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Normal? Bruv none of us are normal

Female humans β˜•οΈ

Never gonna understand β€˜em, always gonna love β€˜em

Dishwashersβ˜•οΈ

you say it’s normal but you gathered all the sped people on here

dishwashing, sandwich making, kitchen living, once a month bleeding, no rights having, now voting, low pay recieving womenβ˜•

Kristianβ€½

dishwashing, sandwich making, kitchen living, once a month bleeding, no rights having, now voting, low pay recieving womenβ˜•

Facts

Ξ±my

you say it’s normal but you gathered all the sped people on here

Well we’re missing Virgo and Mari

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πŸ“Έ

Toast ツ

what on earth is going on

Gay sex

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btw he said exept dani shes mine fr\

Kristianβ€½

whos mari

Autocorrect is a pain in my ass

one time she wrote the n word on her forehead

Guys I just realized that this is the man chat

This is a cootie free chat boys

We have separated ourselves from the feral women.

Delete Amy’s comment

Or make a new chat

I WITTAWLY FOUND OUT THERES MO DAN ONE TYPE OF TOOTIES

Wade XL

Delete Amy’s comment

kys

women are great

WE HAVE BEEN COMPROMISED

we have pussies

and you can stick your dicks into pussies

i’ll give you all head if you let me stay

SAID HE TOUDLNT TATE A NAP WIT SOMEWON TAUSE SE HAD HARPIES

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

.

We have guns, horses, and beer

Toast ツ

hey amy

hey toast how you doin buddy

Wade XL

INTRUDER

(unironically acting like the sped kid rn just wanna let you know this seems a little weird)

Ξ±my

i’ll give you all head if you let me stay

ew im not gay

Ξ±my

i’ll give you all head if you let me stay

stop being horny

Kristianβ€½

ew im not gay

yes you are

2 WOMEN HAVE INVADED OUR SACRED CHAT

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

We were created first....

That’s true

Women were made from men

i saw you with your ryan reynolds body pillow

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

We were created first....

women were

Kris why do you have a body pillow of me?

Kristianβ€½

amy, flappy leave

nuh uh

no we evolved from genderless cells adam and eve werent real

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

Why u got jakes dp?

Vise versa

Heroin Monkey

wade has a ryan reynolds body pillow

I am Ryan Reynolds

Wade XL

I am Ryan Reynolds

nuh uh

Ξ±my

nuh uh

Have you ever seen me and Ryan Reynolds in the same place?

What the fuck is going on

ryan reynolds has the right number of chromosomes, and you do not

Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Wade XL

Have you ever seen me and Ryan Reynolds in the same place?

ryan reynolds is a celebrity

Ingenious

What did I miss

Bitches fighting, Germans fighting, and a manly man chat

your some kid on the border of vancouver and washington

Wade XL

Bitches fighting, Germans fighting, and a manly man chat

woah

Wade XL

Bitches fighting, Germans fighting, and a manly man chat

Damnmnmnm

Kristianβ€½

your some kid on the border of vancouver and washington

Who???

Wade XL

Bitches fighting, Germans fighting, and a manly man chat

madi and emily and amy arent bitches

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

Shhh toast , yk it's true

You said that too loud

Kristianβ€½

they have cooties

stop being sexist actually

guys do you think the word cooties evolved from the word cootchie

Kristianβ€½

guys do you think the word cooties evolved from the word cootchie

yeah

The German guyy

Yes, it's me

Oh ok, been a while

Gamer, it isnβ€˜t really kind to just ignore the other person and try to run away from the discussion

Kristianβ€½

guys do you think the word cooties evolved from the word cootchie

since when it has a t

HuskyPhoenix_647

Gamer, it isnβ€˜t really kind to just ignore the other person and try to run away from the discussion

^

Here we go again! Brace for impact!

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

Bracing!

SUM TING WONG!

