Post

TIIIIMMMBBBEEEERRRR

I remember that

What if 9/11 happened at 9:11 and how many people called 911

I DID 911

I did jfk

NO I DID

YOU WERE NOT BORN FOR 9/11!!!

Buzz and Woody did 9/11 confirmed

HITLER MY SON

SKYLER

NO

yes

STOP

hi wade

hahaha

hi kris

Hi

how’s that book going

im leeking this chat

confirm

Skyler, can I sleep during this class???

ya

yum

havent even started writing it

Really???

dayum

idc if you what go to sleep

Hi guys

Its 10am im not going to sleep

you should sleep on toast’s lap

for real

he has meaty mommy thighs

So does Madi

yoooo

shut up

i don’t wanna hear hi

it

sorry i aint wrote

>:)

opaul is really good

i just been busy

you said your girlfirends pregnant now

how far along is she?

Naughty Jake

You’re one to talk

Heh touché

look, i m really flattered you would call your daughter that

busy rawdogging toast

and heres an autograph for you brother

i wrote it on a starter cap

Stanley

sorry i didnt see you at the concert

i mustve missed you

you talking about the user?

dont think i did that shit intentionaly

just to diss you

But what's this shit you said about you like to cut your wrists too?

no the song

what

i say that shit just clowning dawg

how fucke dup is you?

also hi wade

you better say it bacj

Your pfp is giving me childhood flashbacks

you got some issues jake i think you need some counselin

wade.

Those commercials were basically gore

Not again 😭

stop ignoring me.

oh lol

to keep your ass from bouncin off the walls when you get down some

couples therapy

i just steal adderall

I make meth in my basement

ok, jesse

I swear bro there’s gonna be like an FBI agent on here and we’re all gonna get raided lmfao

And what's this shit about us meant to be together?

Amy are you secretly an FBI agent

yes.

That type of shit'll make me not want us to meet each other

you bitch.

I really think you and your girlfriend need each other

Or maybe you just need to treat her better

Facts

stan.

MIA

I’m trying my best bro 😭

CHICHI

IS

PERFECT

4

ME

AUGHDSSBGHEJWd

I cant evem talk

I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time

So

you moron.

it’s from a song.

HOW AM I A MORON

stan.

I KNOW IT IS

Before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be doin' just fine

then stop making references.

BUT ITS DIRECTED AT ME

cause you are.

no it isn’t.

If you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you, but Jake

Why are you so mad?

^^^

Wait hold on

Oh okay the site was being weird for a sec

Try to understand that I do want you as a fan I just don't want you to do some crazy shit

Just needed to test

you’re stupid

^^^

I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick

Like i saw some shit on the news that made me sick

some dude was drunk

It’s a part of the song dawg

no shit?

they call me superman

a

Gtg

stupid pfp

bye kris

do u want me to change it?

and drove his car over a bridge

And had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was pregnant with his kid

based behavior.

And in the car they found a tape, but they didn't say who it was to

Come to think about it, his name was—it was you

Unbased

Damn...

hi

very based.

soon as i get one i’m driving it off the golden gate.

Hiya Perc

You’re gonna drive all the way to California to kill yourself?

My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The morning rain clouds up my window And I can't see at all And even if I could, it'd all be grey But your picture on my wall It reminds me that it's not so bad, it's not so bad

funny

yes.

in class cant talk

i love dido

Cya Toastie

you love dildo

kris says you have meaty mommy thighs

Hi star! Hru?

You’re going to take a road trip before dying? You must’ve put a lot of thought into the trip

it’s gonna be epic

Kind of stressed because exams start on Monday. How’re you?

I can show him certain photos of a certain femboy

What’s your budget? Can you send pictures of scenic places you will encounter?

Ooh good luck. I'm pretty good, still tired from the break though

my budget is however much i can steal

and i can’t take pictures cause i need to break my phone

so they don’t track me

Star r u still planning in talking to ShyDragon?

