To all those who wish to know about the situation, here is the verdict:
NOBODY is going to be joining this "group."
It's hardly even a group. It is merely a joke, just a little fun between users.
This is NOT a "kingdom" and it is not some weird civilization. There's no "roles and jobs," none of that!! It's not even official.
And so, NO asking to join, NO giving yourselves roles, and NO obnoxious crap that we don't want to deal with.
All we ask is that you'd all quit causing drama. Thanks for understanding. If you have any further questions, we'll happily answer them.
π±ππππ ππ πππ π°πππππππ
So can i join this kingdom? ill be the queen!!!
Im joking dont kill me
The Unknown King of Moderation
I fully expected that to be commented at some point. We will be clearing things up, so for now I suggest everyone to leave this topic alone.
Caitlyn ππ¦
Thank you, and I don't support the idea of Fruit of the Elements joining because of obvi reasons.
Shithead
yeah we prevent bullies not invite them!
Shithead
ecxpecialy a bully prevention group!
Shithead
cat is right, fruit is never joining!
The Unknown King of Moderation
Letβs not, uh, single people out. Like I said, nobody will be joining from now on.
Caitlyn ππ¦
β€β€
Anonymous
There are 3 people part of it an only 3 people. And that's me, Jake, and rmk. We don't need or want a secretary, or a shielder. Those are useless jobs.
The Unknown King of Moderation
I think it would be fine if the girls keep their titles. Yes, we the Kings are separate from their group, but they are just as important to the siteβs integrity. Weβre still all fighting for the same cause.
Hollow Knight Beater
Okay
Anonymous
I DON'T WANT THERE TO BE ANY GROUP. WE ARE ALL JUST PEOPLE IN A COMMUNITY WHO CHAT MAKE JOKES AND HAVE FUN. NOT GO AFTER A BUNCH OF DUMBASS ANONS WHO SAY SHIT AND PRETEND WE SAVED THE DAY. I'm not mad, I'm just exasperated. Why do we need this?
The Unknown King of Moderation
Honestly I'm not quite sure what to do with this anymore. I'll admit I did seem to be making it more structured, which it shouldn't have been. Like I've said, this isn't some official task force thing and I don't want it to become that.
Caitlyn ππ¦
Do you have a problem with us Dagger? If so say it now because I'm sick and tired of you talking about my friends and I like this. It's fucking disrespectful when we did NOTHING wrong, so. I'll ask you again, stop it.
Hailey β
.-.
The Unknown King of Moderation
πΏ
Hailey β
π«
The Unknown King of Moderation
I love how this has just become a running joke whenever something happens lmao
Hailey β
Ikr
Caitlyn ππ¦
I'm sorry for needing to stand up for myself on a fucking website for jokes.
Anonymous
I never said I had a problem with you, I never insulted any of you, and I wasn't referring specifically to you about the group. I don't want this to be a fucking civilization with groups of people with useless jobs. this is a community. I don't have anything against you, and I NEVER SAID YOU DID ANYTHING WRONG.
Anonymous
And stop what? I didn't start anything.
Hailey β
If you have a problem with us being a part of this, that's your problem. You're asking for Drama. This is ridiculous. Its not always about what YOU want mate, its about the people around you that matter.
What you started was saying shit about us being the protecters and stuff.
We have a test to start now. Bye.
Anonymous
*Exasperated sigh* Holy fuck.
Anonymous
I never said I had a problem with you, goddamnit.
Hailey β
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Anonymous
Yes, we don't need those, but it wasn't meant as an insult.
Hailey β
Well, you're basically saying we have no need or purpose in this.
Anonymous
In what?
Anonymous
In a fucking government on a jokes website?
Hailey β
The. Group.
Anonymous
THERE IS NO GROUP.
The Unknown King of Moderation
Dagger, I see where you're coming from on this, but honestly, that's not what I intended for the three girls. Cacey asked to be the shielder so I said sure, sounded fun. Figured I'd give the other two central upstanders their own titles since they did a lot. It's really not as formal as you think.
Anonymous
I'm addressing the issue where they think I insulted them.
The Unknown King of Moderation
I'm not trying to form some sort of government system, because in a way it already existed. I merely gave it an identity.
The Unknown King of Moderation
I know, I'm just saying.
Hailey β
Exactly, I have a math test to go through and so does Cat.