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

OH SHITTT GAMER???? I THOGUTH U WAS DIF PERSON

Yes, I am gamer. My old account got banned

toast toast remember ur emo phase you had a few days ago

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

OI IF YALL HAVING REALASHIONSHIP ISSUES GO MAKE A NEW CHAT

Ok

Wade XL

Here we go again! Brace for impact!

Man I'm done with this shit

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

Ohhh

From Matt! Come on, are you really ignoring that?!

BRB gotta go out clothes on

Wade XL

BRB gotta go out clothes on

bye bye

Heroin Monkey
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NOOOOOOOOOO

Flappy.

since when it has a t

i thot it had a t

it does not have a t

whered emily go 😭

Toast ツ

bye bye

It takes 3 seconds to put on underwear dude

Flappy.

whered emily go 😭

I thought u were Emily for like a millisecond

Wade XL

It takes 3 seconds to put on underwear dude

wait a minute

Wade XL

It takes 3 seconds to put on underwear dude

youre wearing tighty whities

Toast ツ

you were naked?

Yes

Toast ツ

without me

Noooo I wasn’t

I’d never be naked without u pookie

thesepeople are weird

is it weird that i can make my eyes vibrate

HuskyPhoenix_647

From Matt! Come on, are you really ignoring that?!

Guys, please. He gets banned by Matt. Why do you not care at all

HuskyPhoenix_647

Guys, please. He gets banned by Matt. Why do you not care at all

im sorry but nobody rlly gives af

mal..πŸ¦†

IM PRETTY GOOD HBU

Great to hear that!

Toast ツ

IM JOLLY

ARE YOU SANTA CLAUS?

Toast ツ

IM JOLLY

I am no longer naked

mal..πŸ¦†

hru?

Pretty good, just got back home from Austria. (I got rejected from art school ;) )

mal..πŸ¦†

ARE YOU SANTA CLAUS?

YESSSSSSSSS

I will let you go now. Matt will ban you in a few days anyway

The German guyy

Pretty good, just got back home from Austria. (I got rejected from art school ;) )

LMAO

The German guyy

Pretty good, just got back home from Austria. (I got rejected from art school ;) )

I was skiing there

mal..πŸ¦†

CAN I HAVE A UNICORN FOR CHRISTMAS

HEY-

mal..πŸ¦†

WHAT

I GET ALL THE UNICORNS

mal..πŸ¦†

CAN I HAVE A UNICORN FOR CHRISTMAS

YESSSSSSS

Can I get a unicorn condom for Christmas?

SANTA TOAST CAN I ALSO GET A PONY FOR CHRISTMAS

mal..πŸ¦†

SANTA TOAST CAN I ALSO GET A PONY FOR CHRISTMAS

YESS

HuskyPhoenix_647

But, just stop stalking on Sw, Gamer!

No... I don't think I will...

CAN I ALSO GET A MILLION BAJILLION DOLLARS

mal..πŸ¦†

CAN I ALSO GET A MILLION BAJILLION DOLLARS

SANTA TOAST

AND MONEY TO BE ABLE TO RENT OUT A WAREHOUSE

All i want for christmas is a new family

Toast ツ

YOUVE BEEN A NAUGHTY BOY

HAVE I BEEN A GOOD GIRL

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Ingenious

All i want for christmas is a new family

home alone type shi

Kristianβ€½

IVE BEEN NAUGHTY SO SPANK ME

Bet

Kristianβ€½

IVE BEEN NAUGHTY SO SPANK ME

stop being horny

Kristianβ€½

IVE BEEN NAUGHTY SO SPANK ME

.

Ingenious

.

I’ll spank you with a slipper BOY.

Kristianβ€½

IVE BEEN NAUGHTY SO SPANK ME

...

Ingenious

Not if i do it first

That’s not possible

mal..πŸ¦†

its getting annoying.

Then stop him from stalking on Sw

*throws 1 million slippers*

The German guyy

No... I don't think I will...

I UNDERSTOOD THAT REFERENCE!!

