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im not on my goddamh period im mad becuz aaden noticed i was ganna cry but my own bf didnt

well im not mad mad it just hurt my feelings

ccarlie what did i do

charlie

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charie what did i do

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

BYE ROCKO!

I UNDERSTOOD THAT REFERENCE

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sky go to docs

sky docs

BUT ZOE ROCKO IS JUST A ROCK

WAIT ELMO ROCKO SAYS HE WANTS THE LAST OATMEAL RAISEN COOKIE

sΝ“Ν“Μ½Μ½cΝ“Ν“Μ½Μ½oΝ“Ν“Μ½Μ½oΝ“Ν“Μ½Μ½tΝ“Ν“Μ½Μ½eΝ“Ν“Μ½Μ½rΝ“Μ½

hi wade

Sup

GUYS DID U LIKE MY POST WELCOMING THE GAY THERIAN?

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WATCH MY YOUTUBE PLEZ

U CANT TAK TO FISHY DAT WAY

IM MENTALLY DISANLED

BUBULUBULUBULUNUKUNIL

BULUBUL *fuckin died*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHA BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD HQAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

*random resurrection*

HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

FUUUCK IVE BEEEN STAAAAAAAABBED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

κŒ—κ€˜κ€Žκ’’κ’’κŒ©

MORNIN

HRUUU

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH*dead fishy*

κŒ—κ€˜κ€Žκ’’κ’’κŒ©

a dream that made me rlly down

aw it’s okay

κŒ—κ€˜κ€Žκ’’κ’’κŒ©

i woke up n chose voilence

REAL

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

HIIIIIIIIIII

HIIIII

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κŒ—κ€˜κ€Žκ’’κ’’κŒ©

*LOOKS AT U AS I GRIN *

…

One sec guys gotta pull my ass outta bed….*still dead fishy*

AHHAHAHHAUSHAOSHAIHSIAHSPIAHSOIHASIAHSPIAHHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAUOSHAUOHSUHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

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π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

nah but doesnt my bird look autistic

THE QUALITY 😭😭

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

nah but doesnt my bird look autistic

smash

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

U AND CHEXY

aint no way ur gonna ship us both

π•½π–”π–—π–˜π–ˆπ–π–†π–ˆπ–

Dude this is the third ship I’ve been in in 2 fucking days.

ikr

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

"bitch12" user is jake

YUPPP

π•½π–”π–—π–˜π–ˆπ–π–†π–ˆπ–

Pretty sure it’s been Virgo, Amy, Wade, and now you. So damn 4.

COUNT ME OUT BRO

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I SLEPT AT NATHANS HOUSE THE OTHER NIGHT SO I BASICALLY HAVE A MAN

π•½π–”π–—π–˜π–ˆπ–π–†π–ˆπ–

Also Virgo you liar you weren’t under my bed.

I WAS BUSY

SNEAKING INTO OTHER PPLS HOUSES

π•½π–”π–—π–˜π–ˆπ–π–†π–ˆπ–

Fucking liar.

IM NOT A LIAR

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

GAGAGGAAG

ME LAST NIGHT ON HIM:

κŒ—κ€˜κ€Žκ’’κ’’κŒ©

UR SO DAMN LUCKY MAN

YES BRO

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

RHOSECHACH= HORSE RADISH

LMFAO

π•½π–”π–—π–˜π–ˆπ–π–†π–ˆπ–

I’m never gonna end up going on a hiatus am I?

PROBABLY NOT

π•½π–”π–—π–˜π–ˆπ–π–†π–ˆπ–

I’m never gonna end up going on a hiatus am I?

not worth it

CAUSE U GOT NO SELF DISIPLINCE

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

THEY DONT MATCH THE VIBES

EXACTLY

π•½π–”π–—π–˜π–ˆπ–π–†π–ˆπ–

I can’t tell if you’re telling me to stay or leave.

IDC

whats good guys im back

κŒ—κ€˜κ€Žκ’’κ’’κŒ©

my ex was dry at first but then he started making me wet

pardon?

π•½π–”π–—π–˜π–ˆπ–π–†π–ˆπ–

Excuse me?

AHHHHH UR SASSY

GIMME 1 MARGARITA IMMA OPEN MY LEGS

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

ANIME THIGHS WHEN SHE OPEN UP SO WIDE I GOT A TWINKLE IN MA EYE

me has anime thighhs

π•½π–”π–—π–˜π–ˆπ–π–†π–ˆπ–

2 Margaritas and I’ll punch another mirror.

PLEASE PUNCH ME

Give me three margaritas, I'ma put it in my puss'

Give me four margaritas, I'ma put it in my tush

π•½π–”π–—π–˜π–ˆπ–π–†π–ˆπ–

You have problems. More problems than me.

im built different thats bc

Rorschach buddy chill

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π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

SHES GON CRAZY

I KNOW

π•½π–”π–—π–˜π–ˆπ–π–†π–ˆπ–

You’re next.

THATS gay

π•½π–”π–—π–˜π–ˆπ–π–†π–ˆπ–

You’re next.

Nah bro that’s gay.

Wdym that’s normal Chex

Yup that’s normal.

Horse Radish I gotta go get ready for school, you deal with this

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

AND UR LIKE

β€œHAHAHAHAH DEAD IN A POOOL HAHAHAHAH”

Yup this ALLLLL you Horse Radish.

