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Smash or pass? If smash, I understand why. If pass, it’s ok too!

Smash
5 %
Pass
76 %
Idk, you look kinda normal to me
19 %
21 votes · Final results

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Comment deleted by ADHD autist

I am 13, but people that meet me irl say to me I look one year older.

I love myself, I don’t care what people think about me. And you probably just react like that, because you have decided to act like you act. Just because you want to be negative. I. Do. Not. Care.

I’m not going to discuss with you right now, because I don’t need to. And I am busy with something/someone else.

🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮😥🥺😭😭😭😭😭😭

Why are u posting urself on here💀

You obviously care what people think once you post your ugly face and ask for people’s opinions on your looks. You seek validation from strangers, making you even more worthless and stupid. Stop pretending you’re this sigma girl who is independent and feels good about who she is. It’s obvious you rely on people and opinions to make yourself feel better about your miserable life.

You can't say that you don't care about what people think of you and then ask if they'll "smash or pass" you because of your face. You obviously care about what people think of you and people are going to call you out on it. People don't like you because you're mean and think that you're offensive. There are people on here who are way more mean than you to everyone just for the sake of it. They don't like you because you're a liar. A hypocrite. If you don't care about anything about what people say then why add fuel to the fire? Why comment? Why bother? Haters are going to hate, but you're just making it worst for yourself because you keep doing things that are making the haters egg you on until you crack. If you seek attention, then you'll get it here but it depends if you want good or bad attention. And you clearly want bad attention.

After our debacle, I respected you because you stood up for yourself when I was calling you an idiot. I didn't like you but I respected you. All of that is gone now because you keep causing drama. Just for attention. Shame

Wilkinsonburritos

You can't say that you don't care about what people think of you and then ask if they'll "smash or pass" you because of your face. You obviously care about what people think of you and people are going to call you out on it. People don't like you because you're mean and think that you're offensive. There are people on here who are way more mean than you to everyone just for the sake of it. They don't like you because you're a liar. A hypocrite. If you don't care about anything about what people say then why add fuel to the fire? Why comment? Why bother? Haters are going to hate, but you're just making it worst for yourself because you keep doing things that are making the haters egg you on until you crack. If you seek attention, then you'll get it here but it depends if you want good or bad attention. And you clearly want bad attention.

Basically what I said. 🤷🏻‍♂️

𝔇𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯

Basically what I said. 🤷🏻‍♂️

I know, I'm just building on them

My balls is bigger than yours

In do “smash or pass” because it seems popular, I’m just bad at the timing👌🏻

I’m actually one of the most popular people in my class, but I’m going to start at an different middle school than them, because the school I’m going to start at, actually helps people more with their daily difficulties. My best friend is literally heartbroken because she “can’t survive without me at school” Guess what she has to do for 3 years straight.

First of no ones gives a shit it if your "popular" second no one asked if your going to a new school and third of all ofc she cares you said she was your damn best friend. Why the actual fuck are you posting yourself online saying "smash or pass" and you saying it's popular right now proves that you are not, its not popular, stop seeking attention, get a life.

Yeah tonight is the night I′m going out to party

Wow!! Congratulations 👏. No one gives a shit.

Feeling right, looking tight Come get the Drinking shots, on the rocks

How can you feel right when you look below wrong.

Want to forget about the 9 to 5 tonight

Also you're 13 and drinking shots?

Cause I just want to lose it (hey oh)

Ofc you're using song lyrics because you can't talk for yourself.

Wanna dance to the music (hey oh)

I get it, you lost. We its fine to cry.

And there's no-no way to refuse it (wo-oh)

I want to rock all night tonight

I put my hands up to the city night (oh-ey-oh)

I′ll be on the floor and screaming loud (oh-ey-oh)

Everybody, let me hear you singin' (oh-ey-oh)

We party all night long (all night long)

I put my hands up to the city night (oh-ey-oh)

I'll be on the floor and screaming loud (oh-ey-oh)

Everybody, let me hear you singin′ (oh-ey-oh)

We party all night long (all night long)

Yeah tonight is the night I′m going out to party

Come get the Drinking shots, on the rocks

ADHD autist, a mod deleted your picture on the german site

Want to forget about the 9 to 5 tonight

Cause I just want to lose it (hey oh)

Wanna dance to the music (hey oh)

What she is doing is singing because she likes to pretend she doesn't give a shit on what other people think, when clearly she dose.