Ingenious

*throws 1 million slippers*

*dodges them all*

HuskyPhoenix_647

Then stop him from stalking on Sw

Can you shut up with your german bullshit

HuskyPhoenix_647

Then stop him from stalking on Sw

yes cus i can totally do that

if you have a problem w him stalking sw then grow up nd get over it

Wade XL

*dodges them all*

*throws a giant slipper with tnt inside of it8

Ingenious

*throws a giant slipper with tnt inside of it8

*counters it*

mal..πŸ¦†

keep the german drama on sw

FACTS THIS IS WH I DONT WANNA BE ON THE GERMAN WEBSITE

Wade XL

*counters it*

f a i l u r e

mal..πŸ¦†

I MADE SANTA TOAST

MEEEEEE FRRR

Guys it’s been 2 minutes since u last talked why r u saying hi again

Ingenious

FACTS THIS IS WH I DONT WANNA BE ON THE GERMAN WEBSITE

stfu

Heroin Monkey
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And at that moment he knew…he fucked up

HuskyPhoenix_647

stfu

you stfu youre the one causing problems like youre complaining about german guy but you arent being any fucking better like omfg

Heroin Monkey
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…WELP

whats even so good about the german site

Nothing I stalked for a bit

Bro kinda bored ngl no cap skibidi toilet rizz ohio

Heroin Monkey

whats even so good about the german site

nothing/

Why have I been getting so many hate comments from accounts with no pfp

Toast ツ

Why have I been getting so many hate comments from accounts with no pfp

Idk man

Toast ツ

Why have I been getting so many hate comments from accounts with no pfp

Where

mal..πŸ¦†

HI

HI MAL

Toast ツ

Why have I been getting so many hate comments from accounts with no pfp

what the user od

Toast ツ

my shorts

My short about X-Men turned into a full on comment war

The Doxxer

Who should I dox next

Amy

The Doxxer

Who should I dox next

No one

Wade XL

Amy

reallll

Fox The German Guyy

Wade XL

Fox The German Guyy

no ME

I'm so retarded I basically revealed all this shit about me :((((((((

mal..πŸ¦†

you stfu youre the one causing problems like youre complaining about german guy but you arent being any fucking better like omfg

Yep

Ingenious

I'm so retarded I basically revealed all this shit about me :((((((((

your name is ethan li and you live in brooklyn new york youre 5Β΄10 and you hate your parents

The German guyy

Yep

You are still hiding behind your new β€žfriendsβ€œ

mal..πŸ¦†

you stfu youre the one causing problems like youre complaining about german guy but you arent being any fucking better like omfg

By the way, Husky sent that in the chat on SW and told Jule that they dont see the value of SWπŸ˜‚

Heroin Monkey

your name is ethan li and you live in brooklyn new york youre 5Β΄10 and you hate your parents

and youre 17

I want to track him down and ship pizza to his house

HuskyPhoenix_647

You are still hiding behind your new β€žfriendsβ€œ

dude j go away. youre sitting here all pissed that german guy got banned but keeps coming back yet you keep coming back no matter how many times we tell you to shut the absolute fuck up. you mf hypocrite.

Wade XL

I want to track him down and ship pizza to his house

i want pizza

mal..πŸ¦†

dude j go away. youre sitting here all pissed that german guy got banned but keeps coming back yet you keep coming back no matter how many times we tell you to shut the absolute fuck up. you mf hypocrite.

Do I look like I give af about what you say

HuskyPhoenix_647

Do I look like I give af about what you say

nobody gives a fuck about what you say either. youre wasting your time you dumbass.

HuskyPhoenix_647

And I am not pissed, that Gamer got banned

no ik youre not pissed about that. but you seem oddly obsessed w the fact that he got banned but keeps coming back on new accounts. that is what im talking about.

The German guyy

By the way, Husky sent that in the chat on SW and told Jule that they dont see the value of SWπŸ˜‚

And I can't believe it. You are lying again. Husky didn't say that we don't value SW, he said that y'all don't see the value of SW. No matter how hard you try G4M3R, You will always loose. And don't call us traitors. Because you were the one who betrayed yourself. It is the fault of your actions why you got banned and not ours, and we will ban you over and over again, with pleasure.

