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HERES THE PLAN

WE USE A SHIT TON OF SACRIFICIAL JUGGALOS

STATIONED IN ASH NEVADA

WE LURE THE HOLOCAUST GROUP

meow

<3

TO ASH NEVADA

AND BLOW THEM UP

*ASS, NEVADA

BARK

No

https://chng.it/2Vq592rt2m

hello chat

Hello

JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE ITS A PETITION

https://chng.it/fJ4zWV2zMQ

I SIGNED

ITS NOT SHOWING UP THOUGH NOOOO

NOW EVERYBODY ELSE SIGNED

I ALSO POSTED ON UWU ABOUT IT

No :/

hi

Wtf why?

cause idk what it is

Yeah. I’m not signing.

lemme read it

SIGN THE PETTION https://chng.it/fJ4zWV2zMQ

wtf

why do i care for this badn?

band

We don’t

ok i signed it

meow

Dude just sign it it won’t killl you but it helps us

Thank you

heyyy

I’m not signing it

SIGN IT https://chng.it/fJ4zWV2zMQ

naur

Why Jake did it?

ok i will sign it later

i signed it

cat

CUTEE

why is live action dora such a baddie

Cute cat

AWEEEEEEE KITTY

THANK YOU

Stop making me look at hot women

never

i love hot women

side eye

:)

and their big, round, perky…eyes

is what i love

TITS

FUCKIN LIAR

NUH UH

EYES ARENT PERKY

ONLY TITTIES

their big, giant…eyes

THATS CALLED DOE EYES

This cat has big eyes

STOP STARING AT THE TITS AMY

BUT I LOVE THE TITS

I MEAN EYES

TITS

gay ass profile smh

i love the eyes *cough* tits *cough* and the personality *cough* tits *cough*

*COUGH*

AMY STOP BEING GAY

YEAH AMY

man i got something stuck in my throat fr

Hi Babbyy <333

prob all those tits

I look at the face first

Hi princess <4

wish i had robert downey jr stuck in my throat

FUCK

IUHVIUHDBUI

<3

HAHAAH

<4

<444

yeah the face *cough* tits *cough cough*

No, the face.

that’s what i said

gay

GAY

No coughing

#GAYAMY

WAIT YOU CAN DEEPTHRAOT TOTS

I like ppl w both tits n dicks

CAN YOI DEEPTHROAY TITS

YUP

Why would you say yes?

That’s gonna make it worse

bc its true tho

I know

hey ferb, i know what we’re doing today!

actually i didnt know i was just saying yes

how tf would that work-

LIAR

YOU JUST SUCK THEM EXTRA HARD

I like ppl with both tits n dick

like do u just bite the tittie or some shit LIKE HOW

esp big tits

n big dicks as well

stfu

you slurp it like spaghetti-o’s

Please stop.

REAL

Wanna find out

JK JK LMAO

💀

Dear God.

pragerurine

you would do that

💀

I don’t think it’s possible to deepthroat a tit unless it’s like really saggy

skhull emojee

AIUDHAFIH

MINE ARENT SAGGY

i’ll MAKE IT SAGGY

I know ;)

lowkey tho

why

I need holy water.

like bro

TITTIES GET SORE

FR

FROM LITTERALLY ANYTHING

cause women *cough* tits *cough*

especially around shark week

JAKE HOW WOULD U KNOW U DONT HAVE GIANT TITS

especially.

BECAUSE YOU TELL ME ALL THE TIME

Don’t ruin Shark Week for me

jake has man boobs confirmed

oh yeah.

HE DOES

MAN TITTIES

What is shark we— oh

IMA BITE EM

😭

MUST BE COLD OUTSIDE

BITE MY TITTIESSSSSS

OH EW

FHIUFSHFIU THT SOUNDS SO WEIRD

IM WUOTING IT

YEAH SEE

"BITE MY TITTTIESSS MADIIIIIII BITE EMMMM"

AMY NOOOOO

I need to work out my chest more it’s actually not that big

And my shoulders

stop.

Where are the sane people?

now.

your arms.

are big.

THEYRE NOT

and your MAN TITTIES.

ARE PERFECT

NONONONNO

SHUT THE FUCK UP

THEY ARE

NOT AS BIG AS THEY SHOULD BE

BITCH

too late

I WILL SLAP U

WITH A SAPATO

I WILL SLAP YOU

WITH MY HAND

WOMEN BEATER?

what is that

What’s a sapato?

ON YOUR ASS

DOMESTIC ABUSE???(

Zapato

WOMEN BEATTER!!!

Or a chancla

Sandales

changcla

JAKE IS A WOMAN BEATER

Yeah..what’s that?

PUT THT IN THE QUOTE BOOK AMY

my ass

It’s Spanish for shoe

PUT IT NOW

JAKE IS A WOMAN BEATER?

