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sup Dagger

Its odd dagger..

I fake adopted allota people on this site when i was bored..

Then i got fake adopted..

Then siblings got fake adopted by my fake adoptive..

Its better to not ask..

Negawhatt 💀

Idk..

Hey, King.

www.youtube.com/shorts/M1lwgQBTc9g

Jake, fletcher hasn't gotten on yet :/

I need to talk to him about yk.

he was on earlier I'm pretty sure

for like 2 comments

Oh..?

Where though-

idk

oh. ok.

“Yk”? 💀

???????????/

Im confused on whats wrong with it..

What do you need to talk to Fletcher about?

Oh, Im kinda upset with him..

Remember my prophecy about young relationships?

no..?

They almost always end. Quite abruptly.

I dont plan to break up with him about this.

At this age, it’s difficult to control and understand emotions.

True..

I’m always here to talk about stuff. I know quite a lot myself about this subject.

Oh ok then..

👌🏻

Yeah, Dagger's definitely a great person to go to if you need help with anything!

The King will provide

That uhm

I see.

And I know ive said things on that topic that I dont like that shit..

Damn, that really is tough.

Yeah..

Mabye he knows like things has happend before, but dosent know how much it upsets me

I never said how much it upsets me so, i just need to talk to him..

The only things you can do are talking to him firmly out of it.

But irdk what to say, idk if he will be mad.

Pay no attention if he gets mads. You say what you have to say, and the rest is up to him.

You can’t save him.

True,

.*

It’s up to him to decide.

It is really a stupid thing to do..

If it doesn’t work, tell him you can’t have a drug addict as a boyfriend. He’ll understand immediately that it implies breaking up.

I dont think hes addicted.

If he does nothing to get better or rejects your help, it’s best to leave him. Take a break.

But if he carrys on doing it then he will become one.

He will be.

....

*If he doesn’t stop while he still can.

Yea, I will talk to him about it.

The next time you see him, give him a great big warm hug. See how he reacts. When guys feel loved by their girl, they will forget about everything in life and savour the moment of being appreciated by their girl.

Trust me.

Yea, today i like gave him so much attnetion and like by the timte that class was over i was like idek just i felt like i needed sm attnetion bc it was jsut all there and alot then boom gone.

Like

I cant even explain it.

The quest of winning over the feminine heart is no easy task. That is why when us men do accomplish it, we are overjoyed and cannot get enough of it.

No need. I understand perfectly.

He just makes me so happy ^^

I asekd why he lets me steal his arm and use it as like a pillow 100 times a day and like 45423 hugs and alotta shit like that and he said it makes him happy and he likes it

I still dont understadn it

This must be a mutual feeing between you and him. I know for a fact men have a stronger sense of love for their girl. It’s really special to those who can attain it.

Oh?

This is why he makes me happy ^^ Just everything

Yes. A man getting a girl is extremely difficult. Girls will always get men because of things that are too complicated to explain.

oh, ok 0-0

I understand it perfectly.

Not in the bad way, though.

Dude, idek know how he makes me feel just

Happy very happy and excited and like energetic

And

erfregretbhwrtn

It’s just that when a girl gives a man attention and kindness, that man will utterly radiate with warmth and joy.

I fear i give him to much attention.

There is no such thing. We men can never have too much love from a woman. It’s something we crave.

Facts

Someone broke up with b4 cause i gave em to much attention and was to "Lovey Dovey"

But that was last year.

The dude probably didn’t like your style of love. He maybe thought it was cringe or too over-the-top. But if you give hugs, compliments and cuddles to your man, it’s perfect.

Oh shoot, I meant to reply to you, Angel.

Thats exactly what i do-

^^

Ik dw

My phone is retarded. 🫤

L

😭

Awh damnit, Now i miss him ):

Maybe don’t follow him around constantly. You probably don’t do that, but just saying.

A man needs some space once in a while.

I cant even, we only talk at end of band sometimes beginning, lunch and 4th hour then after school.

Oh and at breakfast.

And only in 4th hour we actually like talk cause hes right next to me.