Cerberus

And I can't believe it. You are lying again. Husky didn't say that we don't value SW, he said that y'all don't see the value of SW. No matter how hard you try G4M3R, You will always loose. And don't call us traitors. Because you were the one who betrayed yourself. It is the fault of your actions why you got banned and not ours, and we will ban you over and over again, with pleasure.

*lose

I’m the diarrhea

Toast ツ

you not even the fart

ice spicr

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U see the song I sent?

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π”‡π”žπ”€π”€π”’π”―

Not yet.

Hell’s Comin’ With Me is your theme song

First there was fire, then there was smoke Then that preacher man was hangin' by a rope Then they all fell to their knees and begged that drifter Begged him please, as he raised his fist before he spoke I am the righteous hand of God And I am the devil that you forgot And I told you one day you will see That I'll be back I guarantee And that hell's coming, hell's coming Hell, hell's coming with me

Wade what music do you even listen to...

Ingenious

Wade what music do you even listen to...

The screams of my enemies.

Ingenious

Wade what music do you even listen to...

he listens to cocomelon music

Heroin Monkey
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Definitely the one on the right

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

" Goo goo ga ga" Nigga.

bro youre white

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

HEROIN MINKEY

what

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Kanye is so crazy bc can you imagine having a song like carnival on the same album with your ten your old daughter

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

"stepbro vs step sis"

Step mom vs step dad

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Ethan is a porn star?

Ethan has an Onlyfans

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Heroin Monkey

bro watched the drake snake video

Bro got a python

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β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

TAHT WAS DANI

the one youre horny for

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That’s crazy

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π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

cough

why did you delete it

One sec lemme restore it

MADIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

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Idk what did it say?

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you said dick larger cum and then deleted it why

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This will always be a mystery

wade if you restore it ill show you a pic of madi

I’ve seen Madi

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

alzimers

um actually

Is she gonna correct ur spellin?

i havent done it in so long

Heroin Monkey

wait whats she gonna do

Correct the spelling I think

Wade XL

Correct the spelling I think

so its spelled altzheimers

Ingenious

What is going on???

Flappy and Madi are having lesbian e-sex and Ethan nutted to Naruto

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

alzimers

Alzheimer's*

Wade XL

Flappy and Madi are having lesbian e-sex and Ethan nutted to Naruto

AWWWW HEEEEEEEEEELLLL NAW

Wade XL

Flappy and Madi are having lesbian e-sex and Ethan nutted to Naruto

um

Ethan don’t deny it

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I didn’t sexualize u

Wade XL

My bad

Your bad

Flappy.

Your bad

Down bad?

Ook wtf why are y'all ganging up on wade

Heroin Monkey
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Chex?

Opal lol

YALL WANNA CALL

I cannot

Ingenious

Ook wtf why are y'all ganging up on wade

calm down

Opal lol

YALL WANNA CALL

I didn’t even see u join the chat

i am a stalker hehehe

Ingenious

Ook wtf why are y'all ganging up on wade

Should joined like 2 months ago

Wade XL

Should joined like 2 months ago

what are you referencing buddy

Opal lol

i am a stalker hehehe

no im a stalker i know where you go to school

i was on omegle just now and this dude asked me weird shit

Ethan into the Ethanverse

Ethan across the Ethanverse

Ethan beyond the Ethanverse

i mean i dont rlly know any of the ethans

Your flight will last..FOREVER.

Heroin Monkey

toast is high

SCREW YOU NO IM NOT

Toast ツ

SCREW YOU NO IM NOT

Stop snorting my drugs

Those are my drugs Toast

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

Hi toasttt hyd buddy?