NO

Thank you

" I WILL SLAP U"

THEN WOMEN BEATER

bet

UNDERNEATH

jake has nice hands tho

lowkey id let him hit

DONE

It’s not abuse if it’s consensual

💀💀💀💀

🍑👋

abuse me consensually senpai

ptsd

my aunt

OH GOD

HER PERSONAL TRAINER

THE MESSAGES

NO

VHIUHUDI

👅🍆💦

THENFUCK

NOOOOOOO

okay buddy time for bed

Only if Madi gets to go with me

time to take your sleepy pills

yuh uh

ima jsut steal jakes shit

so he can be like "yo where my hoodies"

madi when she sees jake’s moobs

They can all be yours <333

scratch that smh

Fr

madi when she sees jake’s cock

heheheheheehe

SIHDAIUDHIUFH

heheh

Me when I see Madi

Banama?

BANAMA

AWE <3

Banama

No

Banama

kys

i am a banama

lies

my spoon is too big

madi do be eating jake’s banama

JAKE!

lies

MADI!

HI!

FUCK YOU!

it’s a crime that you ignored this

I LOVE YOU!

<3

DO IT TO ME

angry sex is the best sex

I LOVE YOU MORE!

(i wouldn’t know i’m a virgin)

........thats the most realest shit youve ever fuckin said

woman beater

NO

PLEASE

JAKE

PLS

SPSLPSLSPLSPSLpsLSPLSPSLPSLSPSL

PLEASE

that’s the sound my garbage disposal makes

when i feed it too much

:)

you think i cum in my garbage disposal

?

yes

......stfu

if i had a dick maybe

HAHA

but i don’t think i could lower myself enough

come visit me guys

Where there’s a hole there’s a goal

🤝

bring madi and visit me

i got 3

which one?

SHADHUIDHA

lol its me

i got 4 ha

.......

I got 7

actually i got 12

WHERE THE 4TH ONE COME FROM?

WHATS UP GUYS

WOAH

heyeyeyeyeyeye

Hiii Opal :33

madi you and jake should make out at my basketball game

Well fuck behind the bleachers

yeah

do that

amy dont u hate madi

Amy you give off short vibes how do you play basketball

i don’t

also i’m 5’7

amy is prob liek 4'1

No the fuck you arent

cap your not 5'7

Do i give off short vibes? :3

im 5'5

Shut up right now

bitch you don’t even register on the scale

i’m serious

I AM 5'5.5

STOP BEING FUCKING TALL

AS WOMEN

no stop being a midget amy

i think i might have like a record from my last doctor visit

apparently ill be 5'10

I will ;)

am i still here

yall are short

Jake

you are the shortest

jake is probably like 2'4

Wsg

ong im 5'5

Do I give off short vibes

no

legitimately the only thing lower than your height is your iq

amy you cant be talking bitch

your stupid

GUYS AM I STIL HERE

CAN U SEE MY MESSAGES

YES

OK

*you’re

Good bc im 5'11"

Genna made a post sayings lillys first nd last name nd lilly said she doesn't want it up but genna isn't on to take it down so can you take it down?

ACTUALLY?

Okay

Who is genna

yes

lies

they fat asf

smh

im 5'5

who

small ass hands too

i feel like madi is like 5'10 and jake is like 5'5

I'll probably me 6 feet which makes me sad I wanna be little n petite

scloopoosh wtv tf

WHO

worstjokesever.com/community/p/65aec202866fe331b4ee4786

insee

im 5'4 SOBBING

BUT IDC

jake gives short vibes

I LOVE BEING SHORT

L BOZO

Done

JAKES TALLER THAN ME

NEED SOME HELP

jake isnt short

ok ty

Tiny

NOT BY MUCH

fucker is taller than ME GOD DAMN

GRABBING STUFF OFF THE COUNTER

I WILL

SLAP

THE SHIT

OUT OF U JAKE

JAKE YOU’RE SHORTER THAN ME 💀

AHAHAH YOUR SHORZT???????

I WILL SLAP THE SHIT OUTTA YOUR NICE ASS

IF U SAY "NoT bY MuCh" AGAIN

WHATCHA GONNA DO ABOUT THAT

GOOD!

angry sex

SOMETHING

have it

JAKE I THOUGHT YOU WERE LIKE 6 FEET TALL

surprised you can count to 6

HE LOOKS SIX FEET TALL ISTG

IM TALLER THAN YOU HAHAH

Bye chat

bye bye

gods above she’s so hot

stop

looking

at

the tits

amy

im on track to be 5'10

kgw "<WGE

lgre

l

I CANT EVEN SEE HER TITS

im on track to be 5'6 or 5'5

THEIR COVERED

HER FACE IS SO SMOOTH AND YUMMY

OM NOM NOM NOM

🔜

🔜🔜🔜🔜🔜

🔜🔜🔜🔜🔜🔜🔜🔜

🔜 jake

🔜.

damn where’d everybody go

died

god she’s hot

i want her to shoot me

ill shoot you

her eyes

make me want to commit mass genocide

ok..

She is so ugly lmfao

YOU HAVE ZERO TASTE YOU FUCKNUGGET

REAL

I have perfect taste in women

*men

gayke

As evidenced by my relationship with Madi

I AM NOT GAY

MADI IS THE EXCEPTION

MADI IS NOT A DUDE

AFAIK

BESDIES THAT YOU HAVE ZERO TASYE

MADI IS MY ONLY TASTE

buty

BUTY?