On*

Thank you. School after break is a sad feeling

maybe i’ll take a disposable camera

I love femboy thigh high pics

me too

no homo

pause

I spoke to her, it’s up to her now to decide

She won’t

Mail the photos over

wade why you ignoring me

bet

I think she might hopefully

Since you’re destroying your phone we can communicate through letters

She definitely won’t, I said you and I made an agreement on behalf of both sites to where we would leave Bp and u would stop trolling here, and she doesn’t care

ong

She’s heard it from me and I told her that Cosmo had also agreed to the agreement so if she’s got sense I’m sure she too will leave you guys alone

Send letters everyday

The video’s better

She has no sense

i havn't agreed to that. Ok. I can leave if you really want me to. I might come back later though. Maybe even do it...

Geez just shut up and leave if you’re gonna leave

ok i will

You’re a fucking liar anyways you’ve said that like 4 times

until i’m dead fa

fa

fs

finger guns

Finger guns

oh yeah wilk

don’t tell anyone else.

she doesn’t want people to know.

Look mate, I already spoke to you. The people on this site hate drama just like the people from BP. We’ve made an agreement which the folks from here are doing their best to uphold. Either you can leave from here if you’re just going to keep annoying them or you can choose to stay here and stop instigating them. Please ShyDragon

i’d argue they love drama

I don’t think anyone except 50 year old aunties loves drama

👍

also ask wade why he’s ignoring me ffs

Wade, why are you ignoring Amy??

Howdy partners, been a while

He appears to be ignoring everyone in this chat

Howdy mate

Howdy

How’s life treating you?

So far so good

How bout you?

It’s kind of eh for now

Understandable, life has a lot of ups and downs, just gotta keep ridin’

i’ll ride something for sure

A car?

Last night I put your mother on stretcher after absolutely violating the FUCK out her booty hole. I’m talking to the point where she was profusely shitting herself for 10 hours straight. She had NO control over her bowels. Every time she took a shit she would moan because all she can imagine is my thick girthy penis digging into her prolapsed anal.

Howdy, I sense a dirty joke here

The next up will come later this month, I just gotta keep going till then

Well…you need therapy

Congrats

nu ting is wong wit me

what’s so dirty about bicycles? ;)

Whatever you say partner

Wait who the hell are you

NU TING IS WONG WIT ME HAHAHAHAHAHAGAHDGFEIUW*WP(*@YR(@PR@Y(P*@YRFWU

i escpae mental institute 139 times

Depends how ya ride ‘em las

An impressive feat

yuppers

how do you want me to ride it?

The lack of mud flaps

Carter Slade at your service, howdy

Well that’s up to you

Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They lockеd me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats makе me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy

What kind of pathetic institution are you constantly getting put in?

Watch out for them rats

nah i’d leave it up to you

Well then, I say ride it backwards

idk but i keep on getting escape

i have a bounty placed on my head now

really? i think you’d like that

For how much?

How much? I might just have to collect that

Howdy ig

We still talking bout the motorcycle?

it’d be very enjoyable for the both of us

you decide

Why don’t we both collect and split the money?

I’ll catch him and you phone the police

he can definitely split something

His hair?

We can say that

Sounds good to me

Where is he now?

Hiya Wilkinson

no

He vanished

Yum

Hi star. Hru

I won’t ask

please do

Doing kinda well today, god was slightly kind

That’s good. Life sucks so you just have to deal with it sometimes.

Please don’t lmao

don’t listen to wilk

My gut tells me I don’t wanna know

Sddnmj.,j

I hate dealing with it sometimes, life hands me lemons but they are rotten so no lemonade

I’m literally the voice of reason. You should

Toast said that amy's old pfp is smash

Squirt them into your enemies eyes until they’re medically blind

ofc it is

I listen to my own voice

What was it?

That’s good for you but I was talking to Amy

idk

The juice sometimes isn’t enough so I instead make compost out of it to farm lemons to gift others

hold up

That’s cute

SMASH😩

Smash

i added more hair to make it look like mine

No hesitation

you should listen to mine

I can see that

Hi stardust haven’t seen u in a while

ok

I was travelling and school reopened so I was initially busy. How’re you?

someone calm me tf down fore i throw my chreombook at seths huge head nd storm tf outta class

Hi Charlie!

