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Im finally rizz worthy. Im now dating my crush who is super nice and super hot and cute. Are you guys proud of me?

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To bad you can’t be as nice as your are in real life on this site maybe you would have some more followers

Don’t get upset I’m just making fun

You said I was being mean in the Roblox chat

Your going to be surprised with my new glasses

I’ve been called dahmer at school and by my mom so many times

I’ll do a post in the meme section with a photo hold on

Fine I’ll still make the post later though

big pat on the back for perv

Lmao, Your a funny girl.

How are you supposed to find him?

Nice job getting an online β€œgirlfriend.” Now why don’t you try going out into the real world like a true man and get some actual pussy.

Lol tippecanoe retard

What's to say you're not an alternate account of Lovely Perv? What proof do YOU have? Idiot child.

Unlike you and all the other fortnite kids on this website, I have an actual hoe. Your little virtual girlfriend isn’t all that impressive when you consider that we proper men have to go out into the physical world to snag real women.

This niigga said fortnite kids

They know each other irl retard stop hating fuckass bitch thats why i made yo mama pussy into a slip n slide stupid ass bitch i was in yo bed and i had my hand on her neck and she moaned mmm daddy while you was at school stupid ass bitch you look like ronald mcdonalds retarded cousin lonald mcponald stupid ass hoe

Your name is literally fucking β€œAss,” and you expect me to take you seriously? Also, I don’t go to school, because I, unlike you, am a grown man with a job, a house, and a REAL girlfriend.

Ur on a site with kids that aint even know they pythagorean theorem and you tryna talk shit

EDP lookin ass bitch HOOOOOG RIDAHHHHH soundin ass hoe go suck a dat cock n choke on it

Yo β€œreal girlfriend” prolly too young to even have a job dumbass bitch only job is a blowjob u forced her to give dumbass bitch thats why yo girl be ridin in a BOOSTER SEAT getcho ass on bruh

At least I didn’t meet my girlfriend on a fucking joke site. What are you going to say when your kids ask how you and mom met? Oh wait, you can’t have kids, because you’re 2000 miles away from each other, have little to nothing in common, and your dick is probably too small, anyway.

Also, you sound like you’re talking from experience.

They go to the same school how can they be far away stupid ass fuck u should know bc you pick up ur girl everyday from fuckin elementary school boy tryna shit on their relationship when u cant even pull girls ur age so u go for girls that have too little legs to run and too underdeveloped a brain to say no shutcho bitchass the fuck up boy who you think you is

At least I don’t have to rely on a damn website to communicate with my girlfriend. But I guess it makes sense that their relationship was formed on a joke site, because that’s exactly what it is; a joke.

And for the record, my gf just graduated college, so your β€œpedophile” jokes aren’t worth anything.

Wow! So you’re good at photoshop?

Your name is quite fitting, considering that the person you’re defending is indeed pretty damn stupid.