Caitlyn ππ¦
Look. You need to get a grip, Hailey is right. Nothing is always about YOU, understand that please. You might say you don't have a problem with us but there's proof right there pointing you do. You need to figure out what you mean instead of righting what you don't and starting drama because this seems to be an ongoing problem with you at this point. You yelling doesn't help one bit, you've started drama before and now you're starting it again.
Hailey β
Amen π
Anonymous
You misunderstood what I was trying to say.
Anonymous
And you're overreacting.
Caitlyn ππ¦
No, I knew exactly what you said. And I'm not 'overreacting', I'm standing up for myself.
Hailey β
;-;
Anonymous
No, you don't. you can't know what I trying to say when you mess it up completely.
The Unknown King of Moderation
This is to everyone. Above all, I don't want ANYTHING to happen between all of us. No drama or anything. I don't want to have to pick sides, and I'm sure most of us don't either. In my mind, all of us, and a few other users are sort of a core group within the site. The "usuals," if you will. As such, I don't want something to come between this closely-ish knit group.
Anonymous
I have better things to do, like math homework, so you can pointlessly argue with yourself.
Anonymous
That was directed to Caitlyn.
The Unknown King of Moderation
Yeah I know.
Caitlyn ππ¦
Can you fuck off and stop attacking me for ONCE?
Hailey β
And I have better things to do, my math TEST. Which Cat and I need to focus on.
Hailey β
That was to Dagger
The Unknown King of Moderation
Yes I also know.
The Unknown King of Moderation
This sounds like it has the potential to become Dagger Vs. Caitlyn, and judging by what I've heard about Dagger Vs. Hailey, we don't want that to happen.
Caitlyn ππ¦
We've had a Caitlyn, Hailey, Vs. Dagger
Hailey β
Exactly,
I'm sorry for over reacting/misunderstanding. But honestly, Dagger needs to realize when the things he says could have potential harm to a person.
Caitlyn ππ¦
Exactly what I was thinking π€£
Hailey β
"Great minds think alike" π§
The Unknown King of Moderation
True, I do agree with that Dagger. This goes for everyone, we all need to be thoughtful of what we say on the internet.
The Unknown King of Moderation
Sounds super cliche but it's true
Hailey β
Yea, okay. Now, Shush. I need to get this test done π
The Unknown King of Moderation
Yup. Good luck you guys!
Hailey β
Also, do any of you know what this would be? π€£
A champion netball team scored 90, 89, 76 and 88 goals in 4 games.
For this number of games, the championship record was 309 goals.
By how many goals did the team break the record?
The Unknown King of Moderation
Had a similar question on the ACT today lol
Hailey β
hElP uSsSs π€£
The Unknown King of Moderation
34.
The Unknown King of Moderation
Just add those 4 up and subtract the previous record.
Caitlyn ππ¦
We not dat smart
Hailey β
Thankyou!! π
Hailey β
We have broken brains now.. the next one's impossible ;-;
The Unknown King of Moderation
No prob! I'm surprised you have unsupervised internet access for the test, but if you need any more help lmk
The Unknown King of Moderation
What is it?
Hailey β
Nvmd got it >:D
The Unknown King of Moderation
Noice
Hailey β
*Brain continues to break*
;-;
The Unknown King of Moderation
Tell me these I need to shake off this math mindset from the test I had today lmao
The Unknown King of Moderation
Idk why I want to do math after answering like 75 complex problems in an hour but for some reason I do
Hailey β
The rest of it is really basic bc we sucked at the first half ;-;
The Unknown King of Moderation
Dang, that's nice tho
The Unknown King of Moderation
I love how I'm on here doing other people's schoolwork while I'm procrastinating on my own XD
Hailey β
π€£π€£π€£
Caitlyn ππ¦
Somethings in my eye it hurts so bad
Hailey β
Karma.
Caitlyn ππ¦
For what?
The Unknown King of Moderation
Oof
Hailey β
Living,
Caitlyn ππ¦
Unfollowing now
The Unknown King of Moderation
I got my laptop out to do an English assignment, spent about 5 minutes writing one sentence, and then came on here
Hailey β
:P
Caitlyn ππ¦
Imagine
Hailey β
Oml Jake
The Unknown King of Moderation
Maybe it's the 5 Kit Kats, 3 bags of M&Ms and Skittles, 2 Milky Ways, and an ungodly amount of Twix in my body, but idk
Hailey β
I'm sitting here giving her the answers lol
Anonymous
Do I always attack you, Caitlyn? If so, then it's not a problem with me, but with you.
The Unknown King of Moderation
I'm starting to wish I didn't get this much candy at halloween
Anonymous
Why do simple phrases offend people always?
