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When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters. Not even glass is dumb enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.

Put a finger down if you ever got called perfect but know that your not because you see things that nobody else sees and the refuse to tell you that your not perfect so you rethink everything that you have been through then convince yourself that you must be perfect but then randomly you remember why you think it then go back to refusing that your perfect than everyone thinks that you are the worst person in your school and you start wondering why you were born. (I put all of my fingers down).

TERRORIST. ABSOLUTELY NOT. ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY NOT. WHY IN 7 FUCKING SHADES OF SHIT WERE YOU LISTENING TO TRAIN WRECK. TRAIN WRECK. ARE YOU EMO NOW? DID NATANYA CURSE YOU? DO I HAVE TO PREFORM A EXORCISM ON YOU? DO I HAVE TO GET MME HOOGSTEEN TO SIT ON YOU? DO I?? WHAT HAVE I DONE TO YOU FOR YOU TO LISTEN TO TRAIN WRECK. WHAT. DO I HAVE TO GET THE WHOLE ENITRE POPULATION OF ITALY TO INVADE UR MF HOUSE? BC IT WILL HAPPEN IF I SEE THAT SHIT AGAIN

Dagger, don’t tell chxl to kill herself. Just because people think she’s annoying doesn’t give you a right to call her a worthless sack if shit and to kill herself. That’s too low. And she’s not “the new Ashton” she’s not a pedo, first of all, and chxl isn’t as annoying as Ashton. Don’t tell people to kill themselves. Ever.

i uploaded this a couple of days ago, good thing to know most of those on here are not mentally stable

bro wtf is wrong with people? i mean the jokes are funny but like some are just so wrong. i was scrolling through jokes and saw sex ones, masturbating ones, vagina ones. like bruh grow up. just get rid of the bad ones. orphan and emo and sh and others are fine but not sex related ones.

I made an Owl house edit here it is if anyone wants to see I'm not very good at editing but, I tried :) https://www.kapwing.com/videos/644c054c3ff51a001e1b33b5

GENESIS 41 Joseph Interprets Pharaoh’s Dreams 1After two whole years, Pharaoh dreamed that he was standing by the Nile, 2and behold, there came up out of the Nile seven cows, attractive and plump, and they fed in the reed grass. 3And behold, seven other cows, ugly and thin, came up out of the Nile after them, and stood by the other cows on the bank of the Nile. 4And the ugly, thin cows ate up the seven attractive, pl… Read more

The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.

Ok, I just want to know what I'm doing wrong not like arguing or complaining just curious why my posts keep getting taken down what am I now allowed to post?

Ethan, I read my post I never said I hated you or that you were a bad friend but now you're kinda toxic how u didn't care(lol rip plans) but I was told you were telling people I was sending you "special pictures" on snap when I did not so you have no reason to be rude to me when I wasn't to you just said not to talk to me.

What’s so funny about «Yo mama jokes» ? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 Have read many of them, NOT FR*CKING FUNNY AT ALL!😡😡😡😡😡

I wake up early, sometimes at 5:30 to run My mom got too worried, I had to tell her it was fun Oh, I feel like a failure if I don't skip breakfast and lunch I'm chasing a body I know that I'll never outrun 'Cause I'll always wish I was smaller than this And I just can't quit pulling at my skin Oh, I'm scared that I'm never gonna like How I look and I wish I knew why 'Cause I'll always wish I was smaller than this I'l… Read more

RIP I’m stupid as fuck I was picking out an alarm to wake up then resized my stupid headphones are not plugged in. Full volume BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Poll

Who would you want as president? I know who a lot of you are not voting for but I still wanna know.

My friend was looking through my jokes and said "wow! thats a long one!"

All I could think was "Thats not what will ever be said to you"

I’m stupid I just resized under my “which is more dramatic” poll I said more I thought I said less and said “my answer” on the guys button accidentally which i very much disagree with do not assume that I think guys are dramatic because that is false information on my behalf

lemme just tell you what happened. MY DAD BEAT MY ASS like as soon as i stepped through them doors it was over, it was like mf mcdonalds shut down or something like he was MAD, he was bringing out the hangers again and i wasn’t bouta get beat for the SECOND TIME IN ONE DAY so i was like “what did i do wrong now” AND HIS FAT ASS WAS LIKE “i got a email from your teacher about the math test you failed” i was like oh sh… Read more

A.I. generated poem:

I found it in an old book, hidden in a dusty shelf A poem that chilled my blood and made me doubt myself It spoke of ancient horrors, of things that lurk in the dark Of secrets best forgotten, of sins that leave a mark

It had no title or author, no date or place of origin But every word was written with a twisted sense of sin It rhymed with eerie precision, it flowed with dreadful grace It drew… Read more