I’m good I’m still on break rn

Lucky you

Hi.

That the old one?

Not the period 💀. Hru

She looks pissed so pass

Horribe.

kitty

look at the cat angel

Horribe indeed

Breathe AIR 🗣🗣🗣

My anger isses are coming back and if I don't calm down I'm going to get into trouble.

Very adorable cat

Awwww I love cats

i have megnet spinny rings

Aww

Is this the old pfp everyone wants to smash?

YEAH

yeah

Count to 10 very slowly or just give up or breathe deeply

Add me to that list

I just saved it to photos on my school ipad

should i put it back

k.

why?

Smart

guys

What?

Yes

why?

smash

what amy?

😩😩😩😩

I am going to beat him tf up in class.

I support you

yeah

but hes really pissing me tf off nd I'm boutta do smthin

Tip: go for the nose

thanks

ima js work on writing my story to calm down

ill be on later

bye wilkin nd toast nd amy if yall still hea

Bye, good luck

Gl

Well I too am going, it’s a school night so

Good night folks

Bye stardust

Gn

Hi

Hi?

hello person

8 people?

7 now

6 now

Howdy

Benis

Chat died lol

My zoology teacher is playing that “I just died in your arms tonight” song and all I can think about is that Lego Batman gif

Lmao

Isn’t the song arms tonite by mother mother

Ah “I can fix them”

Hiii ppl :3

there r rules abt face reveal but it says nothin abt thighhigh reveals :3

oh no

Don’t let toast see

He’ll fail NJJ

Girls when they find a guy that’s a douche bag who drinks, smokes, and does drugs on a daily basis

Lmfao

Incel logic

Me when I find a girl with great music taste, a wonderful personality, a terrifyingly high sex drive, and the most beautiful brown hair I’ve ever seen

Toddlers when they see a laundry pod within their reach

Wait I gotta send that to her hold on

Hahaha

The pitbull named “cupcake” when it sees an unattended 3 year old

I have it drilled in my head now, thanks

That doesn’t fit as well

There may be femboy thighs inbound

I thought it was funny

D:

Ok pal

You weren’t lying..

Listen

💀

💀💀💀

I’ll ban you if you post again

I was looking at memes

I’m glad I wasn’t here

I sadly was

“Sadly”

Weren’t you ranting about femboys in thigh highs

I was not, I was talking about a motorcycle

Carter the type of guy to enjoy someone in thigh highs

He definitely is

Sir I have no idea what a thigh high even is

Especially with a name like Carter

Oh those

Nah cause those look like femboy thighs

Thought those were high socks

Wait they aren’t?

Minecraft YouTubers when they hit 10 mil and have a sudden attraction to 12 year olds

oh so JAKE can post thigh highs but I cant smh

They’re not mjne

And I’m a mod

oh

Mwahahaha

I’m responding to the Batman one btw

Dream Rizz

Guys when a girl glances in their general direction from across the street

That’s what the point of the mask is

And that’s why I think you’re a fag—

Yes

Gumball VA was spitting some facts

The Uber video is so funny. I need to memorize gumballs speech to the driver

Lmao

I still need to watch the full thing, I’ve only seen clips haha

test

shit WJE still won't update on my laptop

The grain of sand speech thing will always be funny

Fr

Like bro was spittin ngl

hey Jake

is Test and Recognize an explicit song?

Bro went all

On his ass

Idk I’ve never heard it

Gumball is a massive W

Ball gum

Based and redpilled

That is the second actually funny meme ive seen here

Lmao

Greg’s dad would legit make a good William Afton imo

I found the first somewhere in a very old community post

like way before I joined

here lemme get it

He acts like one in the movies

Fr

Smash

Yeah he has this masked psychopath vibe.