Caitlyn ππ¦
Because you're rude.
The Unknown King of Moderation
My mom works at a dentist office though so that's nice. Plus I haven't had a cavity since I was like 9
Hailey β
@Dagger, stop.
@Jake, I barely got any. ;-;
Caitlyn ππ¦
And yes I do have a problem, it's you.
Anonymous
How am I rude?
The Unknown King of Moderation
Guys I think I'm running out of twix
Caitlyn ππ¦
Fucking scroll up Dagger.
Hailey β
Here here here
Anonymous
No, it;s yourself.
The Unknown King of Moderation
Ayyy thanks
Caitlyn ππ¦
Don't blame other people for your bullshit.
Anonymous
I didn't start shit. You thought that comment was an insult it wasn't.
Caitlyn ππ¦
To me it was.
The Unknown King of Moderation
Ok just checked my pillowcase, I've got 3 fun sizes, a mini, and my big one like in Hailey's photo
Anonymous
I don't give a shit what you thought it was, I care what I meant it to be.
Caitlyn ππ¦
Exactly,
I'm sorry for over reacting/misunderstanding. But honestly, Dagger needs to realize when the things he says could have potential harm to a person.
Hailey β
Np, Jake.
Here-
The Unknown King of Moderation
I gotta treasure these things, who knows when I might have one again
Hailey β
Me. When you go to the shops and buy one.
The Unknown King of Moderation
bUt iM bRoKe
The Unknown King of Moderation
Gotta love being an overworked high schooler with too many hobbies to make room for a job!
Anonymous
Yes, there shouldn't be a group of chivalrous people saving the day on a jokes website. Could things just go back to normal?
Anonymous
I DIDN'T MEAN TO INSULT ANYBODY, AND IF YOU THINK SO, YOU'RE WRONG AS FUCK.
Hailey β
@Jake maybe work at Maccas ;-;
Caitlyn ππ¦
Just because you think you didn't insult us doesn't mean you didn't!
Anonymous
Holy fuck.
The Unknown King of Moderation
Idk if they hire at 15, there's only a select number of places that do here. My friend is probably gonna become a supervisor at the theme park he works at soon, and he said I should get a job there so we can just chill in the back all day. Maybe I'll do that lmao
Anonymous
Are you actually stupid.
Caitlyn ππ¦
No, never said I was. Can you grow up Dagger and realize you aren't always the good guy?
The Unknown King of Moderation
Dagger, that may not have been your intention, but I think Caitlyn took it that way.
Anonymous
I didn't mean it as an insult, but you thought I did. Who do you think you are to dictate what I say?
Hailey β
Dagger I think you're starting to lose your chad-ness.
@Jake same here mate, trying to work out where I'm gonna get a job at.
Anonymous
Just because you think it was an insult, doesn't mean it was.
Anonymous
Well, you're not helping, Hailey.
Hailey β
130 comments
Caitlyn ππ¦
Yes, but to me it was fucking respect that.
Hailey β
WELL MAYBE I DON'T WANT DRAMA!
Anonymous
No I won't respect a false notion.
Caitlyn ππ¦
Doesn't mean you get to take it out on us.
Hailey β
Kayla so am I. Go away.
The Unknown King of Moderation
What I usually look for in a job is:
1. They're understanding of things like schedules and stuff
2. Nice coworkers and a friendly environment
3. MONEYYYYY (jk) (but also not jk cause im broke af)
The Unknown King of Moderation
Kayla, respectfully, you're not a part of this conversation.
Hailey β
Yes.
Hailey β
Go. Away.
The Unknown King of Moderation
The place my friend works is notorious for having none of those 3 things, but if I get to get paid for breathing in probably toxic fumes while relaxing in a kitchen, imma take that
Hailey β
Just because you have shit going on in your life, doesn't mean others don't.
The Unknown King of Moderation
Facts
Hailey β
.-.
Kayla
Look up isaiah Perkins he rain away and he is my brother
Kayla
do we look alike just in case y'all don't believe me
The Unknown King of Moderation
My friend almost passing out from breathing in some sort of fumes probably from a cleaner thing and also got trapped inside a freezer for hours
The Unknown King of Moderation
Excellent work environment!
