List of Names

bro left me out

Hii

Mhm.

I'm here too

-.-

damn imagine not apologizing to me

Who did what when why

Its cause im not sorry?

:(

i’m hurt

Oop happened again

Good >:)

Idk

?

Wade

Wade.

Wade

Wade.

Wade

Wade.

Wade

Wade.

Wade

Wade.

chill

FREEEEDOOOOMM

Nah

0-0

Damn

Let’s go I can talk now

Mhm ^^

Also murder fletcher hes taking to long to get on

Alrighty! What to use…

Lol.

Rubber chicken, machete, ice cream truck, anvil, gun, bazooka, so many choices!

RUBBER CHICKEN

._.

Why my name in this post?

I’ll beat him to death with a Rubber Chicken!

Tf

Cause it was before i had to tlel u abt wade

YESSSSS >:)

Oh....ok

WHERE IS HE

Seth

._.

Oh oki

Wade

Fletcher isnt on yet, thats why u need to murder him

Dum dum

So...are u gonna stop talking to me now?

No.

Well how do I kill him if I can’t find him

When are u?

Ik where he lives

Never, Im not like that serena..

Don't ask why or how

Just wait.

Why are you mad at me?

Did I do something wrong?

Leave.

Your js like symph..

*waiting patiently*

Oh....

Damn

Who's symph?

...that's harsh

Symph is my old fake adopted child.

Now shes all serenas.

...

Fine

Don't tell me I'm also gonna have to take care of her too

If you don't love me anymore then you might just fucking say so

Be just like my family

People who don't CARE

izzy

What are y'all talking about

BOTH OF YOU

Can you two just leave..

...

?

Not the time rn

Sorry, im just not in the best mood.

Wade.

Wade

Wade.

Wade

U want me to leave?

Sorry. Carry on with whatever you were doing

Idk, stay if you want

K I just won't speak i will just watch

whvr

Wade, did ya die?

-.-

Nope I’m alive!

Healing factors and all that jazz

Then where tf did ya go-

I was watching a Robot Chicken vid while u guys were arguing

I-

Robo-

Ok..

Best not to question it, I tend to move inconsistently

Ok..

BRB nature is calling, I thought I told her to lose my number, but guess she kept it.

oop-

Ok then

www.youtube.com/shorts/MfFjoWFcBu8

hi

._.

Hey jas

hru

Ehh..

why eh..?

Izzy

what hapen?\

Things

Aaaaawh dang. Alr I’m back.

what things?

Rather not talk bout it rn

Hiii

Dude fletcher is taking forever to get on

But ig its fine cause its his freinds b-day

Btw Nature said she’s gonna call one of you sometime

angel

I keep hearing love songs on yt and seeing videos

So just get ready for that

Now i miss him ):

Yea

angel

Yea

im bored

But i threw my phone in a cornfeild-

Oh, damn.

yeah

Took me a while to pull out

Of the call

hi

???

ok..

Well

Scooter different post

Hi

I love Harley quinn....

angel can u go on the doc pls

Yeah

Same

Fr

i ship

she’s so hot

Fr though

Shes my mommy

Hehehehehehehheheheh boioioioioing

U haveing a stroke?

Excuse me?

Boioioioioioioing

Ur my mom, shes my mommy.

Wade ur not good?

OH HELL YEA

Kk

Boioioioioioioioioing

i think wade is having a heart attack

Yea

Yea....*puts duct tape over your mouth*

O-

HUH

WHAT

._.

WAT DID U JUST SAY

*muffled screams*

What did I walk in on

NO YOU DELETED IT BEFOE I COULD SS IT AND MAKE IT A MEME

HES BOUTA DIE

i feel like shit

Y

What happened

I just ate Taco Bell

L

Sucks to be u

Taco bell sucks

OH HELL NAH

*rips tape of wades mouth*

*gasssp*

NO

Oh thank my left asscheek!

lmao

It was like XMen origins all over again

?

Guys

If fletcher ever breaks up with me, the chances of me living are low

Don’t worry, I’ll kill him ;)

and the chances of him living are none

Oh....why u say that

Whos Fletcher

Y would he break up with u

My bf-

HUH

HOW DO U NOT KNOW?

Cause idk, im not enough for some people so

U were enough for me so u should be enough for him

Or we funna have some problem

Yea, sure i was..

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Bitch yk exactly u were

Yea, sure ok..

Would have what 83 times?

I do lie bout many other things but not this

wtf

I cant believe you anyhow so.

Oh, damn.

Serena.

Wa

I wish i could be more, i know i say fucked up shit..

Im not gonna say sorry.

Yea that's fine

But, i just want my life to change..

And yk i hate change.

Yes ik....

Idk whats happing, and why i act up..

What’s goin on

Just i hate almost everyone, keep gettin mad..

Idk why

You guys got me like:

It's ok

L

Wade *puts duct tape on mouth*

NOOO-

*kicks furniture and screams silently*

*rips it off his mouth*

Thank you.

WADE SMTH GARCIA

NO

TELL TEH FURNACE UR SORRY

You’ll never take me alive!

*jumps out window*

Oop-

*crashes* Owwwwwwwww

Thats wades name?

Is that my child?

Yes it is

Oh damn

I think he broke his leg?

*does the worm around the corner*

*turns into cat and runs after wade*

Oh ok

*worms away*

This is.....smth?

*heals wade*

Yaaaay!

