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bro wtf is wrong with people? i mean the jokes are funny but like some are just so wrong. i was scrolling through jokes and saw sex ones, masturbating ones, vagina ones. like bruh grow up. just get rid of the bad ones. orphan and emo and sh and others are fine but not sex related ones.
I made an Owl house edit here it is if anyone wants to see I'm not very good at editing but, I tried :) https://www.kapwing.com/videos/644c054c3ff51a001e1b33b5
GENESIS 41 Joseph Interprets Pharaoh’s Dreams 1After two whole years, Pharaoh dreamed that he was standing by the Nile, 2and behold, there came up out of the Nile seven cows, attractive and plump, and they fed in the reed grass. 3And behold, seven other cows, ugly and thin, came up out of the Nile after them, and stood by the other cows on the bank of the Nile. 4And the ugly, thin cows ate up the seven attractive, pl… Read more
The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.
Ok, I just want to know what I'm doing wrong not like arguing or complaining just curious why my posts keep getting taken down what am I now allowed to post?
Ethan, I read my post I never said I hated you or that you were a bad friend but now you're kinda toxic how u didn't care(lol rip plans) but I was told you were telling people I was sending you "special pictures" on snap when I did not so you have no reason to be rude to me when I wasn't to you just said not to talk to me.
What’s so funny about «Yo mama jokes» ? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 Have read many of them, NOT FR*CKING FUNNY AT ALL!😡😡😡😡😡
I wake up early, sometimes at 5:30 to run My mom got too worried, I had to tell her it was fun Oh, I feel like a failure if I don't skip breakfast and lunch I'm chasing a body I know that I'll never outrun 'Cause I'll always wish I was smaller than this And I just can't quit pulling at my skin Oh, I'm scared that I'm never gonna like How I look and I wish I knew why 'Cause I'll always wish I was smaller than this I'l… Read more
RIP I’m stupid as fuck I was picking out an alarm to wake up then resized my stupid headphones are not plugged in. Full volume BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
Who would you want as president? I know who a lot of you are not voting for but I still wanna know.
My friend was looking through my jokes and said "wow! thats a long one!"
All I could think was "Thats not what will ever be said to you"
I’m stupid I just resized under my “which is more dramatic” poll I said more I thought I said less and said “my answer” on the guys button accidentally which i very much disagree with do not assume that I think guys are dramatic because that is false information on my behalf
lemme just tell you what happened. MY DAD BEAT MY ASS like as soon as i stepped through them doors it was over, it was like mf mcdonalds shut down or something like he was MAD, he was bringing out the hangers again and i wasn’t bouta get beat for the SECOND TIME IN ONE DAY so i was like “what did i do wrong now” AND HIS FAT ASS WAS LIKE “i got a email from your teacher about the math test you failed” i was like oh sh… Read more
A.I. generated poem:
I found it in an old book, hidden in a dusty shelf A poem that chilled my blood and made me doubt myself It spoke of ancient horrors, of things that lurk in the dark Of secrets best forgotten, of sins that leave a mark
It had no title or author, no date or place of origin But every word was written with a twisted sense of sin It rhymed with eerie precision, it flowed with dreadful grace It drew… Read more
AXEL we need to talk (not tryna be mean i fr wanna talk)
Terrorist 4.0 I'm gonna bomb YOUR house and tell everyone your gay and that you tried to drown me in your swimming pool TWICE, if you don't watch a movie with me. Also stop sending pig pictures to me I'M NOT A PIG, here's some broses for the continuation of our bromance🌹🌹🌹
The Weeknd:] I understand, your body wants it I know your thoughts, oh you 'bout it, 'bout it You're a big girl, and it's your world And I'ma let you do it how you (Wanna, girl, I'll)
Ride with it, ride with it I know you know, I know you wanna ride with it Don't be shy with it, I'll supply with it I got you, girl, oh, I got it, girl With your Louis V. bag, tats on your arms High heel shoes make you six feet tall Ev… Read more
terrorism is WRONG. Terrorism, as best defined, has four general characteristics of wrongdoing. Uses or threatens violence. It usually provokes fear. It uses people as instruments without respecting them as autonomous moral agents. try to force. These make terrorism morally wrong because it involves inflicting serious harm and violating human rights. Political terrorism is also wrong because it undermines trust, prov… Read more
Is this a good song? (I wrote it)
It would be heaven We were born and raised All the damn time I never wanted anyone like this
Yeah Let’s not pretend like you’re alone tonight I love you more than a billion stars I feel a little unsteady
Every night In a summer haze Your smile your personality Past the places where you used to learn
Yeah That’s all I’ve ever been I love you more than a billion stars That’s all I’ve ever been
GENESIS 40 Joseph Interprets Two Prisoners’ Dreams 1Some time after this, the cupbearer of the king of Egypt and his baker committed an offense against their lord the king of Egypt. 2And Pharaoh was angry with his two officers, the chief cupbearer and the chief baker, 3and he put them in custody in the house of the captain of the guard, in the prison where Joseph was confined. 4The captain of the guard appointed Jose… Read more