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Toast I am so sorry i was trying to cheat on you it was very fcuked up of me i know i screwed u over big time and if i hurted you then i truly am sorry i know its too late since it had already happen but if i can go back in time and aplogize then i would i hope you know that u deserve better than me and i hope you can find someone 100x times better than me and wade i am sorry as well.

@matt @jake Or any other mod, So like ik we've not been the best of friends w me over using the n word, but either way I need to report a doxxing of Leo, idk for give a fuck really if this is how I do it. Anyway Cheese Buger was beening a poof for no reason n I got ss if that helps.

Your not so lovely me

Eminem was born on October 17, 1972. His mom had some weird blood-poisoning sickness in her titties, so she couldn’t BREASTFEED him... I guess he just drank normal milk. Eminem’s dad left him a young age, so he and his mom lived together by themselves, they moved several times, in FACT, Eminem claimed that he went to 15 shitty schools during his childhood. Believe it or not, Eminem was actually born in MISSOURI, but … Read more

I was driving, driving to the hospital. I'd only be asleep for a year. Only a year, right? “It'd be too late to back out now” I thought to myself. So I just kept driving. Soon the sky went dark, and all cars had headlights. It wasn't much longer until I arrived at St.nicks hospital. Once I finally did, it was definitely too late to back out, so I went inside. I went to dr.Foreman’s office. “Jackie!” I heard from be… Read more

eli, hope you see this b4 yk posts get spammed over nd shit nd js see it in genral. first I feel bad for keeping ya up so late. Sorry :< hopein you're not grounded for long, weekend'll be hell with my routine broken. Good luck though, hopefully we can talk

Everyone that knows me on this site should know that I am leaving. Meeting you guys on here was really fun and some of you guys were really funny. I know that i'm probably not saddening anyone by leaving but to anyone that I am saddening I just want you to know that I am sorry. I'm sorry for all of the people that I have hurt or wronged over the past year or so. I may be on during the weekends really late at night or over the summer. I'm sorry. Goodbye.

Matt; Whats you email? I need to reach out. I'd send an email when I'm I at my moms so in a week or over or so.

To the town of Agua Fria rode a stranger one fine day Hardly spoke to folks around him, didn't have too much to say No one dared to ask his business, no one dared to make a slip For the stranger there among them had a big iron on his hip Big iron on his hip It was early in the morning when he rode into the town He came riding from the south side slowly lookin' all around He's an outlaw loose and running, came the whi… Read more

Arthur sat by the fire, nursing a bottle of whiskey. It had been a long day of hunting and he was looking forward to a nice, relaxing evening in camp. As he took a swig from the bottle, he heard a commotion coming from the other side of the camp.

Curious, Arthur got up and walked over to investigate. To his horror, he saw some of the other gang members gathered around a bucket, laughing and pointing. Curiosity turne… Read more

Ok, I need to reveal myself. My name is Chris and I’ve been on many spam accounts and anons over the span of two years. It’s been a pleasure seeing you all turn into different people, and I would like to be accepted as a normal person on WJE. I will know a lot about certain people. I want to make myself a good introduction. My name is Chris and I am American, I just turned 15.

Bee Movie By Jerry Seinfeld

NARRATOR: (Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard) According to all known laws of aviation, : there is no way a bee should be able to fly. : Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. : The bee, of course, flies anyway : because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. BARRY BENSON: (Barry is picking out a shirt) Yellow, black. Y… Read more

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Arthur strolled into camp with a mischievous smirk on his face, his clothes nowhere to be found. Dutch raised an eyebrow at him, his expression a mixture of confusion and annoyance.

"What the hell are you doing, Arthur?" Dutch demanded.

"Just enjoying a little freedom, Dutch," Arthur replied with a chuckle. "Why, are you jealous?"

Dutch glared at him, crossing his arms. "Put some damn clo… Read more

A man had just finished drinking at the pub yk how it goes walking besides the train tracks AND THIS WAS A SMALL VILLAGE SO NOT MUCH HAPPENED When suddenly he saw a random silver case on the side in the grass near the train tracks NOW PEOPLE HAD BEEN SEEING THIS SUIT CASE FOR A FEW WEEKS NOW but no one did anything or opened it because what if a man left it yk? cant go through someones stuff But the mans curiosity go… Read more

Assalum Alaykum, Monolingual Beta Males! It is Language Simp, your favorite hyperpolyglot gigachad alphamale. Tell me to speak a language! I can speak over 50 Languages at a D1 fluent level!