIN

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

DESTROYED JAKE

What

JAKE IS A TERRIBLE PERSON ND ITS ALL YOUR FAULT

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MADI YOU NEED TO STOP BEING SUCH A MEANIE BUTT PANTS

CosmoIogist interntobe

thats madi's line

nuh uh i can be evil too

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

smh work sucks

I know

mal..πŸ¦†

nuh uh i can be evil too

u don't exactly give off an evil vibe...

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

smh work sucks

frrrr

CosmoIogist interntobe

u don't exactly give off an evil vibe...

ik i j like doing an evil laugh cus its fun

Jake ツ

CARRY ME HOME

NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA

NOBODY IS GETTING MY BLINK 182 REFERENCE

Jake ツ

NOBODY IS GETTING MY BLINK 182 REFERENCE

HEY I DID

Jake ツ

NOBODY IS GETTING MY BLINK 182 REFERENCE

..........

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

weezer references honey <3

I wonder how you touch yourself

Please daddy, please daddy, pump it up into me

MUAHAHAHA QUESTIONABLE WEEZER LYRICS

Jake ツ

Please daddy, please daddy, pump it up into me

Can I pump you full of lead? Please? Pretty please??

β™’ Shy Dragon β™’

PREPARE TO BE PUMPED FULL OF LEAD

Uh oh

I’m responsible for the creation and production of a butter flavored lube

Jake ツ

I’m responsible for the creation and production of a butter flavored lube

i'd buy that tbh

Thoughtless

i'd buy that tbh

Exactly

CosmoIogist interntobe

butter me up

and eat me out

β™’ Shy Dragon β™’

YOU ARE IMBECILIC IF YOU ASSUME I WILL CALM DOWN

ur being improper

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π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

HES MINE

NOT ANYMORE

mal..πŸ¦†

JAKE I REPLIED

GRASSY ASS

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

it was TIME.

I DONT WANNA DIEEEE

I SOMETIMES WISH ID NEVER BEEN BORN AT ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

CosmoIogist interntobe

ur being improper

HAHAHA! SUCH PETTY THINGS WILL NOT HAVE ANY EFFECT ON ME, YOU DIDNT EVEN USE PROPER GRAMMAR! I DO NOT CARE ABOUT ME BEING β€œIMPROPER”, THE CORRECT TERM WOULD BE INFORMAL

mal..πŸ¦†

I SOMETIMES WISH ID NEVER BEEN BORN AT ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

#relatable

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NO JAKE DONT RUIN THE SONG

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

DIDNT MEANNNN TO MAKE YOU CRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

IF IM NOT BACK AGAIN THIS TIME TOMORROWWWWWWw

mal..πŸ¦†

IF IM NOT BACK AGAIN THIS TIME TOMORROWWWWWWw

CARRY ONNNNNNNNNNN, CARRY ONNNNNNNNNNNNNN

szert57f866666666666666666iydguzEevhcgfxdztxyfhcgjmb fxhydztrf

Jake ツ

CARRY ONNNNNNNNNNN, CARRY ONNNNNNNNNNNNNN

AS IF NOTHIN RLLY MATTERSSS

GOTTA LEAVE YOU ALL BEHIND ND FACE THE TRUTHHHHHH

I SOMETIMES WISH ID NEVER BEEN BORN AT ALLLLLLLLLLL

mal..πŸ¦†

BODY'S ACHIN ALL THE TIMEEEE

relatable

Jake ツ

relatable

that whole song hits hard tbh

CosmoIogist interntobe

it 100% not. completely different speech pattern

do you have any idea how easy that is to fake

CosmoIogist interntobe

it 100% not. completely different speech pattern

el pretended to speak SPANISH, she dont fukin care

I've had like 5 alts on consistently and nobody knew they were me

she said she was a 15 yo single hs gal

Jake ツ

do you have any idea how easy that is to fake

For real, I could talk like this on an alt account and it would be hard to connect the speech patterns purely because of the capitals and punctuation.

mal..πŸ¦†

For real, I could talk like this on an alt account and it would be hard to connect the speech patterns purely because of the capitals and punctuation.

exactly, i have my suspisions

Thoughtless I know you in real life and you gave me this site. Why?

ant boy

Thoughtless I know you in real life and you gave me this site. Why?