Kayla
yikes, i'm sorry
Caitlyn ππ¦
My teacher just did a dance ππ€£
The Unknown King of Moderation
Nice
Kayla
you at school lol, its 7:39 for me here
The Unknown King of Moderation
Yooo I gotta show you guys a video from my 6th grade math class, might have to put it on youtube
Kayla
that my brother
The Unknown King of Moderation
My math teacher was hilarious, she always did crazy things with the class
Anons
What's happening here?
Hailey β
We MADE HIM dance. WE told him we finished the test and he just went 'good job' and Caitlyn started going mental and we made him do a dance π€£
Kayla
now tell me if we look alike y'all should know what i look like if not got to my profile and i have a pic there
Kayla
lmao
The Unknown King of Moderation
Lmao nice
Hailey β
Look, Kayla. We don't need to know all the stuff in your life.
You're saying all of this for ATTENTION. I've got some serious stuff going on in my family that I've not even told my best friend, because I don't want the pity or attention. You're only doing it for pity.
Kayla
nah i'm just saying because it is all over the news
The Unknown King of Moderation
I agree with Hailey, you gotta stop actively trying to get attention this way. And Hailey, I 100% understand why you're keeping that to yourself, but I would highly advise talking to someone about it if it's that serious.
Caitlyn ππ¦
She just talked to me mate
The Unknown King of Moderation
Good to hear. Hope things work out well.
Caitlyn ππ¦
Omg remember this Hailey?
Hailey β
AHA
The Unknown King of Moderation
Guys I wrote down another sentence for my English assignment that is 6 days overdue!
Anonymous
Listen, I don't want there to be drama. I want peace. If you think I said anything insulting, I'm sorry. Let's go back to normal. PLS.
The Unknown King of Moderation
I am literally the best student ever
The Unknown King of Moderation
Yeah, I agree with Dagger, we definitely don't want to be starting anything.
Hailey β
Omg, ur the best student in history.
LiZzY_09
Hi, guys
Caitlyn ππ¦
Thank you Dagger, I don't want there to be drama either. I'm sorry that I found it insulting but that's just how my brain works. I feel very attacked at the moment so I'm quite defensive so yes, we can go back to normal
Hailey β
No, Lizzy. Don't get involved.
The Unknown King of Moderation
I used to be "gifted" and got perfect grades but at this point there's so much going on that I don't have time to commit as much as I used to.
Anons
Lizzy leave it
The Unknown King of Moderation
You too Anons lmao
The Unknown King of Moderation
But thanks for the support
Anons
I know, I've just been watching lol
Hailey β
Anons is a friend of mine and Cats .-.
The Unknown King of Moderation
Ah ok, mb
Anons
Lol.
The Unknown King of Moderation
Carry on then lol
Caitlyn ππ¦
Yeah
Caitlyn ππ¦
Jacob is busy doing shit at the moment, I mean him being stupid with his friends π€£, so he ain't online
The Unknown King of Moderation
I feel bad now, sorry!
Hailey β
Don't.
Caitlyn ππ¦
It's fineee
Anons
It's alright.
Anons
Not everyone knew, we kinda kept it a secret.
Hailey β
Yea
The Unknown King of Moderation
I can get soooo guilty for the littlest things. Like, whenever someone tries to buy me something, even if it's as simple as like a soda at a restaurant, I feel so horrible. Maybe I'm just frugal, but I hate when people spend money on me lmao
Caitlyn ππ¦
Lol
Hailey β
Hahah I know the feeling.
Its one way to show that you're a good person ~.~
Anons
My friends when we pay are legit, "So, who's paying? Dibs not". It's funny.
The Unknown King of Moderation
This, of course, makes it especially hard to ask for Christmas and birthday presents. I get so stressed out trying to find the cheapest things possible to ask for
LiZzY_09
niceee
Hailey β
Same as anons.
Omg Lizzy leave.
Caitlyn ππ¦
Lol.. I asked for a new computer, mouse, gaming chair, and keyboard. I'm different to you
Caitlyn ππ¦
I'm sorta rich okay π€£π π
Hailey β
Hah, all I want is gift cards ;-;
Anons
Caitlyn, you weirdo.
Caitlyn ππ¦
I know :P
The Unknown King of Moderation
πΆAll I want for Christmassss is gift carddssssssπΆ
The Unknown King of Moderation
Those are nice bc then you can choose what you want to buy
Hailey β
Yea, makes it easier.
Caitlyn ππ¦
I just ask and I get β€β€π€£
Hailey β
Easier for me, and easier for the person.
Ik I'm finally getting a phone tho,
Caitlyn ππ¦
I'm getting a new phone too, LOL
LiZzY_09
Hey, How is your day going?