Headpool

Horse Radish I gotta go get ready for school, you deal with this

DO U TWO NOT GO TO THE SAME SCHOOL???

Take care buh bye then

urfavvirgo

DO U TWO NOT GO TO THE SAME SCHOOL???

Yeh, but he gets there first, his bus leaves earlier.

Nah he’s single, bro gets none

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Headpool

Yeh, but he gets there first, his bus leaves earlier.

HUH

Headpool

Nah he’s single, bro gets none

LMFAO

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

this shit making me uncomfy😭

😭

π•½π–”π–—π–˜π–ˆπ–π–†π–ˆπ–

Fuck you Wade, also you’re 10 minutes late

GAY

π•½π–”π–—π–˜π–ˆπ–π–†π–ˆπ–

Fuck you Wade, also you’re 10 minutes late

i thought you were taking a break or smth

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π•½π–”π–—π–˜π–ˆπ–π–†π–ˆπ–

Fuck you Wade, also you’re 10 minutes late

read what i said

⛧ π“ͺ𝓢𝔂 ⛧

can’t, it has to do with a person

NAH CHECK UWU RN

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π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

maybe hook up with a guy

^

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

maybe hook up with a guy

no i dont like japenis dudes

κŒ—κ€˜κ€Žκ’’κ’’κŒ©

no i dont like japenis dudes

TOURIST

⛧ π“ͺ𝓢𝔂 ⛧
Image

eh

⛧ π“ͺ𝓢𝔂 ⛧

he’s a senior

HE DOESNT LOOK LIKE IT πŸ’€

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

JAKES CUTER

girl PLEASE

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

STFU U CANT SAY SHIT WHEN U OVER HERE TALKING BOUT SLEEPING AT NATHANS HOUSE WHEN HE HAS A GF TF U TALKIN BOUT

DAMN

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

STFU U CANT SAY SHIT WHEN U OVER HERE TALKING BOUT SLEEPING AT NATHANS HOUSE WHEN HE HAS A GF TF U TALKIN BOUT

…

AT LEAST HE DONT HAVE BUCK TEETH AND HIS TOES OUT IN PICTURES

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π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

...............................

do you want the ss?

urfavvirgo

AT LEAST HE DONT HAVE BUCK TEETH AND HIS TOES OUT IN PICTURES

^^^^^

π•½π–”π–—π–˜π–ˆπ–π–†π–ˆπ–

I was waiting for you to respond yesterday and you never did, so obviously the question isn’t that important.

i’m sorry, i had to go to urgent care

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

FAKE

YEA AND U TRYNA CLOCK ME FOR BEING W A TAKEN GUY WHEN YOURS WANTS HIS FRIEND OVER U

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

HE RESPONDS TO AMY BUT NOT ME?

He responded to me too, after 4 days

We had a little chat and did a little exchange, good times

urfavvirgo

YEA AND U TRYNA CLOCK ME FOR BEING W A TAKEN GUY WHEN YOURS WANTS HIS FRIEND OVER U

OH-

jake didnt respond to me for 2 weeks

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π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

WE JUMPING JAKE

yes tf we all

π•½π–”π–—π–˜π–ˆπ–π–†π–ˆπ–

It’s covered in blood.

whos blood

π•½π–”π–—π–˜π–ˆπ–π–†π–ˆπ–

I’ll say Wade’s.

fuck

i was gonna be murder horny

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

BUT HE RESPONDED TO YALL

bro he didnt even respond to me for 2 weeks bro

π•½π–”π–—π–˜π–ˆπ–π–†π–ˆπ–

I’m not entirely sure though.

WHATCHU MEAN BY THAT

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β€œI’m not entirely sure” WHO ELSE U STABBING

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

ITS FINE

LETS TALK ON UWU

π•½π–”π–—π–˜π–ˆπ–π–†π–ˆπ–

I don’t stab with a crowbar, I bash skulls.

DO MY BROTHERS.

urfavvirgo

β€œI’m not entirely sure” WHO ELSE U STABBING

bro jas been bashing anyones head behind my back

urfavvirgo

DO MY BROTHERS.

is he single

does he have nice veiny hands?

does he have deep voice?

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

he sounds stupid

smash

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

kinda

YOU SAID HE SOUNDED LIKE A CHAD

π•½π–”π–—π–˜π–ˆπ–π–†π–ˆπ–

If you’ll excuse me, I have to use the bathroom.

u should pee on me

Chexers

does he have deep voice?

He do kinda

urfavvirgo

He do kinda

OUHDUOWBEBDCIEWYCBEOIRDCBUOERDCBHIPUHBRCPIEYRDCBE

MADI DOES MY BROTHER HAVE A DEEP VOICE?

⛧ π“ͺ𝓢𝔂 ⛧

THIS

WHATS THIS?

sΝ“Ν“Μ½Μ½cΝ“Ν“Μ½Μ½oΝ“Ν“Μ½Μ½oΝ“Ν“Μ½Μ½tΝ“Ν“Μ½Μ½eΝ“Ν“Μ½Μ½rΝ“Μ½

50 more wordΒ΄s

EW GO AWAY

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

HE SOUNDS LIKE UR AVERAGE CHOLO

FUCK

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

HE SOUNDS LIKE UR AVERAGE CHOLO

HUH

i sound like id smash everything

like a watermelon

⛧ π“ͺ𝓢𝔂 ⛧

wait percabeth’s on here? when did that happen?

Go to other post amy i said it there