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Let’s go I can talk now

Alrighty! What to use…

Rubber chicken, machete, ice cream truck, anvil, gun, bazooka, so many choices!

I’ll beat him to death with a Rubber Chicken!

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Why my name in this post?

Cause it was before i had to tlel u abt wade

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Well how do I kill him if I can’t find him

If you don't love me anymore then you might just fucking say so

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U want me to leave?

Idk, stay if you want

Healing factors and all that jazz

I was watching a Robot Chicken vid while u guys were arguing

Best not to question it, I tend to move inconsistently

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BRB nature is calling, I thought I told her to lose my number, but guess she kept it.

Aaaaawh dang. Alr I’m back.

Btw Nature said she’s gonna call one of you sometime

So just get ready for that

Took me a while to pull out

Hehehehehehehheheheh boioioioioing

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Excuse me?

Ur my mom, shes my mommy.

Headpool

Boioioioioioioioioing

i think wade is having a heart attack

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Oh thank my left asscheek!

It was like XMen origins all over again

Don’t worry, I’ll kill him ;)

and the chances of him living are none

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Y would he break up with u

Cause idk, im not enough for some people so

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U were enough for me so u should be enough for him

Yea, sure i was..

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HOW DO U NOT KNOW?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Bitch yk exactly u were

Yea, sure ok..

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*kicks furniture and screams silently*

You’ll never take me alive!

*does the worm around the corner*

Now I can run *runs into street and gets hit by truck*

*ragdolls through air and gets hit by more cars*

Healing factor be so slooowww

You’ll never tape my mouth! *heals up then runs into street again*

You’ll never take me alivee

I’ll just heal, that’s what healing factors are for

Grappling hook away!*grapples onto roof*

Spider pool! Spider pool! Does whatever a spideprool can!

*hides on roof and army crawls*

*grabs bow and arrow from roof* I’m Rambo now guys. I’m not Deadpool, I’m RAMBO. *shoots arrows from the roof*

Where’s my lighter? *lights arrow on fire* Shooting star! *fires arrow*

Nananananana Batman! *skydives off roof and glides*

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Ur not

I am, some people have made it cclear

Wait why’d you say my name did u need soemthing?

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i will teach you how to think like me on monday cause it takes a lot of focus

I dont need that.

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I..I’m just gonna go

Will I ever find a website where people aren’t suicidal all the time….

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I dont belive you for how times youve lied to me, and because ive had proof you still where after you said u wouldnt the first time.

Fine then dont belive me, tell quinn and make sure to tell him i said im not leaveing but u dont belive me.

I swear if i get in trouble cause of her thinking im going to do something ive said many times im not

No, If Ok 2 Say gets contaced one more damn time they are putting my chromebook on lockdown mode.

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*shits in toilet while reading comments*

left the call we were in and idk why i feel like i did smt

I can’t make them leave tho.

Yea…we never shoulda joined, we made it worse

Headpool

Yea…we never shoulda joined, we made it worse

Some of the Bp members did, butsome like u made it better

I mean I’m not terrible, like me, mal toast, and sheluvme,

So many grammer errors in that sentence

˗ˏ 𝑀𝒶𝓎 ➴ ˊ˗

Why?

bc i cant talk to jakobe till monday

Headpool

So many grammer errors in that sentence

*whispers* autocorrect…..

WJE

*whispers* autocorrect…..

em can u join a call with me?

✨Jassy✨

em can u join a call with me?

sure drop the link

Meeting name: kMeet Meeting link: https://kmeet.infomaniak.com/pqyjmyjfymlpqlaj Meeting code: 7273374598

That would be a good idea..

˗ˏ 𝑀𝒶𝓎 ➴ ˊ˗

I might need to take a break from this site

just pls not a permant break

I probably won’t tho. Idk why I never last long when I take breaks.

Tbh the only reason im here alot is Fletcher otherwise id be on like maybe 30 mins a day in total

Headpool

Yea..

what are u on about rn

Headpool

I’m on weed. You?

crack.

Think positive today there is always a small chance that you school will be ran over by goats Monday

˗ˏ 𝑀𝒶𝓎 ➴ ˊ˗

Think positive today there is always a small chance that you school will be ran over by goats Monday

What

Maybe I’m overreacting..

Headpool

I love goats

this little ditch by my school has goats in it

About the drama and stuff, maybe I’m overreacting about it..

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i saw a camel today toooo ^^

Headpool

I love goat simulator

whts that

Headpool

About the drama and stuff, maybe I’m overreacting about it..

There is drama but its really not that bad its just what your focusing on.n

˗ˏ 𝑀𝒶𝓎 ➴ ˊ˗

There is drama but its really not that bad its just what your focusing on.n

Okay. It’s just that I didn’t want this site to turn into Bp with the drama and stuff.