Now I can run *runs into street and gets hit by truck*

Batman ifies

Oop-

IM BATMAN

*watches*

*ragdolls through air and gets hit by more cars*

*uses cool grapple hook to grab wades stupid ass*

Batdaddy?

yes

Healing factor be so slooowww

Now stop doing stupid shit

You’ll never tape my mouth! *heals up then runs into street again*

Imma strap you to a hospital bed

*grabs wades arm*Stop..

You’ll never take me alivee

Ur right

Wait wha-

I will kill u first

I’ll just heal, that’s what healing factors are for

NOW GET YOU ASS OVER HERE NOW

NEVAAA

....

Ima just go..

Grappling hook away!*grapples onto roof*

oop

I BRANG U INTO THIS WORLD AND I CAN TAKE U OUT

Chxl

Spider pool! Spider pool! Does whatever a spideprool can!

...?

*hides on roof and army crawls*

WAIT ARE U USING MY GRAPPLING HOOK

Noooo that’s mine

IT BETTER BE

*grabs bow and arrow from roof* I’m Rambo now guys. I’m not Deadpool, I’m RAMBO. *shoots arrows from the roof*

Huh?

Where’s my lighter? *lights arrow on fire* Shooting star! *fires arrow*

U Trans

It's ok if you are but like this?

Ur right ull be dead

Wait what

U WILL DIE TO MY HANDS

Nananananana Batman! *skydives off roof and glides*

WAIT WTF

Who's trans and why are we shooting fire arrows

IM BATMAN

What

HOW DID U EVEN LEARN FROM ME, YOU BARELY LISTEN TO ANYTHING

Who learned what

Wade

My child

WA

Hm?

U WERE TO QUICK

I only read the first 4 words

To bad.

:<

Its not important

Well ik if u wanted to delete it fast that it is important and ur probably not ok

U prolly screenshottted that

._.

HOW DO I THE WORST FUCKING TIMING

hm?

eh

Eevee is texting me and I'm trying to have a convo here and it is not working

I'm slowing crippling away

DAMNIT

NOT AGAIN

L

OK SCREW TALING TO EEVEE RN

hm..

SHE CAN WAIT FOR ME

Nah

Eevee is important

She does it all the time

I'm stupidly slow

We were just talking bout illegal things that are not ok anyway

oh, ok.

Like apparently being a terrorist or suicide

How is that not ok

I think it's perfectly fine

One sec

afk rq

Oh oki

I WILL WAIT HERE AND ONLY HERE SO I DO NOT MISS ONE MORE GOD DAMN THING

oh

HI

YES I SCREEN SHOTED IT

Ik

I meant for you to see that one..

Kk give me a min to read it

Otherwise i wouldve deleted it faster

...

I am definitely not ok =D

Do u want me to tell him but like in a different way so he don't exactly know what's going on?

And not in a mean way?

Ur not

What’d I miss?

Nothing wade..

Wade..

What

I am, some people have made it cclear

WELL FUCKEM

ehh

What

WHO GIVES A FUCK IF THEY CARE OR NOT

Me.

i will teach you how to think like me on monday cause it takes a lot of focus

Wait why’d you say my name did u need soemthing?

I dont need that.

Cause I have a way of looping around my problem

...

I have a certain way i do things.

BUT YOUR LIFE IS NOT A BURDEN

Tf it is

The only damn reason im alive right now is for him

IF IT WAS I WOULD HAVE LEFT YOUR ASS THE FIRST DAY

Because of him

I’m so confused

And he would too

Lauren and fletcher are the only people in this damn world that keep me alive.

HE WOULD HAVE NOT EVEN CARES FOR YOUR ASS IF HE DIDNT LOVE YOU

If even one of them left id leave

See, im just a burden.

CAUSE THEY BOTH ARE THERE FOR YOU

I..I’m just gonna go

I hurt everyone.

I live for him.

And he dosent even know im not ok..

IF YOU THINK UR A BURDEN NOW THEN YOU WILL BE A FUCKING INCONVENIENCE OF A BODY IF YOU DIE FOR ESPECIALLY ME AND MANY OTHERS

YOU DONT GAF ABOUT ME

STOP PRETENDING

BUT YK I DO

BLACH TOLD YOU

Really..?

Will I ever find a website where people aren’t suicidal all the time….

I WATCHED HIM TELL YOU

Yea.

I TILD HIM TO TELL YOU

If you cared.

If you really cared

you wouldnt do that shit

You wouldnt lie to me

You wouldnt let me belive the damn lies.

I THOUGHT YOU DIDNT GIVE A SHIT BOUT ME OR ANYTHING I SAID

So I gave up on trying to tell the truth or UT would hurt more than it did to hold the lies

I just wanna be ok and one person

I can only trust one person now..

So do I but its gone.

Like it never happened

Yeah.

When would u do it

Wdym?

When would u leave the earth

Its not going to happen

But if it where to

I think you already know when

Damn

And I even had the fucking effort to yell at fletcher to ask u out

He did ask me

And gee i wonder why

Yea uts basically pointless now

Im not going to leave

So hows it pointless?

AND I DONT BELIEVE U LIKE U DONT BELIEVE ME

Alr then ig when its that day youll see i wasent lying

Don't try and fool me

Im not fucking leaveing

Whatever u say

Ive said, I am going to live for him.

I said, I want to leave but i wont, for him.

Ive said im not going to leave

Wanna know why?

Cause im not gonna leave

Like you will see i wont leave when the time ccomes.

I dont belive you for how times youve lied to me, and because ive had proof you still where after you said u wouldnt the first time.

Wdym?

I-

Serena wtaf do you mean

It's fine

hm.

Afk