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So can i join this kingdom? ill be the queen!!!

Im joking dont kill me

I fully expected that to be commented at some point. We will be clearing things up, so for now I suggest everyone to leave this topic alone.

Thank you, and I don't support the idea of Fruit of the Elements joining because of obvi reasons.

yeah we prevent bullies not invite them!

ecxpecialy a bully prevention group!

cat is right, fruit is never joining!

Let’s not, uh, single people out. Like I said, nobody will be joining from now on.

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There are 3 people part of it an only 3 people. And that's me, Jake, and rmk. We don't need or want a secretary, or a shielder. Those are useless jobs.

I think it would be fine if the girls keep their titles. Yes, we the Kings are separate from their group, but they are just as important to the site’s integrity. We’re still all fighting for the same cause.

Okay

I DON'T WANT THERE TO BE ANY GROUP. WE ARE ALL JUST PEOPLE IN A COMMUNITY WHO CHAT MAKE JOKES AND HAVE FUN. NOT GO AFTER A BUNCH OF DUMBASS ANONS WHO SAY SHIT AND PRETEND WE SAVED THE DAY. I'm not mad, I'm just exasperated. Why do we need this?

Honestly I'm not quite sure what to do with this anymore. I'll admit I did seem to be making it more structured, which it shouldn't have been. Like I've said, this isn't some official task force thing and I don't want it to become that.

Do you have a problem with us Dagger? If so say it now because I'm sick and tired of you talking about my friends and I like this. It's fucking disrespectful when we did NOTHING wrong, so. I'll ask you again, stop it.

.-.

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I love how this has just become a running joke whenever something happens lmao

Ikr

I'm sorry for needing to stand up for myself on a fucking website for jokes.

I never said I had a problem with you, I never insulted any of you, and I wasn't referring specifically to you about the group. I don't want this to be a fucking civilization with groups of people with useless jobs. this is a community. I don't have anything against you, and I NEVER SAID YOU DID ANYTHING WRONG.

And stop what? I didn't start anything.

If you have a problem with us being a part of this, that's your problem. You're asking for Drama. This is ridiculous. Its not always about what YOU want mate, its about the people around you that matter.

What you started was saying shit about us being the protecters and stuff.

We have a test to start now. Bye.

*Exasperated sigh* Holy fuck.

I never said I had a problem with you, goddamnit.

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Yes, we don't need those, but it wasn't meant as an insult.

Well, you're basically saying we have no need or purpose in this.

In what?

In a fucking government on a jokes website?

The. Group.

THERE IS NO GROUP.

Dagger, I see where you're coming from on this, but honestly, that's not what I intended for the three girls. Cacey asked to be the shielder so I said sure, sounded fun. Figured I'd give the other two central upstanders their own titles since they did a lot. It's really not as formal as you think.

I'm addressing the issue where they think I insulted them.

I'm not trying to form some sort of government system, because in a way it already existed. I merely gave it an identity.

I know, I'm just saying.

Exactly, I have a math test to go through and so does Cat.

Look. You need to get a grip, Hailey is right. Nothing is always about YOU, understand that please. You might say you don't have a problem with us but there's proof right there pointing you do. You need to figure out what you mean instead of righting what you don't and starting drama because this seems to be an ongoing problem with you at this point. You yelling doesn't help one bit, you've started drama before and now you're starting it again.

Amen 🙏

You misunderstood what I was trying to say.

And you're overreacting.

No, I knew exactly what you said. And I'm not 'overreacting', I'm standing up for myself.

;-;

No, you don't. you can't know what I trying to say when you mess it up completely.

This is to everyone. Above all, I don't want ANYTHING to happen between all of us. No drama or anything. I don't want to have to pick sides, and I'm sure most of us don't either. In my mind, all of us, and a few other users are sort of a core group within the site. The "usuals," if you will. As such, I don't want something to come between this closely-ish knit group.