MayWantsACoolName

Hru

real tired, i just got back from a swim comp

˗ˏ 𝑀𝒶𝓎 ➴ ˊ˗

It wont turn into Bp, Cause Bp sucks

Bp is cool

hey

Headpool

Okay. It’s just that I didn’t want this site to turn into Bp with the drama and stuff.

whats th drama about?

˗ˏ 𝑀𝒶𝓎 ➴ ˊ˗

Then why taf did you leave -.-

I didn't?

✨Jassy✨

HEY MALLLL

HEY JASSY

˗ˏ 𝑀𝒶𝓎 ➴ ˊ˗

It wont turn into Bp, Cause Bp sucks

Well that’s reassuring

MayWantsACoolName

Heyy

Hey May! (i love how that rhymes makes me so happy)

Flappy.

mallyyy

bbgggggg

✨Jassy✨

HRU

IM AMAZING RN

MayWantsACoolName

Hru mads

im great how're you?

˗ˏ 𝑀𝒶𝓎 ➴ ˊ˗

Ima js make another post

Alr

✨Jassy✨

lmao

heheheheh how bout you?

mal

bbgggggg

how was ur dayy

˗ˏ 𝑀𝒶𝓎 ➴ ˊ˗

Ima js make another post

sorry we kinda got sidetracked here

Flappy.

how was ur dayy

gooood how was yoursssss

MayWantsACoolName

Same as always.

:((

mal

gooood how was yoursssss

i js got back from a swim meet haha, i saw a bunch of my friends tho and it was so fun omg

oooo yayyy

MayWantsACoolName

It's okayyyy

okayyyy :)

Flappy.

i js got back from a swim meet haha, i saw a bunch of my friends tho and it was so fun omg

Yayy

yeah i bet

you will though

im being bored lmao you?

⛧ 𝓪𝓶𝔂 ⛧

heyyyy

heyyy

omg i love soup

MayWantsACoolName

I've never had soup

WHAT NOT EVEN LIKE CHICKEN NOODLE OR TOMATO???

⛧ 𝓪𝓶𝔂 ⛧

they had soup at the regatta

omg yess what kind

MayWantsACoolName

No

you are coming to my house and you are having all kinds of amazing soup...tomato, chicken noodle, beet, pumpkin...ALL OF IT

omg tomato soup with tortellini will always have a special place in my heart

mal

you are coming to my house and you are having all kinds of amazing soup...tomato, chicken noodle, beet, pumpkin...ALL OF IT

If I can come to your house sure. Just make sure it's clear of assholes first

uhhh my brother's a certified asshole but ill make sure he leaves you alone or he can shove a mouldy shoe down his throat

mal

uhhh my brother's a certified asshole but ill make sure he leaves you alone or he can shove a mouldy shoe down his throat

As long as he's not too much of an asshole

his biggest assholery move is hitting but he's weaker than a dying tortoise so it's fine

MayWantsACoolName

Or I mighl kick him over a fence

you have full permission to do that

mal

his biggest assholery move is hitting but he's weaker than a dying tortoise so it's fine

Lol

my dad's also an asshole but only to me

he'll be nice to you cause you're not me

:)

fr

mine makes me wanna shoot someone

mal

he'll be nice to you cause you're not me

Your parents are the not so nice type of Christians iirc, right? If so I don't think so haha

my mom is fine but not my dad

but they wouldn't say anything to you about it

they keep it in their heads unless, once again, you're me

my mom says things pretty respectfully though but not my dad

there was a point where i was questioning and my dad found out and on the way to a basketball game he made me listen to a podcast

the main message?

"all gays go to hell no matter what"

yeah

yeah but then it turned out i am straight so then he was nice again

but he was sooo passive aggressive until i assured him i was straight

When I tried coming out to my mom, apparently it means I'm delusional and going to hell. They've been telling me I'll go to hell over everything forever and honestly the only reason I haven't killed myself is part of me believes them

mal

but he was sooo passive aggressive until i assured him i was straight

:(

MayWantsACoolName

When I tried coming out to my mom, apparently it means I'm delusional and going to hell. They've been telling me I'll go to hell over everything forever and honestly the only reason I haven't killed myself is part of me believes them

yeah my parents also kept lecturing my brother telling him it's bad to hang out with gay people

and like i wasn't even questioning being les i was thinking i might've been bi

and had i been bi i still woulda had a preference towards guys

that's what i'd been thinking

MayWantsACoolName

Gay people shall bring upon the apocalypse

can i join them since im nice to them?

i wanna be apocalyptic

i wanna murder assholes

My parents have always sucked but ever since I came out to my mom she's been so much worse

