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who is u stalker?

It’s me Jake

ello

Wsg bbg

bro someone made fake acc on me

Who

worstjokesever.com/@lmwithstupid

them.

fucking bitches.

lol they were banned fast

i alr banned em.

Smart

can't belive ppls thought it was me

Yea that stupid

Just check the followers

wsp

mhm

im popular frfr

.......

dang

Bro I can’t change my name to Wade

put it as

Apparently the username is not available

I’ll use a blank space

https://gist.github.com/StevenACoffman/a5f6f682d94e38ed804182dc2693ed4b

js use this

𝓦𝓪𝓭𝓮

or this...

𝓦𝓪𝓭𝓮

it has unicode look alikes

𝓦𝓪𝓭𝓮

𝓦𝓪𝓭𝓮𝓦𝓪𝓭𝓮𝓦𝓪𝓭𝓮

𝓦𝓪𝓭𝓮𝓦𝓪𝓭𝓮

𝓦𝓪𝓭𝓮

use this frfr

https://lingojam.com/FancyTextGenerator

Wadе

use this ^^^

rip chat frfr

Bet

WWWW

OH DAMN ITS A BLACK ME

..........\

BAHAHA

I have no rights!

Yo Black Me can I have infinite N word passes?

For sure!

Thanks daddy!

pls me

BAHAHAHA

i want pass

ME PLS PASS

liek wat

Like>?

im with stupid?

Spit on your hand and stroke my BBC at a medium pace

uhhh

ashton?

Eathen

dat is very gay

is tht real u ?

yep

can i do sum ting else?

its been a while

how ya been

yup

i been getting help

Wade

you know

wade meet ashton!

no

ashton meet wade!

dont

Wsp former child toucher!

:skull

sry

and here we go again

Let it crust the next time you wipe, and then cover this crust over fried chicken and feed it to me

hi

SO ashton

y is pedo here

what

are u finally coming back to this site?

no

so shit crust KFC?

Oi , yall he is chilll now

wont be here long

why?

i like your name wade

Yes, nigga

I mean, I got no clue who u are, only have heard what you’ve done but like..idrc so ur fine with me bruv

well did u wanna tell me sum ?

not rlly

just came to see whats going on

oH

how many feilds do u hav

so like its crazy lol

yup

eathen

getting worse and worse

yeah?

And I love big booty latinas

are you on uwu

yes

Based

im on a 2nd acc

name

"Bounce that ass now catch it"

wat dafuq

aka IM WITH STUPID IM BACK BITCHES

thts my acc name

Facts

black wade is goofy

text me

cant

its ashton parkes

📸

for 2 months

i cant

why

probation

on the site

I finna finga yo booty hole!

yeah im not allowed yet

why

barely can go on here

gay

I'm wearing socks

I told you , im on probation bro

It doesn't make it gay

why

oh make sense

YES

" i made a terrositic threat apparently"

oh

yep.

smh smh

danm

lol

Everybody follow me or you won't have fried chicken for the rest of your life

no

Watermelon and purple kool aid

i pick or

Fried Chicken is delicious

ashton and wade arn't mods anymore ashton

only me and jake, wilkins , and stayathome

yuppers

Ashton and Ashton agents mods?

Fully agree

no

Ethan u mean Dagger?

Hello

yes

dagger

nice

^^^

i ment dager

mb

Silly Ethan

dagger and wade arn't mods no more sadly

What a goofy little goober

For now…

well i geuss this my time to go

cya

alr man

TTyl!

nope

Heheh

NOO

JK OBVI LMAOOO

DONT BAN ME DADDY

bye

BYE!

Bye Ashton! Nice meeting u!

bruv he's a pedo

chunke shut it

He seems nice

yeah

evil tactics

he's getting better

that was za most random encounter of ashton

stfu or iwill come to ur class rn

im not even in school

idk

Fuckin' a baddie latina, smackin' her ass for good measures

when u come back

oh

next week

Niice

why u gone?

Send pics

u got oss?

does she have HIV

nuh uh, i'm in NY rn

OHH SHI

lmao

no im not for the last time i went and got help and thats the end of it i dont know why you guys still have to ramble on and on about it its the past and i only want to know the present not the past im done doing what i did so pls stop with all the pedo shit its over and gone i told you i had court bc of all of it

" AYE IM WOLKIN HEWA

Shit, I forgot to check

bruv

Wurd

mb g

cough

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

good its over gj man!

She doesn’t secretly have a dick does she?