And there's no-no way to refuse it (wo-oh)

She's singing because she can't find a way to stand up for herself because she's lost.

I put my hands up to the city night (oh-ey-oh)

I′ll be on the floor and screaming loud (oh-ey-oh)

I have talked with Ina a couple of times here

She's singing because she likes to think people like her.

Everybody, let me hear you singin' (oh-ey-oh)

We party all night long (all night long)

I put my hands up to the city night (oh-ey-oh)

I′ll be on the floor and screaming loud (oh-ey-oh)

Everybody, let me hear you singin' (oh-ey-oh)

We party all night long (all night long)

Finally! I don’t know what the actual fuck was going on right now.

I got an obsession, and my autism made me finish it!😰

But, why did it make me sing out the lyrics of All Night Long, by Ray Knox? And make me write the lyrics too?😰😰😰 I’m actually very concerned about myself for a moment now…

ADHD autist

But, why did it make me sing out the lyrics of All Night Long, by Ray Knox? And make me write the lyrics too?😰😰😰 I’m actually very concerned about myself for a moment now…

Stop seeking attention no one cares.

I got an urge to do what I just did, and I have no control over it.

Me myself, scares me more than water.

And I fear water, so I actually fear myself more than water. It’s not me as a person I fear, but my actions.

Comment deleted by ˗ˏ 𝑀𝒶𝓎 ➴ ˊ˗

I haven’t moved an inch, and I’m already sweating😰

Comment deleted

“Like I Said” what? What was like you said, Chxl?

It’s ok. I’m still terrified about myself.

Do you ever just shut up

ADHD autist

It’s ok. I’m still terrified about myself.

Stop seeking fucking attention.

I’ve been dreaming on In my head like I've seen it

A life worth living is a life with meaning

I’ll do what I love till My heart stops beating

Gotta taste can’t erase bitterness in my face

Work a job every day till Your dreams fade away

Like a cog never change play The game how we say i need a break

I’m staying strong, need to move on

To be what I want, I’ll keep dreaming on

I’m staying strong, need to move on To be what I want, I’ll keep dreaming on

I wanna be someone, I wanna be great

I'm gonna be someone, it’s never to late

Game face on when I chase like that Yeah I play so strong with A knife in the back Imma swing home run like a baseball bat Gonna see me rise you gon' hate on that I don’t play both sides doing me no cap Imma ride or die for my dreams on tap Imma fly real high you ain’t seen me slack No it’s not how you fall it’s How you get right back Up, that’s how you get tough Calluses on my hands so rough Yeah I’ll call your bluff, I'm not the one Mess with me and come out with none Cause I’m so done, you had your fun And now you gonna face down The barrel of the gun Cause I gotta full clip with your name on it But imma let you slide cause You ain’t worth it

I’m staying strong, need to move on To be what I want, I’ll keep dreaming on

I’m staying strong, need to move on

To be what I want, I’ll keep dreaming on

I wanna be someone, I wanna be great

I'm gonna be someone, it’s never to late

_______________________________________ I did it again, did I?

well, at least this time I won’t get copyrighted though…………….

That one with very much text, is the rap part, That’s what I just realised.

WOW!! Everyone Congratulate ADHD for not Realizing that no one gives a fuck and copying and pasteing!!

how? you’re probably around the same age as me, or older, and NEVER listened to music?

Sometimes I get so mad There’s no controlling me My thoughts get so bad

I might grab a bat I don’t know my wrath

I lost all feeling from my head to my toes

You said some shit that can’t let go So just stay tuned for the rest of the show

So have you ever felt betrayed?