I have better things to do, like math homework, so you can pointlessly argue with yourself.

That was directed to Caitlyn.

Yeah I know.

Can you fuck off and stop attacking me for ONCE?

And I have better things to do, my math TEST. Which Cat and I need to focus on.

That was to Dagger

Yes I also know.

This sounds like it has the potential to become Dagger Vs. Caitlyn, and judging by what I've heard about Dagger Vs. Hailey, we don't want that to happen.

We've had a Caitlyn, Hailey, Vs. Dagger

Exactly,

I'm sorry for over reacting/misunderstanding. But honestly, Dagger needs to realize when the things he says could have potential harm to a person.

Exactly what I was thinking 🤣

"Great minds think alike" 🧠

True, I do agree with that Dagger. This goes for everyone, we all need to be thoughtful of what we say on the internet.

Sounds super cliche but it's true

Yea, okay. Now, Shush. I need to get this test done 😑

Yup. Good luck you guys!

Also, do any of you know what this would be? 🤣

A champion netball team scored 90, 89, 76 and 88 goals in 4 games.

For this number of games, the championship record was 309 goals.

By how many goals did the team break the record?

Had a similar question on the ACT today lol

hElP uSsSs 🤣

34.

Just add those 4 up and subtract the previous record.

We not dat smart

Thankyou!! 🙃

We have broken brains now.. the next one's impossible ;-;

No prob! I'm surprised you have unsupervised internet access for the test, but if you need any more help lmk

What is it?

Nvmd got it >:D

Noice

*Brain continues to break*

;-;

Tell me these I need to shake off this math mindset from the test I had today lmao

Idk why I want to do math after answering like 75 complex problems in an hour but for some reason I do

The rest of it is really basic bc we sucked at the first half ;-;

Dang, that's nice tho

I love how I'm on here doing other people's schoolwork while I'm procrastinating on my own XD

🤣🤣🤣

Somethings in my eye it hurts so bad

Karma.

For what?

Oof

Living,

Unfollowing now

I got my laptop out to do an English assignment, spent about 5 minutes writing one sentence, and then came on here

:P

Imagine

Oml Jake

Maybe it's the 5 Kit Kats, 3 bags of M&Ms and Skittles, 2 Milky Ways, and an ungodly amount of Twix in my body, but idk

I'm sitting here giving her the answers lol

Do I always attack you, Caitlyn? If so, then it's not a problem with me, but with you.

I'm starting to wish I didn't get this much candy at halloween

Why do simple phrases offend people always?

Because you're rude.

My mom works at a dentist office though so that's nice. Plus I haven't had a cavity since I was like 9

@Dagger, stop.

@Jake, I barely got any. ;-;

And yes I do have a problem, it's you.

How am I rude?

Guys I think I'm running out of twix

Fucking scroll up Dagger.

Here here here

No, it;s yourself.

Ayyy thanks

Don't blame other people for your bullshit.

I didn't start shit. You thought that comment was an insult it wasn't.

To me it was.

Ok just checked my pillowcase, I've got 3 fun sizes, a mini, and my big one like in Hailey's photo

I don't give a shit what you thought it was, I care what I meant it to be.

Exactly,

I'm sorry for over reacting/misunderstanding. But honestly, Dagger needs to realize when the things he says could have potential harm to a person.

Np, Jake.

Here-

I gotta treasure these things, who knows when I might have one again

Me. When you go to the shops and buy one.

bUt iM bRoKe

Gotta love being an overworked high schooler with too many hobbies to make room for a job!

Yes, there shouldn't be a group of chivalrous people saving the day on a jokes website. Could things just go back to normal?

I DIDN'T MEAN TO INSULT ANYBODY, AND IF YOU THINK SO, YOU'RE WRONG AS FUCK.

@Jake maybe work at Maccas ;-;

Just because you think you didn't insult us doesn't mean you didn't!

Holy fuck.