SHIT

switch the fuckin topic

Wait I think that might be her clit

SHE DOES!?

Her clit is massive though

soooo ashton is my dog frfrf

Damn that’s crazy

BAHAHAHAA LMAO

then it is a dick

IM HIS MBC

No, I'm wearing socks

(mexican Big C

So even if she is a man, it's not gay

It ain’t gay he wearing socks

alr so if all the drama stops i stay but i here pedo torwards me again i leave

baahahha

I on the other hand am not wearing socks

Fr

Bro I got a smart idea

kissing homies a good night sleep not gay

o , ppls still finna say shit cuz ppls bad

Ashton make an alt under a new name

true !

Then people won’t know it’s u

yeah!!

well i here it again im out

Just don’t make it obvious

mhm!

no to obvi

Not really, we get tons of new people

so

im not going to hide

Or just change the name of that account

"You dirty Jews better follow me or I'll anal probe your ass with fried chicken!" 💀

oi ashton.

whats the point that makes it even worse

ashton do yk dani>>?

Yes, have you done it yet?

dani

yes do yk her.

I js did it

why

pls no booty fuck me wit fried chicken

DO you yes or no.

Good boy

the on on uwu

Good little nigga

Yes.

yes ik here

leave her alone. Ashton.

is that your gf

Will I get banned?

shes my gf.

yes.

Nah

nice

I only have pics of her naked

Oooo

i only talk to her

nah ur good for now wigga wade

i dont do anything else

Blur out the vaggy

we are just friends

im talking to her rn

Ethan Dani wants the pic I got of u

NO!

WADE NO

Found of pic of her, I wanna eat her ass out 👅👅👅

jassy?

/////////\

WHAT THE-

ethan

Ain't she bad?

yeah?

did u see the ss

yes she's bad

yes i did

ty

bad as in terrible

She’s bad

ig

she looks liek jassy

Like a 1 dude

Hello

Onggggg

ethen

yes?

So why cant i talk to her

She has cheese around her labia

js

isk

wym

Alright

dat no gud

well ig i leave

She did say she had a beast infection, something along the lines of that

bye bye

tttyl

u mean yeast?

im not coming back

I think, that bitch kept on barkin' though

she got a yeast infection bruv

What in the black mamba shit is that?

bye

One sec almost got it

every one

search it up bruv

have fun

i dont want dat on my computer

Kk

An infection of beasts!

bye ethan

Got it!

ttyl!

ashton!

what

i have a gooday!

Alr send it now nigga

i wont

It’s too big, one sec

I'm finna rate her 1 out of 10

well have better day

PAUSE

no

why?

i dont like being nice to ppl

rip me frfrf

Does she got that ass tho?

What’s u say? Smash?

0/10

Lemme see

no i said

dani?

The ass matters

Big ass cheeks lemme see

What is that?

why did you say dani

Ion care bout the face, it's just that ass, ya feel me?

wat da hell

nun reason llmao

I feel ya

no proof

Hmm

She kinda flat ngl

white wade?

For that I finna rate her a 5

WHITE WADEEE

She ain't bad tho

wade is za asian

i say yes u can tell dani now smhsmh

her eyes are rlly pretty

Wade are you black?

Nigga, I'm the black wade

MAL

FLAPPY

he not real wade , js random

wade is still wade

Nigga I ain't no random

Facts

I'm Black Wade

WADE

u can tel dani in uwu ig

Ong you my homie fr

What?

Wait why

pls

Facts bro

K I will

I'M THE BLACK WADE NIGGA, DAMN!

Why are you black? Did toast try to make you the same as him and burn you?

( shy dragon

nigga wade is diff person

Yes?

Probably, Ion know how the fuck I was born

Alien type shi

Mhm?

lmao

Yes fuckin' sir!

Your parents wanted a black marker and bought the wrong thing at the shop

Perfect duo

Facts

lmao

WAIT WADE U GOTA CHANGE UR NAME

WHITE WADE & NIGGA WADE

Felt tip marker wade

Gotta wait 24 hours lol

wade is asian tho

rip

so he jackie chan

White and Asian

is autism weird?

ching chong wade

eh

Wait what

two wongs dont make a white

adhd autist is weird , ur not ig

COOL

I’m basically Jackie Chan and Ryan a Reynolds at the same time

wait I’m not lol

nah

You think I am 😂?

UhhHHHHH

^^^

Ok what does that mean I’ve wanted to ask that for ages

i thought tht ment u were mb lol

Alr niggas, Ima head out, cya niggas on the flip side!

drawing attention to a previous comment

vagina

Cya bro!

