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i wonder how many strangers dislike me becuse of how someone else described me to them

since bat wings are just skin stretched between elongated finger bones, bats fly through the power of jazz hands

anonymous.. thats.. wow

every year on the calendar we pass our death date

of all the spiderman universes you could have been born in, you were born in the one where he was a fictional character

@uncle john OMG

if you rip a hole in a net, there are actually fewer holes in it than before

if you removed all laws, the crime rate would be 0%

i wish i could meet myself so that i could see what i look like and hear what i sound like to other people

nothing is on fire, fire is on things

What if your dog one day just randomly said, "Nobody is going to believe you." and then never spoke again.

Today were the youngest and oldest we've ever been.

If you could meet any cartoon character, who would it be and what would you do together?

Probably Johnny Test, I thought he was the coolest guy ever as a kid

The fruit orange 🍊 was made before the colour orange because the colour used to be called red yellow ...

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