Oh so you’re that Thoughtless’s friend guy

I got this site off of you dumbass

β™’ Shy Dragon β™’

Oh so you’re that Thoughtless’s friend guy

no

Thoughtless I'm sitting two feet away from you

ant boy

I got this site off of you dumbass

then say the first letter of his name

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At a god damn D&D club session

CosmoIogist interntobe

then say the first letter of his name

my name has been doxxed many times

ant boy

At a god damn D&D club session

Dicks & Dumbasses

Jake ツ

Dicks & Dumbasses

dicks in dumbasses

ant boy

It's Barron stupid

thoughtless why'd you give him the link

Heroin Monkey

thoughtless why'd you give him the link

idk him

ant boy

COLM YOU KNOW ME

woah woah woah no name leaking

CosmoIogist interntobe

do u know him

my name has already been leaked by opal

Heroin Monkey

woah woah woah no name leaking

dawg who names their children colm and barron

Jake ツ

dawg who names their children colm and barron

idk

β™’ Shy Dragon β™’

Holy shit that sucks man

wow

ant boy

🍿

Barron is this actually you

opalllllllll

GUYS THIS IS ACTUALLY ME

BS

dont believe that fake opal acc

I got it and it's funny AF

Tech Bruh

dont believe that fake opal acc

Shut up thoughtless

ant boy

I got it and it's funny AF

DO NOT TELL A SOUL ABOUT THE SITE

I have way to much BS about Opal

argument between 2 fake opal accounts is crazy

ant boy

I have way to much BS about Opal

Wdym

Heroin Monkey

argument between 2 fake opal accounts is crazy

im real but I got banned

Thoughtless has some storys

opalllllllll

Because i almost leaked wades face

I messaged you on wje crew respond if ur actually opal

opalllllllll

im real but I got banned

why?

ant boy

Thoughtless has some storys

Barron get a normal pfp

CosmoIogist interntobe

she threatened to dox wades face

i wasn’t actually going to

it was just the pic of the rat with glasses

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

https://neal.fun/infinite-craft/

w game

Thoughtless tricked me

No I was on BP before i found this site

opalllllllll

No I was on BP before i found this site

Whom are you? (I’m sorry I missed stuff)

And Heroin can confirm I'm not from BP

CosmoIogist interntobe

so u were the first immigrant to wje from bp?

No PERC showed me this site

ant boy

And Heroin can confirm I'm not from BP

u know who I am thoughtless told you

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I have a joke for everyone

CosmoIogist interntobe

yeah, british petroleum sucks. switch to electic

I love the smell of diesel fumes

β™’ Shy Dragon β™’

Me too

isnt that what they use in the UK

CosmoIogist interntobe

bp stands for british petroluem and bored panda and whatever

Baptised pizza

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β™’ Shy Dragon β™’

I forgot (it’s nighttime okay?)

Lol all good

β™’ Shy Dragon β™’

I forgot (it’s nighttime okay?)

Lol all good

How many meanings of BP are there?

ant boy

How many meanings of BP are there?

infinite

My spanish teacher is showing us a video of a guinea pig being cooked and it looked like a pussy for a sec

Jake ツ

My spanish teacher is showing us a video of a guinea pig being cooked and it looked like a pussy for a sec

YAY

Jake ツ

My spanish teacher is showing us a video of a guinea pig being cooked and it looked like a pussy for a sec

bro got hard to a dying guinea pig

Jake ツ

I think I actually got softer

oh yeah cus it wasn't a dick

now if it had looked like a dick you would've gotten hard

Jake ツ

my dick started to invert itself

you DO have a pussy, madi IS a lesbian

Jake ツ

my dick started to invert itself

How to become Trans in one easy step

Jake ツ

why are you like this

sigma skibidi rizzler

CosmoIogist interntobe

its not el confirmed

how?

CosmoIogist interntobe

do u even know who el is

he doesnt

Nope but Thoughtless told me they went to Britain

Thoughtless

el killed herself tho

no she didn't shes right here with us

but still, shes fuked in the head'

CosmoIogist interntobe

she bluffed

obviosly

Thoughtless

but still, shes fuked in the head'

for coming in this site at 11 hears old

I just not going to comment

CosmoIogist interntobe

i like apache attack helicopters

I identify as metal pipe falling

ant boy

If you can do it

bro is like dagger but only to thoughtless

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

I identify as a dodge challenger hellcat with bloody vinvlys originally painted gloss whit

car guys are just horse girls that's why you and dani are together

He tried to ruin me as soon as I joined despite being my friend IRL

weddfrtgghyujjjjkiioooolk,mnbvcdsertyuikl,m

Thoughtless

ohhhhhhh yeeeeeeeeeessssss

Thoughtless I'm sitting two feet away from you your not banging

Oh wait wrong account.

W

D

Dd

Eh

J

K

Heroin Monkey

Now that's a good flavor

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