GOOD

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

You bought them from me , remember tht β™₯

Oh yea

yallllllll im so bored wanna cal

SHUT UP WADE I SHIP YOU WITH MANY PEOPLE ON THIS WEBSITE

jake x wade jake x wade jake x wade jake x wade jake x wade jake x wade jake x wade jake x wade jake x wade jake x wade jake x wade jake x wade jake x wade jake x wade jake x wade jake x wade jake x wade jake x wade

Opal lol

jake x wade jake x wade jake x wade jake x wade jake x wade jake x wade jake x wade jake x wade jake x wade jake x wade jake x wade jake x wade jake x wade jake x wade jake x wade jake x wade jake x wade jake x wade

And Toast and Ethan and other Ethan

nooooo wade x other ethan, wade x chex, wade x rylee, wade x amy

Opal lol

nooooo wade x other ethan, wade x chex, wade x rylee, wade x amy

Heh Chex

Heroin Monkey

rylee actually likes wade

Nah dude she moved on QUICK

Heroin Monkey

rylee actually likes wade

she has a boyfriend

Wade XL

Nah dude she moved on QUICK

i knew it

I made her a valentine’s card for fun and the next day she had a boyfriend

Toast ツ

she has a boyfriend

they had esex once

The new boyfriend also gave her whimper audio apparently

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

To bomb naruto

Stop fucking Naruto

whimper audios are cringe

ETHAN WHAT ABOUT NARUTO

Opal lol

whimper audios are cringe

now hold on a minute...

Opal lol

whimper audios are cringe

She wanted some from me

Opal lol

whimper audios are cringe

how od you know do you listen to them

Heroin Monkey

how od you know do you listen to them

MY FRIEND MADE ME

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

What are those

Exactly what it sounds like dude

the guy in the audio was like

no i hadta listen to bf asmr

Basically Rylee said she’ll be a slut for anyone who sends her whimper audio

So in other words, she wanted me to be her bitch

Wade XL

Basically Rylee said she’ll be a slut for anyone who sends her whimper audio

proof?

oh heeeeeeeeeeellll naw

Kristianβ€½

proof?

Madi said it

Kristianβ€½

hi opie wopie

what the hell

Kristianβ€½

no like i want your whimpering audio

Naaah

im not opal anymore i am

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

So wht is a whimper audio?

Ethan I’m gonna explain it to u slowly so u understand

opal is not my irl name

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Imagine one day Madi just goes β€œEthan send me audio of you moaning and whimpering like a fucking dog”

Opal lol

opal is not my irl name

are you sure

FUCK AUTOCORRECT

Heroin Monkey

are you sure

yes (check uwu rq)

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

What the fuck.

That’s exactly what it is

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

That is fucking cringe.

That’s what she wanted from me

my real name is not opal

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

That is actually the most cringe thing I have ever heard of and to request it to.

I know right?

toast whenever you leave a hate comment, im pleasuring myself to it

And her new boyfriend apparently gave her some

Kristianβ€½

toast whenever you leave a hate comment, im pleasuring myself to it

I'm gonna go

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

I could never do such thing even if God request that shit.

Yep

Toast ツ

I'm gonna go

Nooo

Kristianβ€½

chinese new year, chinese new me

not rcta

Toast ツ

Opal can we talk in uwu?

bet

Kristianβ€½

does anyone play java minecraft?

no

Kristianβ€½

whats rcta

white people on tiktok wanting to be a different race

do yk what song kinda slaps

some dude could come into my house and like

that is who it will be

Bro then just like..fight him off with a metal frying pan

if it was anyone it would be the creepy dudes on omegle who have my ip adress

you have long blonde hair

you wear shorts in the winter

Opal lol

you have long blonde hair

WOAH WOAH WOAH

your brother is thoughtless

Opal lol

you have long blonde hair

you have short black hair

Heroin Monkey

you have short black hair

ITS NOT BLACK

https://kmeet.infomaniak.com/jidtvxxwilphannw

https://kmeet.infomaniak.com/jidtvxxwilphannw

plzzpzplzplzplzplzpzlplzplzpzplzp

ETHAN FUCKING JOIN THE CALL

Opal lol

awwww :(((

No headphones

And parents home

due to personal reasons i will now be making microwave noises for the next 3-5 buisness days

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