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so my dog ate a tennis ball. and then a golf ball. so does that make him 2% ball now???

I hate it when dudes try to chase me But I love it when you try to save me 'Cause I'm just a lady I love it when we play 1950 So cold that your stare's 'bout to kill me I'm suprised when you kiss me So tell me why my gods look like you And tell me why it's wrong So, I'll wait For you I'll pray I will keep on waiting for your love For you I'll wait I will keep on waiting for your Did you mean it when you said I was pr… Read more

I want to die like my grandfather...He died when he was napping.... Not like the passengers in his taxi who yelled and cried badly

I come here when I'm board in class and my friend and i make and read jokes when we board

Can you find the password hidden in this poem? Only the first five to answer correctly will go through to my next challenge (officially) others can still participate but not count in the final draw to find who's the riddler amongst us...

Sir, I bear a rhyme excelling In mystic force and magic spelling Celestial sprites elucidate All my own striving cant relate

Every time I light my lighter the lighter my lighter gets before it is too light to light

hello im bored in my class so im on here idk y tho my teach is talking about chicken and eggs in a class about money im very confused

How do I bounce on my boyfriend’s dick like an absolute champ? I find it tiring, hard on the knees, I’m insecure about my belly and I worry about bending his dick. Male and female advice welcome!!

Hey guys a made a cool video it would realy and i mean REALLy make my day if you just watch it (:::::::: thx I <#3 you all

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

IM A HOOD NlGGA IM FROM THE STREETS DONT COME TO MY BLOCK OR U GET DEAD ON THE STREET

Hey guys I need help. I'm a new parent and my newborn isn't breathing anymore, I was giving him a bath roughly 3-4 hours ago and left him to do his own thing came back and wasn't breathing anymore what do I do? Please don't sat put him in the micowave because I just tried it for 5-6 minutes with no affect. Please help!

I’ve been useing tgis site for awile but can somebody tell me are aconts saved to device? Do I get notifications if I make an acont? I’m ten I can’t let my hot mom see this website I’ll be deadbeat. Also can website owners ban panoply who only have bad puns I think it was better when it was all ofenceive and morbid

its nice that other people out there can appreciate my twisted morbid dark and dirty sense of humor lol