Idk if they hire at 15, there's only a select number of places that do here. My friend is probably gonna become a supervisor at the theme park he works at soon, and he said I should get a job there so we can just chill in the back all day. Maybe I'll do that lmao

Are you actually stupid.

No, never said I was. Can you grow up Dagger and realize you aren't always the good guy?

Dagger, that may not have been your intention, but I think Caitlyn took it that way.

I didn't mean it as an insult, but you thought I did. Who do you think you are to dictate what I say?

Dagger I think you're starting to lose your chad-ness.

@Jake same here mate, trying to work out where I'm gonna get a job at.

Just because you think it was an insult, doesn't mean it was.

Well, you're not helping, Hailey.

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Yes, but to me it was fucking respect that.

WELL MAYBE I DON'T WANT DRAMA!

No I won't respect a false notion.

Doesn't mean you get to take it out on us.

Kayla so am I. Go away.

What I usually look for in a job is:

1. They're understanding of things like schedules and stuff

2. Nice coworkers and a friendly environment

3. MONEYYYYY (jk) (but also not jk cause im broke af)

Kayla, respectfully, you're not a part of this conversation.

Yes.

Go. Away.

The place my friend works is notorious for having none of those 3 things, but if I get to get paid for breathing in probably toxic fumes while relaxing in a kitchen, imma take that

Just because you have shit going on in your life, doesn't mean others don't.

Facts

.-.

Look up isaiah Perkins he rain away and he is my brother

do we look alike just in case y'all don't believe me

My friend almost passing out from breathing in some sort of fumes probably from a cleaner thing and also got trapped inside a freezer for hours

Excellent work environment!

yikes, i'm sorry

My teacher just did a dance 😂🤣

Nice

you at school lol, its 7:39 for me here

Yooo I gotta show you guys a video from my 6th grade math class, might have to put it on youtube

that my brother

My math teacher was hilarious, she always did crazy things with the class

What's happening here?

We MADE HIM dance. WE told him we finished the test and he just went 'good job' and Caitlyn started going mental and we made him do a dance 🤣

now tell me if we look alike y'all should know what i look like if not got to my profile and i have a pic there

lmao

Lmao nice

Look, Kayla. We don't need to know all the stuff in your life.

You're saying all of this for ATTENTION. I've got some serious stuff going on in my family that I've not even told my best friend, because I don't want the pity or attention. You're only doing it for pity.

nah i'm just saying because it is all over the news

I agree with Hailey, you gotta stop actively trying to get attention this way. And Hailey, I 100% understand why you're keeping that to yourself, but I would highly advise talking to someone about it if it's that serious.

She just talked to me mate

Good to hear. Hope things work out well.

Omg remember this Hailey?

AHA

Guys I wrote down another sentence for my English assignment that is 6 days overdue!

Listen, I don't want there to be drama. I want peace. If you think I said anything insulting, I'm sorry. Let's go back to normal. PLS.

I am literally the best student ever

Yeah, I agree with Dagger, we definitely don't want to be starting anything.

Omg, ur the best student in history.

Hi, guys

Thank you Dagger, I don't want there to be drama either. I'm sorry that I found it insulting but that's just how my brain works. I feel very attacked at the moment so I'm quite defensive so yes, we can go back to normal

No, Lizzy. Don't get involved.

I used to be "gifted" and got perfect grades but at this point there's so much going on that I don't have time to commit as much as I used to.

Lizzy leave it

You too Anons lmao

But thanks for the support

I know, I've just been watching lol

Anons is a friend of mine and Cats .-.

Ah ok, mb

Lol.

Carry on then lol

Yeah

Jacob is busy doing shit at the moment, I mean him being stupid with his friends 🤣, so he ain't online

I feel bad now, sorry!

Don't.

It's fineee

It's alright.

Not everyone knew, we kinda kept it a secret.