I see.

Yeah.

Dude my brtoher brought a dying elephant here

Aka his trumpet

Child I'm here

And trumpets can go fuck themselves

Well, it was really good talking to you, Angel. But I gotta go, unfortunately. As a man, my advice is all facts. I see and understand things that many don’t. I don’t seem like a very observant wise advisor. But I know a lot of stuff about a lot of subjects.

YEA

Just ask for advice and you shall receive.

Ok, bye..

Can I ask?

Later. I gotta go.

I'm here, feel free to ask whatever

✌🏻

cya King

YEA GO TO JAKE

We love jake <3

lol

K

Jake is also one of the best advisors you could possibly ask for.

Yea, Jake is amazin

He’s The King. 👑

K...Jake can I ask question

I adopted jake.

sup

Dagger's the true Gigachad King tho

Seth what's up?

Does a saxophonist get to tell me I'm jerking off my instrument

Since I'm a trombonist?

WTF😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

hmmm

ITS COLTON AND SETH

remind me how a trombone is played

THEY BE TELLING ME IM JERKING OFF MY TROMBONE

LMAO

*non band kids*

lmao

Technically, since you're neither sucking it (I think) or stroking it, you wouldn't be jerking it off

youtube.com/shorts/6DcT2sGxzXo?si=a9Q0QZyM3VEYdAns

a saxophonist, on the other hand, is definitely fingering their instrument

NO THEYAINT

pretty sure they are

THEY PUSHING BUTTONS

OH YEA THANKS FOR THE ADVISE

ok true

HELP

as long as you dont stick your tongue anywhere you're probably good

MY BROTHER IS PLAYING TUMPET ITS EARRAPEING SOSUND😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

HUH

DUDE

Damn that sucks

No one like a trumpet

Is there anything wrong w/ flute/

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Idrk

Fr L Trumpet

www.youtube.com/shorts/qelJR5cET-g

Rawr

ok imma go have a snacc

if yall need anything lmk and I'll check in a bit

DUDE THIS MATH IS MAKING ME CRY😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

what kind of math

Math

well yeah

but what specifically

first one is no

I THOUGHT THE ANSWERD WHERE NUMBER NOT YES OR NO?

no, no, yes, no

no,no,no,yes,no

no no yes no no yes

I think

oh wait

wait no nvm

that should be right

can't be proportional if there's already a starting amount

Huh?

no no yes no no yes but theres 1 2 3 4 5 6 questions?

Wait that is 6..

equation for the fifth one would be y=64x+180 if you're interested

but I don't think that's what youre doing

STOP

lmao

NO STOP

PLEASE

NO

slope-intercept form gets easy once you learn it

what grade are you in rn

7th

damn

well then yeah

you'l learn that soon most likely

7th holy balls

And i aint tryna learn cause math makes me cry..

that's the same as my sister bro

Mabye i am ur sister

jk i adopted u

lemme tell you something, pay hella attention in math these next couple years cause it's the foundation for what you do in high school

SO GET IN THE BASEMENT

Ok

literally used slope-intercept form today no joke

and im 4 grades ahead

holy fuck im old

Oh ok ill try

yeah, and I'm down to help wherever I can

YAY I FINISHED ALL MY HW

*I finished all your homework

lmao jk

You did my playing test 0-0

YOU PLAY FLUTE?!?!?

Oh my gawdddddd~

nah not that

Ik.

also flutes are dope

ok imma actually go grab that snacc now

Yayyy ^^

brb

Oki

O/

Grade..

Im bad at school

Save

Save?

huh?

Hii-

Playing ds2 rn

Save?

Whyd u say save..

Idk

ok..

Why so skeptical this time?

Cause

Uhmm

Idk

Whoa

???

Beautiful reasoning

Awhh tyty

^^

Uhm

Yeah

Angel have you already talked to him about it

No..

Uh oh

Welp now’s your chance

What have I done :(

Uhmm

Nothing much.

Nuh uh

Don’t make me tell him

Damnit jake

You might

This is a choice you have to make

Fletcher.