Cuz I know you got me fucked up

I’ll take a face full of pavement

I know there’s no turning back

I know there’s no turning back

I’ll do what it takes I ain’t making mistakes like that!

I’ll bleed on ya face just to make you go take it back

I’ll lose my shit I go crazy when I’m mad

And now you gon wish you had shut the fuck up real bad

Eh-oh eh-oh Eh-oh eh-oh Eh-oh eh-oh

And now that I’m gone yea I know there’s no turning back

Eh-oh eh-oh Eh-oh eh-oh Eh-oh eh-oh

And now that I’m gone yea I know there’s no turning back

Ima poke a hole through you chokings over do

Come at me and you won’t Get any older dude crack you whole to two

Heating up inside of me Blood so violently Thanks for trying me (that's right!)

Now it’s finally time to see How this rivalry Becomes my dynasty.

I’ll take a face full of pavement Just to make a statement

I know there’s no turning back

Oh god adrenaline wasted So mad I can taste it

I know there’s no turning back

I’ll do what it takes I ain’t making mistakes like that!

I’ll bleed on ya face just to make you go take it back!

I’ll lose my shit I go crazy when I’m mad!

And now you gon wish you had shut the fuck up real bad!

Eh-oh eh-oh Eh-oh eh-oh Eh-oh eh-oh

And now that I’m gone yea I know there’s no turning back!

Eh-oh eh-oh Eh-oh eh-oh Eh-oh eh-oh

And now that I’m gone yea I know there’s no turning back!

stop blaming it on your ADHD and Autism too. why the hell would you flaunt your mental illnesses like you do? They're not medals or trophies

Wilkinsonburritos

stop blaming it on your ADHD and Autism too. why the hell would you flaunt your mental illnesses like you do? They're not medals or trophies

Facts

I despise people who use their mental illness as a way to get attention. it's the most pathetic shit I have ever seen

OMG. Autist, why are you se retarded? Where did your parents go wrong to give birth to such a pathetic excuse with no life and no brain.

Why you guys had to make too much comments!?

This part: Sometimes I get so mad There’s no controlling me My thoughts get so bad I‘m like I might grab a bat I don’t know my wrath My blood boils over like

And this part: I lose my shit I go crazy when I’m mad

Is actually true about me, Neffex couldn’t describe it better.

What are you talking about? Who are you talking to? How does this make your argument valid?

She has no valid argument.

It’s true, when I get mad, I have no control over myself.

Then stop making a fool of yourself and work on it. You’re not going to make friends if you’re going to be a dick to everyone

Alora💕

WOW!! Everyone Congratulate ADHD for not Realizing that no one gives a fuck and copying and pasteing!!

Where should we throw the party

ADHD autist

I’m actually one of the most popular people in my class, but I’m going to start at an different middle school than them, because the school I’m going to start at, actually helps people more with their daily difficulties. My best friend is literally heartbroken because she “can’t survive without me at school” Guess what she has to do for 3 years straight.

ok

Apple, are you going through the old posts

ADHD autist

I’m actually one of the most popular people in my class, but I’m going to start at an different middle school than them, because the school I’m going to start at, actually helps people more with their daily difficulties. My best friend is literally heartbroken because she “can’t survive without me at school” Guess what she has to do for 3 years straight.

wha\

Yes I enjoy going through really old posts

ADHD autist

And I fear water, so I actually fear myself more than water. It’s not me as a person I fear, but my actions.

Oh you have rabies

ADHD autist

I’ll do what I love till My heart stops beating

What are you on about?

Ápple

Yes I enjoy going through really old posts

Yeah, I can tell AHQHAHAHAHHA

Toast ツ

hey sah

1 month to late, but Hey Toast

thenigga90

EW A ADHD AND A AUSTISM KID

Cool, let’s bully someone for some differences in their brains that they can’t control! How cool we are!

We are amazing, right. We all are good humans, definetly.

Alastor Wade.

Cool, let’s bully someone for some differences in their brains that they can’t control! How cool we are!

Not a bad idea. (Jk)

Ooh this place was very toxic 7 months ago!

ethan why are you commenting on old posts

real