Yea

I can get soooo guilty for the littlest things. Like, whenever someone tries to buy me something, even if it's as simple as like a soda at a restaurant, I feel so horrible. Maybe I'm just frugal, but I hate when people spend money on me lmao

Lol

Hahah I know the feeling.

Its one way to show that you're a good person ~.~

My friends when we pay are legit, "So, who's paying? Dibs not". It's funny.

This, of course, makes it especially hard to ask for Christmas and birthday presents. I get so stressed out trying to find the cheapest things possible to ask for

niceee

Same as anons.

Omg Lizzy leave.

Lol.. I asked for a new computer, mouse, gaming chair, and keyboard. I'm different to you

I'm sorta rich okay 🤣😅😂

Hah, all I want is gift cards ;-;

Caitlyn, you weirdo.

I know :P

🎶All I want for Christmassss is gift carddssssss🎶

Those are nice bc then you can choose what you want to buy

Yea, makes it easier.

I just ask and I get ❤❤🤣

Easier for me, and easier for the person.

Ik I'm finally getting a phone tho,

I'm getting a new phone too, LOL

Hey, How is your day going?

I'm gonna use my 16th birthday as an excuse to ask for a really nice Fender electric guitar

or y'alls

Go for it Jake!

I found this one really dope strat at a guitar center not far from me, and it was on sale for super cheap

Lizzy but out.

why, What did I do

https://www.guitarcenter.com/Fender/Player-Stratocaster-HSS-Plus-Top-Maple-Fingerboard-Limited-Edition-Electric-Guitar-Blue-Burst-1500000257004.gc

There it is if y'all wanna check it out lol

You're not apart of this convo.

thxs Jake

SO COOL JAKE!

Oooooooooooh thats coooool

i'm sorry I just want some friends

Price went up but I'm guessing that's just for the holidays

@Lizzy, same.

Sooooooo go talk to people in rl

Dagger wanna be friends

Sure.

I could be your friend Dagger?

Hailey, I don't get the opportunity, because I'm homeschooled.

Nah, I'm AntiSoical to the outside world

Yes, Anon.

There was also a black one with different pickups for the same price, so I might ask for either.

Nice jake lol

Ight, how are ya Dagger?

I only have Youth, but it's just older kids.

I'm good, you?

oh btw i'm 13

Nvm like you have a friend i'll leave lol

I'm doing a novel study on The Hunger Games and I've read the series 4 times.

You can stay, Lizzy.

I love The Hunger Games

I'm alright, thanks.

Yes. AMEN!!

HUNGER GAMES IS THE BEST.

You can do out of school activities, sports, dance, clubs,

I like Twilight the movie more than The Hunger Games movie

Amen Dagger 🤣

Byeeeeeeeeeee

If I had the money, I would 100% buy this one

https://www.fender.com/en-US/electric-guitars/stratocaster/american-professional-ii-stratocaster/0113900761.html

I do pro swimming, and sure I have friends there, but that's the only time I talk to them.

But alas, I'm a high schooler

Bye, Hailey.

I have cattles,sheep,foal,calf

lol there werid, and hypher

Nice.

I'mma leave too, cya!

Cya.

cya

Meet in the hall Caitlyn, no Jacob. You know I don't like him.

Imma head out for a bit and try to get some hw done so I don't fail high school, peace

btw, y'all can call me liz for short

kK

bye cya later

guys

271 comments, holy shit.

Bye.

btw, do y'all wanna be my friends

Yes.

I will follow you.

Thanks

👍

nice

Kayla is pretty/hot/cute

like damn who is she

nope straight

I just like completing people I love being nice lol

ok, thank you.

have a good day.

No worries, have a good day mate ❤

ummm so whats happening with the group?

Nothing

@jake

Heyo

Perfect timing, I just got on

We’re sorting things out, but as it currently stands, Dagger, rmk, and myself are the Chad Kings, and the three of you girls are keeping your titles as part of the anti-idiot group.

??? anti idiot group???

is that our name now???

No, that’s just the premise of it