Yes?

What u said to isaiah on emial.

Cant spell the mf's name

It's fine

oh.

If given the chance, probably

He’s talking about the name keep going

Yeah

If I know what youre talking abt

Oh

Ok

Uhm

The thing u said

Which thing

When he sadi smthing bout "hitting it"

Yeah?

Shoosh

Im uhm haveing a stroke

Hehe

Its not good.

Angel just keep going it’s alright

That shit really upset's me like trauma upset..

Like the reason my sister ran away and everything with my mom..

I hate it..

My bad

Fuck you

Fletcher you need to do a bit better than “my bad”

Toast please leave..

Yeah please do toast

Why?

Cause I said so that’s why

I have no context to this

Exactly

why would I though?

Just leave, it's not your business to be here

Fletcher just please dont do that shit..

That's not a good reason

Ok

You have less of a reason to be here

do I though?

Fletcher, it really hurts her to see someone so close to her talking about things of that topic, especially after everything it's done to her and her family.

Toast imma fuckin ban you chill out

Oh no!

Not a ban

on a site with no email verifacation

Fletcher promise you won't...?

spelling was probably shit

dude what came over you, you were totally fine earlier today

I'm bored

Toast is just on his period

yep

ok, but don't just harass other people bc you're bored

L

there's plenty of stuff to do

you might not

Like what?

your mom

damn idk, do something that interests you

Ok can everyone but jake and fletcher leave.

that isn't harassing other

fine

yes please do that

thank you :)

That's hurt

Dude, just shits happing its not like i did anything wrong..

K wow

Brought up a ver sensitive topic..

Why r u mad..?

Seth you understand keeping sensitive things more private, right?

pleeeeease?

:)

Jake i feel like i fucked up..

Nah you're all good

you blame yourself too much, really

you don't need to feel so guilty all the time, promise

Where tf did fletcher go

idk fletcher is always all over the place

probably messaging me on disc or something

pinging me a million times even tho I don't get notifications lol

YES PING EM 563456454245 TIMES

www.youtube.com/shorts/04X_CYuJsII

Fletcher died..

nah he's all good

bet

www.youtube.com/shorts/LdCXXYkxWNU When lion king

Dude you wanna see what i emialed fletchers freind?

sure

I may or may not have been haveing a stroke

awwwwwwwwwww

"And when the he"

The fucker said this

damn

bro is salty fr

Why is his fucking profile Steve Harvey....?

Idek

who knows

teenage boys are weird

But mia, only me jake n fletcher rn, k?

Ttyl though ^^

Oki ttyl

Jake..

hola

Do u think i upset fletcher?

I dont think he understand's how much damage that shit has done..

nah he's totally chill with it

I dont even fully understand it..

he might not fully understand either, but I can help him

and if you don't fully understand, why try to worry about how much it did?

what happened happened, best to learn from it and keep going forward

Cause i havent seen my sister since 5th grade and my dad treats me like her

Evenb though she tried to get him fired 3 times, tried to get him arrested 2 times, has stolen alot and vaped.

damn

And shes done alot more than that

The worst ive done is bommed a class..

And he treats me like im sposed to be like how she was..

Yk, when she was here, she tried to get me to vape.. Many times..

really?

One time, i felt so pressured i hit it one time but she wouldnt stop..

I didnt do it again after that..

She kept going on and on and on and on

well that's good that you didn't do it again

She tried to get me one..

addiction is a powerful thing

She was tryna make me do it so if i told on her, id go down to..

damn that's really messed up

Yea.

My entire family hates her

She fucking went to jail..

And shes never comeing back..

My dad threw all her shit away and gave my lil brother her room..

man

She really tore up my entire family..

My mom tore up that side

she tore up and threw this side..

I'm really sorry to hear that, Charlie.

I wish i didnt have a broken family..

And i just wish one damn person could be proud of me

I'm very proud of you

I've seen you do incredible things just since I've met you

And i dont have to hear my dad and his gf talking shit about me before i fall asleep

Hear them in the living room..

What have i done..?