:(

im ugly

GIRL

U ARE NOT

HOW DARE U

EVEN CLOSE

NO

JAKE

CALLED

ME UGLY

JAKE WHAT

JAKE YOU ARE DEAD.

let’s shoot him

let’s brutally stuff his urethra with ghost peppers

no

aw man

get jake pregnant

and then refuse to pay child support

oh..

WHEN

WHAT DID THIS SAY

^^^

NONE OF UR BUSINESS

uh

TELL ME

OR ELSE

MAKE ME BITCH

OR ELSE WHAT HUH?

he was talking about yelena

HUH?

You wanna fuckin find out?

WHATCHU GONNA DOO?

YEAH I WANNA FUCKIN FIND OUT

scooby dooby doo

where are you

CAUSE I CAN BITCH

ew that’s kinda

HOW BOUT THAT

no <

<3*

HEHEHEEHEHEHEH

she said i want to suck him off first

FUCK U AMY

hehehe

Well at least I didn’t have to threaten taking away hand pics

i’m just saving you from domestic abuse

im back

IM NOT AN ABUSER

I WILL TREAT MADI SO NICELY

ew wtf

yall r gonna fuck on the first date lol

you guys are weird

abuse

he abused me guys

:(

EW

oh i’m so sorry madii i didn’t check uwu before this

AHUDUFFIUHFIUFAHAFIU

THATS SO WEIRD

Cause you fuckin like it

i hate you all

okay

amy stfu

MMMMMMMMMM NO I DONT

no

yes

make me

Yes you do, you LOOOOOOVE being a little whore for me <3

🤮

girl what

check UwU

HISHVSIHVIUVSH NU UH

MUAHAHAHAHA

eww

your messages on uwu sound cryptic

weird

good thing it’s none of your business then!

go away bitch

Oh right I forgot, you’re just my sweet, innocent girlfriend who never does anything horny <3

shiver me fucking timbers opal

your not cool amy

stfu

*you’re

get out of here with the grammar shit

no one fucking cares

IDK WHAT HES TALKING BOUT YALL

HES

this you opal?

HES CRAY CRAY

..................

AHHAAHGDGDGDGR

BHSVS

HOPY SHIT

no

I DONT LOOK LIEK A MAN

Crazy for you <333

i think it is

amy you probably look like a dead rat stfu

yes you do don’t lie

STEVE DOESNT LOOK MUCH LIKE A MAN EITHER

you dont know what i look like bitch

you live in the sewers

i’ve literally seen you on call

madi check uwu bro 😭

I like em pyschotic

BUT BUT

i like em big

i like em chunky

I like em big

I like em plumpy

wit smt hsmth

smash

wait

.

where’s his fickle

fickle pickle

he looks like my cousin

sweet home alabama

ive sent 40 msgs to someone who hasn't yet replies

i dont think hes onna get back on tdy

hey again

hi

toast right

that’s nice

you’d be cute together

its not toast i was msgs

nd i dont like toast

like that

.........AMY WHO TF

UwU

the actual fuck amy

anyone there

HELLO

HELo

no one wants you opal

I WANT

nvm

amy go kill yourself bitch

hi guys?

Opal go kys bitch.

angel wut?

leave her tf alone.

EXCUSEEEEEEEEEE ME

she didnt do shit to yuo

BE NICE TO OPAL

I THOUGHT WE WERE BESTIES

SHES A SWEETHEART

OPAL TOLD AMY TO KHS

SO?

AMY WAS RUDE TOO

ITS ONLY FAIR

yeah because she should tbh

SO AMYS ONE OF MY FAVERIOT PPLE

FAIR RIGHTS FAIR FIGHTS

idrc angel

no one wants to be your fucking "sugar daddy"

NO CAUSE OPALIS BEING SUCH A BITCH

Leo dose

EQUAL RIGHTS EQUAL FIGHTS

YOU ARE TOO

i beat women

amy stfu bitch

she’s steve harrington 💀

you get on my nerves so much

this you opal?

you have no respect for anyone and its so pathetic

likewise buddy

i have respect for people who deserve it

amy kys

you are definitely NOT one of those people

your a fake pathetic bitch

all you deserve is a rock and a wall

Opal are you in a kismesissitude with amy

your only friends are sewer rats

to bash you head in with

😱😱😨😨😰😰

wsg

NUH UH

hi cosmoo

amy i tried to be friends with you and you never wanted to

GASPPPPPPP

your only friends with people because your a follower

AMYYYYY

BAD AMY

BAD BAD BAD

NO SPECIAL SPICES FOR U

^^^^^

HAHAH

SHE WANTED TO BE YOUR BESTIE

SHE WANTED TO LEARN THT BROWNIE RECIPE

AND U SAID NO?

NUH UH

SMH SMH

BAD AMY

IDRC BOX BROWNIES ARE THE BEST

SPICU BROWNIES 😭

SPICY BROWNYS

hey, rock walls are fun. don't disrespect them