MayWantsACoolName

Yesss

yayyyy

MayWantsACoolName

My parents have always sucked but ever since I came out to my mom she's been so much worse

my parents aren't great purely because im not really their kid

i fucking hate being adopted

like everyone is always like "it must be amazing to know your parents chose you"

but no it j gives me a reason to be pinned as the odd one out

they do

If you're going to adopt a child then treat them like your child

and i feel bad complaining about them cause they seem so much better than other parents cause they don't hurt me physically ever

like they'd never touch me

but they destroy me from the inside out

they wouldn't dare touch me. they know they wouldn't fucking get away with it

i don't take that shit

i'd hit them right back and i'd keep hitting until it's overkill

im fucking done with that shit

mal

and i feel bad complaining about them cause they seem so much better than other parents cause they don't hurt me physically ever

My parents don't physically hurt me and just have my brother do it instead yet you'll happily insult them with me, don't feel bad.

kay

but yeah

it's mostly my dad

im saying kay to not needing to feel bad

he does

he insults me and the worst part is generally he uses my bio mom to insult me so he's insulting both of us

MayWantsACoolName

Can I punch him

please do

literally i would love you to come here and we can run away together

im so fucking done with my family

earlier today my 2 year old sister gave me a picture she made me and it almost made me cry she's literally my only family member that seems to always want me

i j hope my parents don't change that about her

mal

earlier today my 2 year old sister gave me a picture she made me and it almost made me cry she's literally my only family member that seems to always want me

Aww :) what about the cannibal baby?

omg ill make the cannibal baby eat my dad

hahaha that'd be hilarious

And then I'll kidnap you and force you to run away with me

yesss

but ill need to be able to go to school cause i need to see liam still id miss him too much

the other night i vented to him about life for almost an hour

You'll see him again for now we're on the run mads mwahahahaha

heheheheh

SEATTLE

OMG CROWWWWW WE'RE COMING

hmmmmmm

a coffee shop

i want coffee and running is tiring

we need to meet up in seattle one day

and we can invite others from bp too

I demand we meet somewhere and run away then start our journey to Seattle

we could invite flappy and perc and amy and chex and lex and twilight and ice and fair weather and forest king and stardust and tiramisu and bee and jordan and nae nae

and we can somehow get irish goat girl too

and we'd meet crow there

omg i miss irish goat girl so much

mal

and we can somehow get irish goat girl too

I'll track her down

yessssss

she's so sweet

fr

i have a screenshot of a comment from her and i read it so much haha

i can't wait to be an adult

cause then i can move out but still see my sister and cannibal baby and liam

i can't leave

there's nowhere to go and im already adopted

there's no reversing it

it's too late

and i was so happy to get adopted too lmao

i was such an idiot

we don't have too long though

we'll be able to move out

and then our parents will wonder why tf we never contact them

My best bet for getting away is just showing off my transness but that has a 50/50 chance of landing me in a conversion camp

mal

and then our parents will wonder why tf we never contact them

If I make it

you'll make it

you got this

Y'know what fuck it. What's stopping me? I can do whatever the fuck I want and can't be stopped. They already have my brother hit me anyway

stopping you from what

i dunno

you're not a coward

that's not always cowardice.

sometimes there is something stopping you, you j don't know it

i dunno.

well i have stuff stopping me from running

i dunno what's stopping you though

i can't run cause i need to prove my parents wrong

I'll just run to your house and beat your whole family haha

lmao

i need to go to school and prove my parents im not a total failure

at least not yet

and i need to live and deal with this shit to prove to them im not weak

im stronger than they'll ever be

i've been through more shit than they'll ever be through

they have no right to think im weak

i will

ill be successful and when they're old and wrinkly and in a retirement home and im happy with a husband and (maybe) kids that I love and who actually love me back, ill laugh in their faces

ill adopt kids and ill show my parents it's not that hard to love them j because they're not your own blood

Should I do something extremely stupid because now I kinda want to have a conversation with my mom

i dunno what kind of conversation do you want to have with her?

Y'know. About the whole being trans thing. Worst thing that happens is they screw up bad enough I get to leave

that's true

yeah you should talk to them

mal

yeah you should talk to them

IDK if I can without crying through the whole thing and saying about 5 words a minute tbh lol

you can do it

j remember that what they think doesn't matter because you're better than them

you definitely should

show them who you really are

okay that's good

It sounds stupid but she's the one who deserves to know everything the most

it doesn't sound stupid. it makes sense

it's harder to do it with more than one person

How do I get her alone and make sure nobody overhears us though

are you ever like home alone with her?

damn

I go to the store with her alone sometimes but idk if I'll have the confidence by then

hmm

im sure you'll find the perfect time and you'll be able to do it and you'll slay

okay good luck

love you <3

Love you :) I hope your parents aren't going to be too assholish, goodnight :)

goodnight :)