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I wanna rip out my intestines throw them in sea, I want to raise some money to invest in plastic surgery. I want to cover myself head to toe and super sexy scars, cuz I mean aren't you supposed to burn if you're a star?

I walks up to my girlfriend and says to her, โ€œWant to play the firetruck game?โ€ She says, โ€œSure, how do you play it?โ€ I says, โ€œI place my finger at the bottom of your leg and run it up, and you say red light when you want me to stop.โ€ She says yes, and I begin. I start to get close to reaching up her skirt, she says, โ€œRed light!โ€ I looks at her and I smile wickedly and says, โ€œFiretrucks donโ€™t stop for red lights.โ€ She laughs as I start to rape her.

I am sorry for being mean my a d h d was acting up so I am am sorry dagger you can call me a retard wen ever you want

โ—๏ธHey everyone! I just wanna say something, this is very important to know when you read any of my posts or comments! -I can be unintentionally offensive and rude sometimes, but Iโ€™m just being honest. I donโ€™t have any filter when I speak, for example: if you wear your favourite clothing and ask me to be honest if I like it or not, I will give you a brutally honest answer.

-So, if you ever find something I say hurtful or offensive, tell me, if you donโ€™t I will have no idea if I have said anything wrong, or what Iโ€™ve said wrong.

A man walks into a bar and orders three shots. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Well... My oldest son just came out..." The man finishes the shots and leaves the bar. The next day, the man comes back and orders four shots. "What now?" the bartender asks. "My middle son just came out." The man finishes his drinks and leaves. He comes back the next day and orders five shots. "Again?" the bartender asks. "Yeah. My youngest son." He drinks his shots and leaves. The next day, he comes in again. This time, he orders ten shots. "My God! Is there anyone in your family that likes girls??" the bartender asks. "Yeah... My wife." (Repost!)

Hi just updating you on my road to 50 followers for a name a face reveal I so far have 4 followers so still a long ways to go but for the people who did follow me thanks

@G4M3R Where did you go?

Ps: Maybe we should continue on one of my posts instead? Because I donโ€™t delete my posts while talkinโ€™.

Do you guys like my new profile picture? (For those who voted on my poll to change my profile picture.)