Nothing. None of this is your fault

You're just unfortunately in a very bad situation.

It is my fault..

Otherwise they wouldnt do this.

How is it your fault?

Bc, they said so.

And they seem to control my life so

just because they said so doesn't mean its true

people will blame others for their own faults

Then why would they say it..?

I don't see how you could have possibly caused any of this

cause theyre fucking retarded, thats why

Im my moms therapist when shes drunk shes never helped me once.

I don't care what anyone says about you, you're absolutely amazing

So im like my moms therapist most of the time..

You're one of the most incredible people I've ever met, your resilience and undying love for others is unlike anything I've ever seen

No..

yes.

I almost murderd my friend

I actually took siccors and almost stabbed him.

how come?

He called me a hufflepuff furry

are you exaggerating this at all?

No.

I jumeped onto a chair

He coverd his chest with his chromebook

The teacher yelled at me

I went to the office.

He didnt talk to me much for 2 weeks

Then the calss thinks im mental

And me n him r freinds again

Charlie, I doubt you would ever really do anything like that

You might feel like you did it with the intention of that, but I can assure you you didn't

I was never gonna stab him.

Exactly

You're not like that, and I know it

No i actually was about to.

But i never wouldve

He knowsi just

I bottled sm i blew up

He just found out today that i broke down after it happend cause i felt os bad, adn then i feel like a horrrible person when he brings it up..

Regardless of what happened, I still admire you so much

It happend last year anyhow

so what's the sense in worrying about it now?

He wont stop bringing it up..

He says it like its a joke now but just found out today how it makes me feel

well then that's good, maybe he'll shut his trap about it

And he called me a Hufflepuff again today

people can't know how you're feeling unless you tell them

I fucking punched the table

Im not a damn hufflepuff

then tell him that!

don't let that bitch talk to you like that

He knows im not a hufflepuff

(respectfully)

Then he called me a slytherin

With i would proudly be

Guess who probably failed a math test! That’s right! This guyyy

Oop-

Charlie, I mean this in the absolute nicest way possible, but there's no sense in getting so worked up over hogwarts houses

Btw I’m a Hufflepuff

YES THERE FUCKING IS

IS HARRY POTTER

IM OBSESSED

I AM A HUFFLEPUFF YOU SHALL ALL DIE

THERE IS VERYVERY MUCH SO

A POINT

DO NOT EVER SAY THAT AGAIN

FEEL THE WRATH OF THE BADGER HOUSE

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NAH BRO

Hello

Angel I feel like you exaggerate and dramatize some things too much. I don't mean that to be rude, but it does seem like that every now and then

I SHALL STRIKE THEE DOWN

YOU SHALL TRY

How so?

Avada Kedavra!!

Plese leave

NOOOOOOOO

Why?

*Died* ):

Just, please

*cute anime pose* HAHA! VICTORY!

I will try to not be annoying

smh wade killed his own sister

what a meanie,

Victory Pose

Explain why

leave or get banned

simple as that

please.

OMG CAN EVERYONE BUT WADE AND JAKE GO IM TRYNA TALK TO JAKE AND UNDIE THEN MURDER WADE

WAIT WHAT

Also jake dw i fucked my last test

YOULL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE

Wade*

Not jake i meant wade

Damnit my brain isnt working

I can’t brain today, I have the stupid

From whom?

*Pheonix tears fall on me so i come back alive*

by me

OH DANG

CRUCIO

OOOH NOOOOOOSSS

Hehehe~

What is going to be the reason to ban me?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIEEEEEEEEE

*throws wade into the tree so it beats him alive*

NOOOOOOOO OW EE OWIE OWWW

You need a valid reason

My pelvis….

REVENGE

Hehehe

*turns into a cat*

Owie..

Oh shit my weakness..KITTENS

*goes to the tree and presses the place where the thing so it stops moveing*

Jake?

My entire body hurts.

*drags wade into safety and heals him*

sup

YAAAY!

