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Quick question- What’s something that’s popularly accepted to be ‘hot’ but is just a turn-off to you?

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@LordCheezusChrist, When they bigger than her head with no drooping. Sus

I don’t think those are necessarily popular anymore.

Definitely not as popular now as they were maybe 15 or 20 years ago. I was a pre-pubescent 13-year-old in those days who was just discovering naked ladies and men's magazines and masturbation when huge plastic tits were all the rage and even then I remember thinking- umm nope. That being said, I have a couple buddies who are all about that. Not my cup of tea but there's something for everyone.

Just big tits in general. I get so ridiculously turned on by near-flat chests and very small boobs, that even 'average' is pushing it for me.

@Lonely boi. Yeah, including that weird-ass armpit fetish

@Babe in a box, Surely no one thinks this is hot... Right?! Outside of a specific fetish, I mean

When women pretend to be stupid and ditzy

@Fefe, Yeah, it makes all of us ACTUALLY stupid people feel objectified, you know...!

"Are you lost baby girl?"

Uggggggh triggers. My brother says that!

I suspect any lip injection that is noticeable at all has gone into the "was somewhat trendy, is now pretty trashy"-book in general. Just like obviously fake breasts.

Yeah, I don't get this either. They usually either look terribly fake/odd or make them look like a cartoon character.

*overdone lip injections

Most of those duck-lipped people have severe body dysmorphia and start getting more dramatic procedures when the subtle differences aren’t doing enough for them

The word “cock.” I have no idea why, but every time I hear that word it makes me cringe and kills the mood :/

I feel that… but is there any term for a man’s part that doesn’t sound clumsy, stupid, and awkward? 😂

Exactly! I love talking dirty but I totally blank out when it comes to talking about dicks

Just substitute a random cylindrical noun into its place. Ergo, “let me feel your baseball bat”, or “you moan as I slide down onto your Pringles can”

Shivers down my spine mate

Why did I have to read this while eating pringles…

Cock is, imo, best of a bad lot.

Same with pussy.

I'm open to better suggestions. Something simple and not cringey

Overly long fake nails. Like what Charlie Xcx had in about SNL. It’s disgusting. How do you wipe your ass? How much bacteria is under those things? You look like a sloth.

Yeppp cringee especially when young girls i see do it wtf

Ripped abs. I get the impression this is seen as desireable but honestly I’d much prefer more subtly toned muscles than straight out abs or smth. I just imagine cuddling someone with a sixpack to be uncomfortable

Calling men daddy. It’s gross

I’m not into models or super hot girls. They seem too perfect for me I’ll just get bored of them eventually. Plus I’m into really chubby girls so there’s that. Thus is why I prefer an average girl with imperfections just like me, nobody’s perfect but I’ll love her more.

and Calling women mommy! Like bro stfu, what the fuck! It's cringe af.

The drooling emoji

Sixpacks. Too carved muscles. Because I don’t like how hard it feels when I’m cuddling

The word “pussy”. It sound nearly childish to me, but my girlfriend doesn’t really have anything else to call her gonads besides something like “gonads” which would be less a turn off and more a laughing fit inducer.

Women behaving/dressing like children

Spitting, especially into peoples mouths. Oh, christ, I feel nauseous just thinking about it. Instantly makes me close the tab and look for something else. Using spit as lube, sloppy bjs, drooling… I just absolutely hate it but it seems to be everywhere.

That "Belle Delphine aesthetic" that many girls use on Instagram nowadays.

Overly big asses. Fit or small is great but oddly big not so much.

The concept of breeding a woman. They are not cattle, for fuck's sake...

Also, what is up with women who cross their eyes and stick out their tongues while getting naked? It's some sort of anime thing, I think... does nothing for me.

Yeah, it's called ahegao, Japanese for orgasm face or stupid face. I think it looks better in men tbh. When women do that stuff it looks faker than porn moans.

Also, breeding just sounds like regular penetrative sex with more emphasis on being raw.

Still gross tho

“yes sweetheart?”

I have a confession

You're adopted

So mom is free game.

Yes. Keep the lemon stealing whore

Time to make her a child she actually loves.

Just give my back my goddamm lemons okay

Theire in your shirt ;)

For play. Im a woman and I hate it.

Waiting for Brazilian butts to go out of trend.

Spitting during sex. Spitting in the mouth or on the genitals during oral

Toes, daddy, mommy, queen, king, finger blasting, sexting and typing out an action like a script, fucking weird...Including that mommy shit like bro stfu

Oh well more for me

The "good girl/boy" thing. Just no.

Tattoos. I’ve never seen someone who looked better with them then they would without them. It seems like everybody thinks they’re sexy as hell but I don’t.

I have nothing against anyone getting them because it’s a personal preference and I think anyone should be able to get them if they want to. I’m just saying that I personally find them very unattractive.

Same. Any pain or humiliation is a no-go for me

Hate it!! If I’m ever trying to watch porn and next thing you know (✋➡️🍑Smack!) it’s an immediate turn off. It’s like listening to someone smack or slurp food. So obnoxious.

Even gentle little ones?

Nah instant turn off

AGREED!

Spitting, or rimming.. shudders. Both are gross.

@Andrea, I-don-

YOU! YOU LEYLA ARE HOT BUT MOST PEOPLE FIND TO BE TURNED OFF BY YOU...See what I did there? Did you see? Did ya? Did ya? Did ya? Did ya? DId ya? HUh? Huh/ HUh? hu? Hu/ hUh? YUH!

You Leyla 👋🏻🍑

spitting. like dude thats just nasty