Shaking

Course u are

shut up

Make me

YOU DO NOT WANT TO MESS WITH ME RIGHT NOW I SWEAR TO GOD

OMG YOU ARE SO SCARY WHEN YOU ARE ANGRY

Idc because u can’t do jack shit to me

Ikr? I’m gonna pass myself

Piss*

shut the fuck up

can you just fucking shut up for once in your life

stfu

Bro fr tho

what’s your fucking problem wade?

he's always been an asshole

Quick question man, u get the emergency broadcast? Wait u live in Germany or are u German?

I'm German

thats literally why i'm shaking

explains it

You live in the US?

That’s racist

Nope I enjoy having health insurance lol

says you of all people

hey

Lol nice, a single doctor’s appointment is so damn expensive

Hey man wassup

i gtg

Alr peace

ok

what happened?

emergency broadcast

Emergency brodcastv

Back then they would've gassed ya

😎 peace out

Damn

just kidding yk

yeah whatever

Lol I love dark humor

Paw u get it? If u live in the US u should have

but if you're saying I'm racist just because I'm German

Ohhh that

i didnt think much of it

i’m the horniest

it’s a fact

I didn’t get it lol

imagine

Also we need more campaigns, we’re losing points

i’m hornier

i heard this silly ass electronic blaring and i was like ??

always will be

Hey did u vote on the poll? There’s some people who want me to win and I gotta win for them

i’m hornier

vote me

and i’ll let you row my boat

They’re preparing us for 9/12 by setting off a fuckin alarm 🤣

?

Do u speak fluent German?

speaking german looks so hard

my cousins can

The boat rowing isn’t the best experience, mid at best

fuck you

IT DOES THO

I learned a bit of German reading The Book Thief

once they tried to teach me and i just gave up immediately

YOOO SOLAR ECLIPSE SATURDAY

omg really

fuck you to hell

i’m winning that shit

yep it's in my area

no matter what a stupid poll says

i win

False

yes

it’s a fact

You’re doing it for you and your ego, I’m doing it for the people who’s sent me to win

mine too i just looked it up

i’m doing it cause i’m hornier

and i am

NICE

ay wade is it in your area?

Mountain Time

do you think we

But yea I think so

re near each other

i live in calif wbu

Depends on which side of the earth is currently facing the sun

nah texas

my dads reallllly into eclipses

oo

I think it should hit all the Us

US

were goin to pennsylvania in april cause theres a masssive one next year

Hey Paw I got lunch rn, keep campaigning for us! Byee ttyl

flappy

vote me

please

i’m literally hornier

it’s a fact

Thanks paw

we got this!

thats true

ALTHOUGH

maid wade

please

i wanna win

alrighty have fun

but maid wade amy

and i literally deserve it

like, have you me me

met

i’m like the horniest person on here

so i should win the poll

okay yes we've established that

BUT OH WhATS THAT

ITS MAID MFING WADE

no

you can have maid wade another day

just save the picture or smth

he said

a while ago

help me win

no more until december

so we gotta win

just save the ducking picture

i’m the true winner

but thats no fun

come on

sure u are sweetie

you know i deserve that spot

pleaseeeee

flappy

flappy?

okay ill tell you what

what if

i buy you a gold star sticker sheet

then you get a gold star for being the horniest

alright :3

no

i need to win

what will you do if you win

anything for you bb 😏

wait a sec i gotta switch classes

Don’t give in to the temptation! Focus on the Maid Wade!