Ohh ok ty

See you burnt marker!

alr lmao

now ik nigga wade is from my school.

Wait really?

yes , he js left right when my bell rang.

N Wade is a black marker mjstake

Or toast wanted to make Wade “ONE OF US” but burnt him and made n wade (he burnt the toast)

lol

Lol

I’ve always wanted a black friend

im good with investigations

No.

best lgbt hands down

YES

NO!

YES WWWWWW

YES!

ITS PERFECT!

Do u like broccoli

BROCCOLI

WWW

ehhh kinda ig?

not my main vegtable i would ea

t

Based duo

i prefer carrots

carrots have like

no flavor

at all

with ranch obvi

i hate ranch.

my brother once somehow made it come outta his nose

i cant eat it now.

lol

he cried rlly loudly

he was like 4

White Wade

oh thats sucj

*sick

Facts

NOPE ABAHAHAHAHHHA

Don’t you just love when you get that feeling?

Oof I’m dirty minded

Same

Ewww ooh?

BAHAHAHAH

rip chat....

I didn’t see that

GOOD.

Say it again

I dare ya

NOPE

NEVER

NOPEEZZZZ

If u don’t ur gay

NAH

U CANT DO THT LAD

NOPE

HELL NAH

I just didn

NO

Ur gay Ethan

UR GAY

THERE

FAG FEST

I DONE

Lol

fuck

bahhahahahahaha

I didn’t get it

Say it again

no

Yea

NO

Do it ur gay

Do it or ur gay

IDC

BRO IDC

IDC

NAAAHAHAHAAHHA

i already saw it

DAMMIT

L WADE FRFRFR

Wasn’t fast enough

its fine bahhahahhahhaa

dani alr seen it........

FUCK

That’s 2 times bro!

WADE FUCK DIS U GETTIN BANNED

bahhahhhahhahhah

I’ve caught u twice!

bahahhahahaha

NOOO DONT BAN ME DADDY

ayoooo

byeeee

I’LL BE GOOD

ILL BE UR BEST FRIEND

NOOO

BAHAHHAAHAHA U THOUGHT

LMAOOOO

BAHAHAHAHA

Ur a meanie

nah

bruh.

Lmao

That’s wild

U want a thigh job from Madi? That’s wild bro

HELL THE FUCK NO.

BAHHAHAHAHAHAH

Should I delete my alts?

Can’t catch me bro🗿

cap

I’m too fast

wade

cap

That’s what she said

wade look in the uwu chat thing

Bet

:

bahhahaa

wade got caught.???//

dANI U CAUGHT WADE?

Nooooo

NOT THE LIGHT MODE

nope

ethan

look in doc

🍿

bruh

Lmao

Never gonna catch me tho🗿

cap

Pac

cap

I’m too fast

lad

redo tht

say it or ur gay

Shit

How dare you use my own tricks against me!

hi guys

AHAH

bruh

wade u do u wanna smash madi.

SAY OR UR GAY

Nah

CAP

he does

RESAY OR U GAY AND HATE GOD.

Too fast for your slow hands

^^

Slow little Ethan don’t got my fast ass trigger fingers

U GAY AND HATE GOD?

WHAT NO

Jesus is a my daddy

DO U WANNA SMASH MADI>

And that’s not even sexual because technically he is

YES OR No

No

ayoooo

ew

RESAY

OR JAIL

AND GAY

I didn’t say nuthin

youre the one who said you wanted a thigh job from dani

Bro I did it 3 times and u can’t get it

Ur slooooooow

i saw it bahhahahhahaa

Lmao

what did wade say

RESAY

I didn’t say nuthin

Tots

OR ELSE

bruh thts not even ss worthy....

RESAY OR I BAN

WHAT DID HE SAY

U wouldn’t DARE

wanna test me?

Yes daddy

ill pull a newly found mod of me?

ban u like amyy?

oh yeah ethan said he wanted a thigh job from dani

U won’t ban me, we’re besties forevsies

no shit sherlock

bahhahahaha. yea i got that one lmaooo

Yo

JAKE

SPIDERMAN

WADE WANNA SMASH MADI

Both

HE SAID IT

HEY

RIGHT DANI?

CAP

NO

PROOF

DANI DID HE?

WHAT

PROOF?

DAY IT?

PROOF?

NAH WE DONT NEED PROOF LAD

WE GOT VOICES

Exactly

2 against 1