Good cat

*jumps on wades head*

^^

Awwwww good kitty

Tell me the reason

*lies on his head and falls asleep*

Now I can’t move or else that cat shall wake…*20 minutes later* Dang sleepy cat..

Moderators need a valid reason to ban people. You can't ban me just because you want to. I didn't even do anything.

*falls of his head*

Oo *ctaches*

*still asleep*

it was just a threat to get you to leave lmao

*gently pets cat*

www.youtube.com/shorts/9ckMVGFwipM

gotta go, peace

*purrs soflty*

Bye jake^^

Do you think I'm stupid?!

Wade, yk.. Last time i tunred into a cat, fletcher hit me with a wrench..

WAIT WHAT

Yea-

That’s just cruel

And said

It was almsot wholesome

WOW

Yea..

I do this shit and would murder someone for calling me a furry..

*jumps down turning human*

*startled*

*giggles*

Ima animagus

Noice

Fletcher died

Dude ur pfp went through puberty 3 times i swear-

Wait when?

u js changed it 3 times

Yep! I do that every once in a while whenever I feel like it lol

Currently, I’m a Lego

oooh

Yea I change it up a lot for fun

The current one is less blurry

FLOOFY HAIR

F L O O F

Hehehe

DOGEEEEeeee

John Cena?

0-0

im scared fletcher onna hate me ):

Why?

Cause i aint loveable

Since when says who?

Since yes says me

I don’t think u have anything to worry about lol

Why?

The hell you arent

U guys r great together

Jake u scare me

Don’t talk about yourself that way, Angel, everyone knows you’re like the most lovable WJE member

Aaaaaaaaaaay those five minutes are up Jakey boi

HOW THE FU-

*Turns into cat and hides from jake*

What five minutes bro

Remember I said earlier…I’d give u a five minute head start?

No, when?

Earlier

Well duh

Like what conversation

When i made a post saying jas cant murder but then wade said i didnt say he coulndt

then askedd who he was gonna murder

Heheheh

Yeah I don’t remember that lol

then gave choices

But alr

you said u was the last one

5 minutes ig

then he went to do a test

1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11..

Guys, stay here ima be afk for like 10 mins

I gotta go rn but I’ll probably be back on later

bruh

600 comments?

jesus

Alr

Toast when u making ur glorious Bp return as Mexican gunslinger?

wtf

:)

Im back

Yippie

Hii

◡̈⋆ʜᴇʟʟᴏ(●’◡’●)ﾉ

dude

I love you <3

Iove you too

Also rember when i tunred into a cat and u hit me with a wrench?

Irl?!?

no no no

Lmao

I cant turn into a cat irl-

I think..

What would u do if im a real animagus and turn into a cat irl?

hi

Hiii

Hi

Fletcherrrr~

What r u gonna do if i turn into a cat irl

Like an animagus

Pet you :)

I love pets ):

Never get em though

:0

I would be a lot more bold if we weren't in school and surrounded by judgemental people

Mainly some tweens

When im next to you, everyone else disappears ^^

My dads moving

Where?

I'm trying to get him to go to bay city

He wants more snow

he should

Yeah

Fletcher

I could bike to your house, liams and seths

I would scare the fuck out of Seth and liam

If i ever want to kms, make sure i do something

Pull up "The morning after i killed myself by illness" Trust me, itll stop me..

Do you want to?

But make sure i watch it at like breakfest or smthin..

Sometimes..

Kinda

Ish

But idk

I know im not going to

but

yk

Sometimes I want to aswell

Not often

But if we were alone I would be more cuddly and bold

Yeah

Sounds so fun and comfortable

Fr though

But rember that video..

Its deep

I saw it and then i used it

And one tim ei had gotten rid of my emontions

Heard the music in that video before it starts and it all came back

Then i got bpd

I can imagine us in a room lit up by the tv and we cuddle as the rain patters on the window

Ok

Dude dont make me blush, my dad and his gf and my brother in the living room 0-0

Nah nvm its impossable to make me do tht

I bet you would look even cuter when you blush ^^

You should flirt back

I bet you cant make me blush 20 times ina hour

You look like a flirty person