Nasty

YESSSIIRR

Like, he has some VERY serious issues but he thinks as long as he hides them they wont cause issues

Relatable

My math teacher last year gavee off that vibe

Guys help

No

no

😭

Some dude named Aaron messaged me on uwu saying he missed me with a like a heart or soemthing

Jesus the type of guy to say “it’s Wednesday my dudes”

Then he asked me when the next movie comes out

Does he think you’re actually deadpool

Hes probably joking. I feel like anyone who knows u would know ur homophobic

That’s a compliment

It depends of the person

What Jake said

Just put “I hate gay people” in your bio

I don’t hate alll of them

Lmao I’m just kidding

Just the annoying ones

The extremists

^^^

Guys Ashton parkes is online

>:)

I have a ss hollup

Oh shit he’s messaging me

What’s he saying

Well now I have to stop using the word “probs”

Lol

I think he’s just trolling lmao

Stop using the words it’s, you, now, I’m, not, for, here, just, the, a, as, and in

Roger that

Idk who this is lol

Just ignore them

They’re referred by Cracked Diamond so maybe them

Shit they’re chatting me

🍿

What u want more ss?

Mhm

Did you also see my message on uwu?

Maybe?

The “I’m skimming through chat” one?

Oh yeah that

Mhmmhm

don disrespecc daddy luke afk >:(

>:(

Wdym

Lmao

WIL

JAKE

AHU

HELP

I

MISTAKW

HTVERCSEFs

HELP

Are you okay dawg

Calm down

Help

Btw im spamming help rn js it wont send

Help

Help.

Dafak

Help.

Help

Help.

Help

Help.

Help

Help.

Help

WHAT DO YOU NEED CHARLES

Help.

HOW MAY I ASSIST

I MADE A JOKE

Yup..that guy

ON PAPER

ND SAID TO A GIRL

Charlie you have to calm down lol

IF SHE EVER WANNA MAKE OUT W/ SOMEONE TO FIND ME

Happens

SKIP LUNCH ND MAKE OUT

ND

ONE OF THE POPULAR GIRSL READ IT

💀

ND SH?E HATESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS ME

💀 you’re 12

ND TOLD THE PRINCIPPLALALAL

^^^

ND HES GONNA CALL MY DAD

Bro you’re younger than my sister 😭

oh damn

IT WAS A JOKE WILKIN I WOULDNT HAVE DONT IT

SHE PROBABLY AFRAID SHE GON GET RAPED

I MKAE JOKES LIKE THAT ALL THE TIME

But you did.

NO

SHE DIDNT CARE ABOUT THE JOKE

Maljikal Mag

A RANDOM BITCH WHO WANTED TO GET ME IN TROUBLE CARED

ND NOW

Holy Shitballs of fire

Womp Womp

THEY ONNA CALL MY DAD

ND

Jk jk

E

IMA BE IN

earthquake Jake

WELL MAKE UP A STUPID ASS EXCUSE

TROUBLE

Whomp womp

I

I COULD

SAY

Hell yeah

Whomp womp

Dude you should’ve just stood your ground and said “no, I’m waiting till marriage”

Whomp whomp whooomp

ITS AN INSIDE JOKE BC IN THIS SHOW ME ND HER BOTH LIKE PPLE WHERE JOKING ABOUT DOING THAT SO IT WAS AN INISDE JOKE ON THE NOTE

head to think of smth besides Jake the snake cuz that's overused lmao

had

Lol

IHAVE TO WAIT TILL MARRIGE TO HAVE SEX ND MAKE OUT WITH SOMEONE?!?!?

You can date when you’re married

DONT HAVE SEX YOUNG

tf

Brah the same guy texted me

Lmao

Wait he texted all of you?

IF I SAID THIS COULD I GET AWAY W/ IT?

HE LITERALLY SAID THE SAME THING

Ur not my father.

Not me

Jake the mistake 😭

Watch.

Dude what a weirdo

WATCH WHAT?

💀💀💀 Jake the fake mistake

PLEASE DONT MARRY MY MOMMA

*takes off belt*

I think hes implying hes going to have intercourse with your mother

I’m not gay smh

She has sex with eveyrone wouldnt be hard

MY MOMS A GUY?!?!?

💀

JAKE THE FUCK

NOT AGAIN

YOU GUYS ARE 12

IM TALKING ABOUT MY MOM

OH IM SORRY ABOUT THAT

LMAO

THE FU-

Imagine being 12 I thought yall were like 15-16