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Mommy Opal, I wanna be your good boy, I wanna be ur pet, I would get on all fours for you and let you dog walk me

bp groupchat #3 if you’re not from bp, either fuck off, or be chill. if you are from bp, hiii panda besties!!! bp’s been kinda slow lately, so we can talk on here. let’s make this place slightly less of a shitshow. rules: - no fatherless jokes - try not to use slurs - shitposting is cool, but some of y’all need to chill the fuck out 💀 - for the rest of you non-bp people, don’t mess with us. on that site, we’re legen… Read more

guys my mommy spanked me since i showed people her credit card and i had to wear extra underwear but then she punched me and now i have bloody lip and it hurt so much 😭😭😭😭

Like this if you laughed.

These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.

I made a website for orphans .Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.

Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.

Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father

Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)

Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.

What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.

Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!