The Unknown King of Moderation
I'm gonna use my 16th birthday as an excuse to ask for a really nice Fender electric guitar
LiZzY_09
or y'alls
Caitlyn ππ¦
Go for it Jake!
The Unknown King of Moderation
I found this one really dope strat at a guitar center not far from me, and it was on sale for super cheap
Anons
Lizzy but out.
LiZzY_09
why, What did I do
The Unknown King of Moderation
https://www.guitarcenter.com/Fender/Player-Stratocaster-HSS-Plus-Top-Maple-Fingerboard-Limited-Edition-Electric-Guitar-Blue-Burst-1500000257004.gc
The Unknown King of Moderation
There it is if y'all wanna check it out lol
Anons
You're not apart of this convo.
LiZzY_09
thxs Jake
Caitlyn ππ¦
SO COOL JAKE!
Hailey β
Oooooooooooh thats coooool
LiZzY_09
i'm sorry I just want some friends
The Unknown King of Moderation
Price went up but I'm guessing that's just for the holidays
Anonymous
@Lizzy, same.
Hailey β
Sooooooo go talk to people in rl
LiZzY_09
Dagger wanna be friends
Anonymous
Sure.
Anons
I could be your friend Dagger?
Anonymous
Hailey, I don't get the opportunity, because I'm homeschooled.
LiZzY_09
Nah, I'm AntiSoical to the outside world
Anonymous
Yes, Anon.
The Unknown King of Moderation
There was also a black one with different pickups for the same price, so I might ask for either.
LiZzY_09
Nice jake lol
Anons
Ight, how are ya Dagger?
Anonymous
I only have Youth, but it's just older kids.
Anonymous
I'm good, you?
LiZzY_09
oh btw i'm 13
LiZzY_09
Nvm like you have a friend i'll leave lol
Anonymous
I'm doing a novel study on The Hunger Games and I've read the series 4 times.
Anonymous
You can stay, Lizzy.
Caitlyn ππ¦
I love The Hunger Games
Anons
I'm alright, thanks.
Anonymous
Yes. AMEN!!
Anonymous
HUNGER GAMES IS THE BEST.
Hailey β
You can do out of school activities, sports, dance, clubs,
Anons
I like Twilight the movie more than The Hunger Games movie
Caitlyn ππ¦
Amen Dagger π€£
Hailey β
Byeeeeeeeeeee
The Unknown King of Moderation
If I had the money, I would 100% buy this one
https://www.fender.com/en-US/electric-guitars/stratocaster/american-professional-ii-stratocaster/0113900761.html
Anonymous
I do pro swimming, and sure I have friends there, but that's the only time I talk to them.
The Unknown King of Moderation
But alas, I'm a high schooler
Anonymous
Bye, Hailey.
LiZzY_09
I have cattles,sheep,foal,calf
LiZzY_09
lol there werid, and hypher
Anonymous
Nice.
Caitlyn ππ¦
I'mma leave too, cya!
Anonymous
Cya.
LiZzY_09
cya
Anons
Meet in the hall Caitlyn, no Jacob. You know I don't like him.
The Unknown King of Moderation
Imma head out for a bit and try to get some hw done so I don't fail high school, peace
LiZzY_09
btw, y'all can call me liz for short
Caitlyn ππ¦
kK
LiZzY_09
bye cya later
LiZzY_09
guys
Anonymous
271 comments, holy shit.
Anonymous
Bye.
LiZzY_09
btw, do y'all wanna be my friends
Anonymous
Yes.
Anonymous
I will follow you.
LiZzY_09
Thanks
Anonymous
π
LiZzY_09
nice
LiZzY_09
Kayla is pretty/hot/cute
LiZzY_09
like damn who is she
LiZzY_09
nope straight
LiZzY_09
I just like completing people I love being nice lol
π±ππππ ππ πππ π°πππππππ
ok, thank you.
have a good day.
Caitlyn ππ¦
No worries, have a good day mate β€
Shithead
ummm so whats happening with the group?
Anons
Nothing
Shithead
@jake
The Unknown King of Moderation
Heyo
The Unknown King of Moderation
Perfect timing, I just got on
The Unknown King of Moderation
Weβre sorting things out, but as it currently stands, Dagger, rmk, and myself are the Chad Kings, and the three of you girls are keeping your titles as part of the anti-idiot group.
Shithead
??? anti idiot group???
Shithead
is that our name now???
The Unknown King of Moderation
No, thatβs just the premise of it